Tennessee Will Ignore The Gays (And arrest Muslims) Until They Go AWAY!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I don't know if this has been posted elsewhere, feel free to delete/move/merge if it has. My girlfriend brought this to my attention. I giggled like a loon. So naturally I wanted to share.

http://www.alternet.org/newsandviews/article/568620/tn_senate_oks_bill_that_would_make_it_illegal_to_mention_the_existence_of_gay_people_to_students/

The Tennessee Senate Judiciary Committee has approved one lawmaker's revolutionary plan to fight the "homosexual agenda": don't tell students gay people exist until they get to high school.

So what happens to a kid who talks about his two daddies during Bring-A-Parent-To-School day?

Are bi-sexuals also on the pretend-they-aren't-real list or will they be referred to as creatures of myth and legend?

What's even more sad is that opposition to the bill in the state Senate focused not on the legislation being damaging, hateful, and downright stupid, but rather on the fact that the bill might be redundant:

Well we can't have redundant legislature. I mean, it's never happened before so we shouldn't start that trend now.

Tracy proposed an amendment to rewrite Campfield's bill to require the Board of Education to study the issue and determine whether any teaching about homosexuality is occurring and, if so, recommend what should be done about it.

So basically they want a study that will determine if "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" should be instituted in the elementary/middle school classroom.

Hehehehe. Hehehe. Hehe. He. Ha!

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It's really just the logical extension of conservatives ignoring the fact that THEY'RE gay until they're caught doing meth with gay hookers.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Denial is such a hard thing to overcome.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well, it's certainly a good thing they won't find out about homosexuals outside of the classroom!   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Face fucking palm.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Face fucking palm.

I don't understand how anyone can get bored, anymore.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Face fucking palm.

I don't understand how anyone can get bored, anymore.

There's never a dull moment, these days. Oil spills, riots all over the world, natural disasters, Glen Beck . . .

Bannings, burning, and beatings - oh my!

[Jasper]

We need a bill making it illegal to tell kids that santa claus isn't real.

[Elder Iptuous]

a federal bill pretending Tennessee isn't real...

[Chairman Risus]

I wonder if this would act as a double-edged sword and prohibit the use of anti-homosexual slurs in school.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

This decade is turning out to be one of the funniest OF ALL TIME!!  I'm absolutely loving it!

[Pope Lecherous]

I wonder if this would act as a double-edged sword and prohibit the use of anti-homosexual slurs in school.

Many young kids say "that's gay" for anything "that sucks."

If this bill works, hopefully the chil'ren wont know the existence of homosexuality until they're old enough to handle such a disturbing concept and firmly rooted in Jesus
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[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Because we all know the point of schools is to prevent children from knowing things.

Judging by test scores I think were doing a damn good job.

This is hypocritical because when I was in elementary school I learned about things like the Holocaust and the Black Plague. Human beings being turned in to soap is ok but men kissing other men will warp children for life.

[BabylonHoruv]

Because we all know the point of schools is to prevent children from knowing things.

Judging by test scores I think were doing a damn good job.

This is hypocritical because when I was in elementary school I learned about things like the Holocaust and the Black Plague. Human beings being turned in to soap is ok but men kissing other men will warp children for life.

A fair amount of those people that got turned into soap were gay too. 

Although that's a bit of a strawman, since they are still teaching about homosexuals at a highschool level and you don't get holocaust until highschool either.

[Bruno]

I wonder if this would act as a double-edged sword and prohibit the use of anti-homosexual slurs in school.

By teachers, definitely, but that's probably not really allowed anyway. I don't think this makes it illegal for a student to talk about homosexuality.

If it did, that would be  , or possibly  .


or maybe just  . My funnydar has been a bit off, lately.