Limericks

[Phox]

What a fantastic display of SUCK.
Like dining on shit-roasted duck.
If you don't cease,
Just look at BadBeast,
And ask why he is such a cuck.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

My blistering skill at this game,
renders all other limericks lame,
so let's see what you've got,
you hilarious lot,
cuz my rhyming will put yours to shame!

This thread is now about free form rap you crackah ass muthahfuckah

[Phox]

Why must I suffer this curse?
This thread makes me long for the hearse,
No, it ain't about rap,
None of that crap,
Limericks are bad, but rap's worse!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Phox is all whines and moans
tossing her sticks and stones
fuck you then,
prissy little hen
You'd not give a dog a bone.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Cue up the beatbox, bitches
CPD will leave you in stiches.
I got every move
to start the groove -
Score one for the witches!

ETA: Okay, so maybe not. Typo.

[Phox]

So you say I'm a prissy hen?
What a  strange way to make friends!
If I had a stick...
Wait just a tic!
I'll take the one from your rear end!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

So you say I'm a prissy hen?
What a  strange way to make friends!
If I had a stick...
Wait just a tic!
I'll take the one from your rear end!

Okay, that was good. A+++ would get burned by again.

Ahem.

Now wait a minute, young miss
You started all of this.
With your fucks
and your sucks
All over this thread, taking a piss.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Wait a minute CPD, still waiting for delivery
THought it would be 30 minutes or I would get it for free
So let's see, did you get my order? Best hurry up or I won't tip you your quarter
Best be piping hot, and if it is not
I'll take a fucking shot
Watch your ass fucking drop
Then take poitin in a shooter
and follow up with some cooter
And eat teh fucking pie when I spit in your eye
Call the EMT to haul you outta hie

[BadBeast]

My blistering skill at this game,
renders all other limericks lame,
so let's see what you've got,
you hilarious lot,
cuz my rhyming will put yours to shame!

This thread is now about free form rap you crackah ass muthahfuckah

Free form rap? are you sure? Nigga, please!
if you can't do a limerick, with ease,
then you've no fucking hope,
cuz my rhyming's so dope,
you should bow, before me, on your knees.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

My blistering skill at this game,
renders all other limericks lame,
so let's see what you've got,
you hilarious lot,
cuz my rhyming will put yours to shame!

This thread is now about free form rap you crackah ass muthahfuckah

Free form rap? are you sure? Nigga, please!
if you can't do a limerick, with ease,
then you've no fucking hope,
cuz my rhyming's so dope,
you should bow, before me, on your knees.

Doing so would be contrary to your political disposition, and far be it for me to make you a hypocrite, my friend 

[Phox]

You should have learned by now,
Hate spewing is all Phox knows how,
I kept it in style,
And went the extra mile,
Did better than Blight, you bossy cow!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You should have learned by now,
Hate spewing is all Phox knows how,
I kept it in style,
And went the extra mile,
Did better than Blight, you bossy cow!

Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
Moo moo moo moo moo
Moo moo moo moo moo
Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo

[BadBeast]

My blistering skill at this game,
renders all other limericks lame,
so let's see what you've got,
you hilarious lot,
cuz my rhyming will put yours to shame!

This thread is now about free form rap you crackah ass muthahfuckah

Free form rap? are you sure? Nigga, please!
if you can't do a limerick, with ease,
then you've no fucking hope,
cuz my rhyming's so dope,
you should bow, before me, on your knees.

Doing so would be contrary to your political disposition, and far be it for me to make you a hypocrite, my friend  

My superior skill in the rhyme
means it's not hypocritical time,
as it will not be me,
who is bending the knee,
cuz my lyrical skills are sublime!

(And my modesty, peerless!)   

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Wait a minute CPD, still waiting for delivery
THought it would be 30 minutes or I would get it for free
So let's see, did you get my order? Best hurry up or I won't tip you your quarter
Best be piping hot, and if it is not
I'll take a fucking shot
Watch your ass fucking drop
Then take poitin in a shooter
and follow up with some cooter
And eat teh fucking pie when I spit in your eye
Call the EMT to haul you outta hie

Delivery is always free,
when you get it from me.
You want it hot,
then you want what I got.
Bend over and take it, you'll see.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I'll bring the hip, I'll bring the hop
I'll rock this bitch and baby I won't stop
Let the others come
And try to get some
But this ain't a god damn thrift shop.

They want it fresh, they want it hot,
with the choice of toppings that I got?
Line up everyone, one and all
Now taking orders short or tall
When I serve it up - you'll like what you bought.