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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Trollax

A Haiku Ode to Melbourne:

Who's the wombat now?
I'm always fully sic bros
Yeah, 'Course I poked her...


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NEXT TOPIC...................
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The hidden dangers of the home...

~Scouserial Trollax~

zenji

Come in my parlour,
Said the spider to the fly!
Turn the power off!



next topic...................pseudonyms!
Yong Maeng Jong Jin

riff

Riff, The Commander,
Slartibartfast, St. Trollax,
Medeo, Zenji.

Next: The best kind of cancer.
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

MedeoPlusPlus

In honor of tomorrow's roast on Comedy Central:

Leary's gonna get
lots of lung cancer; maybe
that'll shut him up!

Sekvanta Temo: Dance Dance Revolution
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

riff

(tomorrow?  I thought it was on Sunday?)
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

MedeoPlusPlus

Quote from: Riff(tomorrow? I thought it was on Sunday?)

Yeah, you're right... I was thinking of something else
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Penumbral

Whaaaaaaa??? It is sunday. after the ref or some other movie with kvin spacy.

SMFabal

Bouncing on Light Pads
No real objective at all
Why not play Pac-Man?

Next Topic: Disney
SMFabal, High Pope of CoCK, PSP, CW, KSC, FP, GH, MORBJ

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.

Slarti

I'm ignoring the topic,
Indeed, all Haiku rules.
To write this non-haiku.

Penumbral


SMFabal

---->The topic is


not even empty space
the nothingness of a cupped hand
then all things arose


Next topic: Why people break the rules! :lol:
SMFabal, High Pope of CoCK, PSP, CW, KSC, FP, GH, MORBJ

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.

Sir Lyall

People break the rules
'Cuz of [long philisophical tangent]
and that's why this isn't even close to a hiaku

Next Topic: A Non-Existant Color
mass marketed arcana

SMFabal

Just to freak out kids
Mela put on plaid panties
(Ask Piers Anthony)

Next topic: Use any reference to an obsure novel
SMFabal, High Pope of CoCK, PSP, CW, KSC, FP, GH, MORBJ

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.

MedeoPlusPlus

I'll use two of my favorite obscure sci-fi novels:

Festina Ramos
Sent to scary planet with
NAKED GLASS WOMEN!!!!

Shoogar and Purple
Dueling, yelling, and building
A flying machine

Next topic: Cherokee Casinos = Cash Crops....?
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

SMFabal

White men stole their land
Now they get to ignore our laws
Get over yourselves

next topic: Nevada
SMFabal, High Pope of CoCK, PSP, CW, KSC, FP, GH, MORBJ

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.