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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 04, 2011, 01:06:48 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

May 04, 2011, 01:06:48 AM


You know you want some!  You know your bleeding sinuses can never get enough!  You know you want your girlfriend to have as much hair on her chest as Richter has!  Be the envy of all your friends, and the very best friend your ENT Doctor ever had!  GET UP OFF OF YOUR LAZY ASS AND GO GET SOME RIGHT NOW, BEFORE RICHTER GETS ANGRY!  BECAUSE IF RICHTER AIN'T HAPPY, NOBODY IS HAPPY!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

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May 04, 2011, 01:15:36 AM


Made exclusively by lifelong craftsmen in Anhui Province, China!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

*GrumpButt*

#2
May 04, 2011, 01:19:41 AM

That 2nd one..LOL

Also: The first thing I thought of was "Get a second bottle FREE! Just pay S&H!"
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
May 04, 2011, 01:24:26 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

leln

#4
May 04, 2011, 01:27:16 AM
Oh my dearie me TGRR, you go too far. You of all people should know that any sauce that is as part of the realm of Richter cannot be appeased. Pray for salvation, Reverend that thou art. For the RICHTure will come, and it will not be kind to any that mocked or attempted to marginalize it. That's the point, after all-call it the last being put first if you will, but their memory never fades. My sinuses have bled for months, and I'm fucking family. WHAT WILL IT DO TO YOU? I CAN ONLY WEEP.
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"If you speak out of turn again, I will unscrew your neckpipe and use the resulting hole for my lavatory.  And I have one fuck of a case of the squirts today."

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
May 04, 2011, 01:32:27 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
May 04, 2011, 01:43:17 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

*GrumpButt*

#7
May 04, 2011, 01:44:28 AM
o...m...g...  lmfao :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
May 04, 2011, 01:52:32 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#9
May 04, 2011, 02:04:54 AM
Oh, fuck...  can't breathe...   :lulz:
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#10
May 04, 2011, 02:25:32 AM
OH MY GOD  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

OW THE LAUGHTER, IT HURTS MY FACE!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
May 04, 2011, 02:25:55 AM
This is some crazy goddamn genius shit.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
May 04, 2011, 02:26:32 AM
"Now in spermicide flavor" !! :vom: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#14
May 04, 2011, 02:37:11 AM
:mittens: :lulz: Very nice.
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