OSAMA BIN LADEN CONFIRMED DEAD.

[Adios]

There is a difference between being happy about something and acting like you are at a Superbowl victory party like a lot of people they keep showing on the news.
And the latter group of people are the ones the rest of the world will see. Rubbing it in people's faces and chanting USA! repeatedly will just inspire more terrorists to attack. Overzealous celebrations make the whole country look bad.

This, and the fact that OBL being dead is about as relevant to what's going on in the world today as the color of Katie Couric's dress.

I utterly fail to see what there is to celebrate.

Celebrate that people are buying stuff.

Seriously, this jackass getting killed is saving my mortgage this month.

Congrats, maybe some of it will rub off on my book!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There is a difference between being happy about something and acting like you are at a Superbowl victory party like a lot of people they keep showing on the news.
And the latter group of people are the ones the rest of the world will see. Rubbing it in people's faces and chanting USA! repeatedly will just inspire more terrorists to attack. Overzealous celebrations make the whole country look bad.

This, and the fact that OBL being dead is about as relevant to what's going on in the world today as the color of Katie Couric's dress.

I utterly fail to see what there is to celebrate.

Celebrate that people are buying stuff.

Seriously, this jackass getting killed is saving my mortgage this month.

Congrats, maybe some of it will rub off on my book!

I really hope so.

America's unbridled consumer optimism could carry us a ways, if it doesn't peter out too fast.

[East Coast Hustle]

Or if everyone doesn't realize that they're actually still broke.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Al Qaeda will of course try something in the next 90 days.  They pretty much have to.

My guess is Disneyworld, CA, for multiple reasons.

[LMNO]

you all, can collectively eat my ass.

Dibs.



Line forms to the left.

[East Coast Hustle]

Al Qaeda will of course try something in the next 90 days.  They pretty much have to.

My guess is Disneyworld, CA, for multiple reasons.

Does it make me a horrible person if I root for them just that once?

[Telarus]

Only if we get a running set piece battle through the Haunted Mansion between Mecha-Walt.Disney2.0 and Bionic Khalid Sheikh Mohammed while hordes of Johnny Depp and Princess celebrity look-a-likes attempt to hold back the Golden Horde horde of Islamic Sharia-Kamikaze Dervishes from trashing the It's a Small World ride by imposing Sharia law on all the cute little animatronic children.

Are you LISTENING you fucking cia Imagineers!!!!! 

[Suu]

Al Qaeda will of course try something in the next 90 days.  They pretty much have to.

My guess is Disneyworld, CA, for multiple reasons.

Does it make me a horrible person if I root for them just that once?

Nope.

I say get Squid out of Orlando and take out that 50mi radius as well.

[East Coast Hustle]

I think Roger actually meant Disneyland. Anaheim must be destroyed.

[Nast]

I'm glad people are buying things. I think it's interesting that during a period of calamity or misfortune people cinch their spending, even if they're not the ones directly affected. You would imagine that people would consume more to make themselves feel better, in the same way that one consumes cookies when one's sad.

But I don't think cookies have anything to do with the economy at all.

[Disco Pickle]

WTF!  goddamnit all the cool shit happens when Im in another country and not at all interested in cable news, or any news for that matter.  I´m going to tip back a few brews and hope this isn´t all a smoke screen, though It´s not like one´s been needed considering the shit that washington has pulled over the last decade.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Shit, even my dumb ass has been saying send in the SEALS for years. They love this shit. Common sense, send in a handful of psychos who'll get the job done instead of fucking up whole countries. Which they still managed to do.
Rush still sounds like a fucktard. He keeps repeating "CONTINUING THE BUSH POLICIES"...wasn't the Bush policy GOING TO FUCKING IRAQ FOR NO REASON AND GIVING BIN LADEN A SEVEN YEAR HEAD START?

1) The matter of where to send them is kind of the crux of that plan.

2) SEALs are hardly psychopaths.

[PopeTom]

I think Roger actually meant Disneyland. Anaheim must be destroyed.

Why Anaheim?  It's only the second whitest city in America.

Aim for the top, Salt Lake City! 

[The Commander]

DRAW AND QUARTER THAT TERRORIST MOTHERFUCKER ACROSS THE MIDDLE EAST AND PUT HIS HEAD ON A GODDAMN PIKE RIGHT AT GROUND ZERO.

My wife commented last night that you don't see enough heads on pikes these days.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Shit, even my dumb ass has been saying send in the SEALS for years. They love this shit. Common sense, send in a handful of psychos who'll get the job done instead of fucking up whole countries. Which they still managed to do.
Rush still sounds like a fucktard. He keeps repeating "CONTINUING THE BUSH POLICIES"...wasn't the Bush policy GOING TO FUCKING IRAQ FOR NO REASON AND GIVING BIN LADEN A SEVEN YEAR HEAD START?

Hes talking about torturing illegally held prisoners at Guantanimo.

Because for some reason every right wing nut has been spouting about how thats how they found him. Ive yet to hear a thing about it from anywhere that wasnt a tea party blog or Fox News so I assume its bullshit.