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NO PORTA-POTTY CAN WITHSTAND RICHTER'S FISTS 'O DOOM.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, May 03, 2011, 10:43:19 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

May 03, 2011, 10:43:19 PM
There are big smelly blue lakes all over the East coast that testify to this fact.

Nobody knows what his motivation is, but Richter has never seen a porta-potty that he didn't Hulk out on and destroy with the hammer-like power of his fists alone.  Shards of plastic and the horribly familiar blue fluid are all that is left when the whirlwind of destruction ends.

PROTIP:  Do never go into a portajohn in Providence, because that shit might last the rest of your life.

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Luna

#1
May 03, 2011, 10:57:14 PM
 :horrormirth:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#2
May 03, 2011, 11:11:10 PM
Yep. I've been an eyewitness to this fact, unfortunately.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

leln

#3
May 03, 2011, 11:26:47 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 03, 2011, 11:11:10 PM
Yep. I've been an eyewitness to this fact, unfortunately.

THIS. Ask me about the day of our Irish grandfather's funeral (which, disturbingly enough, coincided with St. Patrick's Day) sometime.


I fucking dare you.
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"If you speak out of turn again, I will unscrew your neckpipe and use the resulting hole for my lavatory.  And I have one fuck of a case of the squirts today."

Richter

#4
May 03, 2011, 11:37:10 PM
Some shit you just don't stand for.

For one thing, we fucking OWN this planet now.  At least the continent.  So we should have decent human type facilities at hand, and I won't stand for any place that doesn't.  Sporting events, festivals, or any other excuse to trot out those horrilbe turd fountains is jsut an insult.  IT's rubbing it in our own noses that we couldn't be bothered to get some real shitter infrastructure in place.

I still remember shivering out a monster log in a thin plastic booth before the Head of the Charles, with burly oarsmen howling and threatening me if I didn't finish soon, and responding back that I'd wipe with THEM if they didn't can the noise.  Then having to make good when Ir ealized I was out of paper. 

Oh the beat the shit out of me, but I rowed that race with a clean bum (though somewhat bruised)

NAturally, the ivy leauge ascot twits who RAN the event were drunk, and taking nancy little rabbit poops in the upper floor of the HArvard boathouse while sipping port, deciding when they'd deign to decend and fire the starting gun for the next race.  Fuckers.

Since then it's been the same.  I'm no ludite, but I am iconoclast.  And I will smash DOWN those foul blue tankards of filth, stand attop the wreckage, the debris brewing the very ai around me into jenkem while the people moan and puke.  AS they wail and spontaneously soil themselves, no longer able to discern "Bathroom" from "not bathroom", I will wipe the blue from my brow and growl

"Do better."
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Luna

#5
May 03, 2011, 11:44:14 PM
Oh, Pennsic is gonna be FUN...
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

leln

#6
May 04, 2011, 12:07:16 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 03, 2011, 11:44:14 PM
Oh, Pennsic is gonna be FUN...

If it makes you feel any better, the entire East Coast will suffer with you. My kin seldom do things by halves.
[initially a "Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes." Now the] Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Wombat of Wrath and Righteous Retribution.

"If you speak out of turn again, I will unscrew your neckpipe and use the resulting hole for my lavatory.  And I have one fuck of a case of the squirts today."

Luna

#7
May 04, 2011, 02:01:33 AM
Quote from: leln on May 04, 2011, 12:07:16 AM
Quote from: Luna on May 03, 2011, 11:44:14 PM
Oh, Pennsic is gonna be FUN...

If it makes you feel any better, the entire East Coast will suffer with you. My kin seldom do things by halves.

I'm just hoping he leaves at least one intact so there's someplace for me to take a piss on our side of the lake.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
May 04, 2011, 02:27:27 AM
I think I'm gonna be skeert of porta-potties now... :tinfoilhat:
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Luna

#9
May 04, 2011, 03:07:38 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 04, 2011, 02:27:27 AM
I think I'm gonna be skeert of porta-potties now... :tinfoilhat:

Not half as skeert as I'm gonna be when I have to use one, with no idea where Richter is, other than "somewhere around here..."
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#10
May 04, 2011, 03:11:31 AM
Yep. I will walk the next block over to use the portajohns when he's around. Just sayin'.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#11
May 04, 2011, 03:29:26 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 03:11:31 AM
Yep. I will walk the next block over to use the portajohns when he's around. Just sayin'.

No kidding.  Just what I want, to be seated on the throne when THIS happens:

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#12
May 04, 2011, 04:14:28 AM
WHO PEED IN THE PURSE HOLDER????!!!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jasper

#13
May 04, 2011, 04:21:15 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 04:14:28 AM
WHO PEED IN THE PURSE HOLDER????!!!

:lulz:  Fucking lol'd

Suu

#14
May 04, 2011, 04:22:05 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 04, 2011, 04:21:15 AM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on May 04, 2011, 04:14:28 AM
WHO PEED IN THE PURSE HOLDER????!!!

:lulz:  Fucking lol'd

You know you're a SCAdian when...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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