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BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Jenne on April 21, 2011, 06:51:12 PM
Also, most of the schools are all-boy or all-girl.

I'm thinking they DON'T take it to the ridiculous (because humans are inherently lazy, to my mind) and make sure all girls are out of the way of Mecca countrywide.

I wasn't thinking about the girls blocking the boy's prayers.  I was thinking about the girls blocking the girls prayers.

They don't have to be out of the way countrywide thoguh, if they are further than a stone's throw away, no worries.
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Quote from: BabylonHoruv on April 21, 2011, 07:10:55 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 21, 2011, 06:51:12 PM
Also, most of the schools are all-boy or all-girl.

I'm thinking they DON'T take it to the ridiculous (because humans are inherently lazy, to my mind) and make sure all girls are out of the way of Mecca countrywide.

I wasn't thinking about the girls blocking the boy's prayers.  I was thinking about the girls blocking the girls prayers.

They don't have to be out of the way countrywide thoguh, if they are further than a stone's throw away, no worries.

I'm thinking that girl's prayers aren't considered as anything important to begin with.... 

Jenne

...that's what made it funny, to me.  This is obviously an issue for MEN.  :lulz:  You know the "true believers."

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Jenne on April 21, 2011, 07:20:54 PM
...that's what made it funny, to me.  This is obviously an issue for MEN.  :lulz:  You know the "true believers."

:lulz:

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They should put a bigass antenna on Mecca. Or just run cable.  :lol:
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Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 05:17:41 AM
They should put a bigass antenna on Mecca. Or just run cable.  :lol:

I wonder if you put a frozen burrito in the center of Mecca if the prayers would cook it like a microwave.
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Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 11, 2011, 06:13:00 PM
Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 11, 2011, 05:17:41 AM
They should put a bigass antenna on Mecca. Or just run cable.  :lol:

I wonder if you put a frozen burrito in the center of Mecca if the prayers would cook it like a microwave.
I wonder if anybody's ever picked up the prayers in their tooth fillings.
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Quote from: Pastor Miskatonic Zappathruster on May 11, 2011, 03:01:32 AM
Why would a woman want to pray, anyway?  Women don't even HAVE souls.

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Quote from: BabylonHoruv on April 21, 2011, 07:10:55 PM
Quote from: Jenne on April 21, 2011, 06:51:12 PM
Also, most of the schools are all-boy or all-girl.

I'm thinking they DON'T take it to the ridiculous (because humans are inherently lazy, to my mind) and make sure all girls are out of the way of Mecca countrywide.

I wasn't thinking about the girls blocking the boy's prayers.  I was thinking about the girls blocking the girls prayers.

They don't have to be out of the way countrywide thoguh, if they are further than a stone's throw away, no worries.

The real answer is, in fact, sadly like Zappathrusters, nobody cares if the girls prayers reach Mecca or not, cause they're women.
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