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ATTN: Current Rain God

Started by Elder Iptuous, April 22, 2011, 01:21:56 AM

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Elder Iptuous

April 22, 2011, 01:21:56 AM
I don't remember who's carrying the mantle anymore, but i have been instructed by my state's Fearless Leader to pray to you....

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/04/21/us-texas-wildfires-idUSTRE73K7WY20110421

:roll:
gawd, he's a douche...

Luna

#1
April 22, 2011, 01:43:22 AM
Nope, no rain for you until the governor admits, on camera, that the whole secession plan was asinine, and he want Papa Obama to save his sorry ass.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Elder Iptuous

#2
April 22, 2011, 01:46:27 AM
Quote from: Luna on April 22, 2011, 01:43:22 AM
Nope, no rain for you until the governor admits, on camera, that the whole secession plan was asinine, and he want Papa Obama to save his sorry ass.

does it count if he is water boarded into saying it?

Jenne

#3
April 22, 2011, 02:43:39 AM
Yeah, I heard Texas is aping CA and trying to burn itself into oblivion...hope y'all stay safe, Ip.

Prince Glittersnatch III

#4
April 22, 2011, 02:52:26 AM
I was going to post this in the "stupid wingnut" thread!

:argh!:


http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

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Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

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AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Jenne

#5
April 22, 2011, 02:55:19 AM
...uh, you still can.  :lol:

Luna

#6
April 22, 2011, 04:15:42 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on April 22, 2011, 01:46:27 AM
Quote from: Luna on April 22, 2011, 01:43:22 AM
Nope, no rain for you until the governor admits, on camera, that the whole secession plan was asinine, and he want Papa Obama to save his sorry ass.

does it count if he is water boarded into saying it?


Yep, absolutely.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Freeky

#7
April 24, 2011, 06:49:34 AM
So is it Pixie or Roger who is resident rain god/dess?

Payne

#8
April 24, 2011, 09:46:16 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on April 24, 2011, 06:49:34 AM
So is it Pixie or Roger who is resident rain god/dess?

Pixie handed over her raiment to Roger after he returned from the wilderness and Dok Howl went off to fuck around with the LHC.

However, I don't know if that means she also handed the powers over.

I'm a messiah, Jim. Not a theologian.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
April 24, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
Why is everyone answering for me?

Fuck it.  The weird weather lasts all fucking summer, for EVERYONE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#10
April 24, 2011, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
Why is everyone answering for me?

Fuck it.  The weird weather lasts all fucking summer, for EVERYONE.

I know better than to fuck with a Mexica rain god, and so didn't answer.

May I get occasional rain to cool me off?

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
April 24, 2011, 05:30:03 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
Why is everyone answering for me?

Fuck it.  The weird weather lasts all fucking summer, for EVERYONE.

I know better than to fuck with a Mexica rain god, and so didn't answer.

May I get occasional rain to cool me off?

Yes.  I really can't shut off the rain where you're at.  It's how I calibrate the rain elsewhere.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#12
April 24, 2011, 05:34:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:30:03 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
Why is everyone answering for me?

Fuck it.  The weird weather lasts all fucking summer, for EVERYONE.

I know better than to fuck with a Mexica rain god, and so didn't answer.

May I get occasional rain to cool me off?

Yes.  I really can't shut off the rain where you're at.  It's how I calibrate the rain elsewhere.

Someone's been fucking around with your rain-o-stat then, we've had several predicted but non-appearing rain showers here the last few weeks.

It's just been grinding on with very un-English heat. It's almost un-English enough to measure in Fanarheyt, or whatever the fuck you call it.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
April 24, 2011, 05:41:31 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:34:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:30:03 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
Why is everyone answering for me?

Fuck it.  The weird weather lasts all fucking summer, for EVERYONE.

I know better than to fuck with a Mexica rain god, and so didn't answer.

May I get occasional rain to cool me off?

Yes.  I really can't shut off the rain where you're at.  It's how I calibrate the rain elsewhere.

Someone's been fucking around with your rain-o-stat then, we've had several predicted but non-appearing rain showers here the last few weeks.

It's just been grinding on with very un-English heat. It's almost un-English enough to measure in Fanarheyt, or whatever the fuck you call it.

I've been away.  I think I might have left the dog in charge.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#14
April 24, 2011, 10:55:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:41:31 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:34:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:30:03 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 24, 2011, 05:22:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 24, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
Why is everyone answering for me?

Fuck it.  The weird weather lasts all fucking summer, for EVERYONE.

I know better than to fuck with a Mexica rain god, and so didn't answer.

May I get occasional rain to cool me off?

Yes.  I really can't shut off the rain where you're at.  It's how I calibrate the rain elsewhere.

Someone's been fucking around with your rain-o-stat then, we've had several predicted but non-appearing rain showers here the last few weeks.

It's just been grinding on with very un-English heat. It's almost un-English enough to measure in Fanarheyt, or whatever the fuck you call it.

I've been away.  I think I might have left the dog in charge.

The UK isn't supposed to have mediteranean temperatures. The last time that happened we were provoked into grabbing most of the world and painting it pink on maps.
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