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Discordians are a bunch of hideous, villainous LIARS

Started by navkat, April 09, 2011, 11:58:59 PM

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navkat

I ate a dozn oranges yesterday and haven't pooped...like, at ALL.

My ass is plugged up harder than a marshmallow in a drinking straw.

Like a baguette in a drainage pipe.

A pillow in a mailbox.

99 latex-covered monkeys in an air vent.

Don Coyote


Thurnez Isa

Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Salty

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Oranges have A LOT of fiber.

Drink a ton of water, and you will experience the opposite effect, as all that fiber becomes soft and malleable.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


navkat


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Requia ☣

Weren't you also eating Cara Caras?  Those have low acid, gonna have a totally different effect on you.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Thurnez Isa

low acid up my ass
:argh!:
I had super heart burn


of course I guess it's low acid as long you don't eat 16 of em in a row
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Requia ☣ on April 10, 2011, 12:34:17 AM
Weren't you also eating Cara Caras?  Those have low acid, gonna have a totally different effect on you.

Low acid?  :? I've never heard that before. Aren't Cara Caras a type of navel orange?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Requia ☣

Yes, but they're red inside, (unless Thurnez has a really fucked up camera) so I don't think that have the same makeup as a regular navel.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Yeah, they're pink because they have Carnitine, I think (though not as much as blood oranges do); they're a cross of two other Navel varieties, which I forget.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Thurnez Isa

I guess they are more reddish then Navels

Light is also probably pretty bad in the photo since I'm useless at photography and couldn't figure how to use the flash on the camera.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante