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masquerading

May 09, 2011, 08:51:28 PM
Thinking of seeing one and was wondering if any of yous had any experience with this. Specifically- How much of how you truly feel can you tell these guys without the white coats coming to take you (or your kids) away?

AFK

#1
May 09, 2011, 08:56:15 PM
34.88%
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

#2
May 09, 2011, 08:56:54 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 09, 2011, 08:56:15 PM
34.88%

How did you measure?  By volume, or by weirdness?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Payne

#3
May 09, 2011, 08:57:12 PM
Tell them nothing. Forget sectioning you or taking the kids away. THEY JUST WANT THE THETANZEZ!!!
                         /

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
May 09, 2011, 08:58:21 PM
I give this troll a 2/10, for lack of effort.

Was a time, a troll WORKED for his art.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#5
May 09, 2011, 08:59:12 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 08:56:54 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 09, 2011, 08:56:15 PM
34.88%

How did you measure?  By volume, or by weirdness?

No, it's a measure of the Lamanite-Wolfpoet Quotient, where %100 is a perfect blend of %100 volume of %100 weirdness.

Any amount of either volume or weirdness, in other words, as long as on the L-WP quotient they add up to %34.88

Luna

#6
May 09, 2011, 09:01:50 PM
Quote from: masquerading on May 09, 2011, 08:51:28 PM
Thinking of seeing one and was wondering if any of yous had any experience with this. Specifically- How much of how you truly feel can you tell these guys without the white coats coming to take you (or your kids) away?

If you actually want an honest answer to this...

Tell them everything.  If you or your kids NEED to be taken away, particularly for the safety of said kids, then, for fuck's sake, let them.  If you're unscrewed in the gourd enough to be judged a danger, then why WOULDN'T you?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
May 09, 2011, 09:03:02 PM
Actually, I checked, and "Masquerading" is a long-time member of the board.

So, here you go:  It depends on the problem.  Most times, the doctor involved is forbidden to release any information to any outside agency.  In cases of severe mental illness, though, that can change, under new laws that govern firearm ownership, for example.

If you're depressed, see a regular doctor.  If your toaster is telling you to shoot your congressman, see your regular doctor and ask for a referral.

Also, smash the toaster.  Appliances have to know their place, and politics ain't it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

masquerading

#8
May 09, 2011, 09:06:16 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 09:01:50 PM
Quote from: masquerading on May 09, 2011, 08:51:28 PM
Thinking of seeing one and was wondering if any of yous had any experience with this. Specifically- How much of how you truly feel can you tell these guys without the white coats coming to take you (or your kids) away?

If you actually want an honest answer to this...

Tell them everything.  If you or your kids NEED to be taken away, particularly for the safety of said kids, then, for fuck's sake, let them.  If you're unscrewed in the gourd enough to be judged a danger, then why WOULDN'T you?

I did actually want an honest answer.
Thanks.

I am really not a danger to the kids nor myself. Just have alot of fucked up thoughts about humanity is all maybe.

AFK

#9
May 09, 2011, 09:07:16 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 08:56:54 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 09, 2011, 08:56:15 PM
34.88%

How did you measure?  By volume, or by weirdness?

It was a combination of volume, weirdness, and SCIENCE!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

masquerading

#10
May 09, 2011, 09:07:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 09, 2011, 09:03:02 PM
Actually, I checked, and "Masquerading" is a long-time member of the board.

So, here you go:  It depends on the problem.  Most times, the doctor involved is forbidden to release any information to any outside agency.  In cases of severe mental illness, though, that can change, under new laws that govern firearm ownership, for example.

If you're depressed, see a regular doctor.  If your toaster is telling you to shoot your congressman, see your regular doctor and ask for a referral.

Also, smash the toaster.  Appliances have to know their place, and politics ain't it.

:lulz:

And thanks too.

Payne

#11
May 09, 2011, 09:07:46 PM
Quote from: masquerading on May 09, 2011, 09:06:16 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 09:01:50 PM
Quote from: masquerading on May 09, 2011, 08:51:28 PM
Thinking of seeing one and was wondering if any of yous had any experience with this. Specifically- How much of how you truly feel can you tell these guys without the white coats coming to take you (or your kids) away?

If you actually want an honest answer to this...

Tell them everything.  If you or your kids NEED to be taken away, particularly for the safety of said kids, then, for fuck's sake, let them.  If you're unscrewed in the gourd enough to be judged a danger, then why WOULDN'T you?

I did actually want an honest answer.
Thanks.

I am really not a danger to the kids nor myself. Just have alot of fucked up thoughts about humanity is all maybe.



Tell them everything they ask about, volunteer information if you think it'll help explain questions you've already answered further. And for the love of god don't let them take your Thetans.

Luna

#12
May 09, 2011, 09:11:20 PM
Quote from: masquerading on May 09, 2011, 09:06:16 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 09:01:50 PM
Quote from: masquerading on May 09, 2011, 08:51:28 PM
Thinking of seeing one and was wondering if any of yous had any experience with this. Specifically- How much of how you truly feel can you tell these guys without the white coats coming to take you (or your kids) away?

If you actually want an honest answer to this...

Tell them everything.  If you or your kids NEED to be taken away, particularly for the safety of said kids, then, for fuck's sake, let them.  If you're unscrewed in the gourd enough to be judged a danger, then why WOULDN'T you?

I did actually want an honest answer.
Thanks.

I am really not a danger to the kids nor myself. Just have alot of fucked up thoughts about humanity is all maybe.



Everybody does.  Hell, look around, here.

Assuming you don't tell anybody that you think humans should be used as a food source (have you SEEN the price of beef, lately??), and that you're considering changing the name of your kids to "Veal" and "Porkchop..."

Take it slow, shrinks know it's a trust thing, and SHOULD take time for you to get comfortable, anyway.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
May 09, 2011, 09:12:27 PM
Quote from: masquerading on May 09, 2011, 09:06:16 PM
Quote from: Luna on May 09, 2011, 09:01:50 PM
Quote from: masquerading on May 09, 2011, 08:51:28 PM
Thinking of seeing one and was wondering if any of yous had any experience with this. Specifically- How much of how you truly feel can you tell these guys without the white coats coming to take you (or your kids) away?

If you actually want an honest answer to this...

Tell them everything.  If you or your kids NEED to be taken away, particularly for the safety of said kids, then, for fuck's sake, let them.  If you're unscrewed in the gourd enough to be judged a danger, then why WOULDN'T you?

I did actually want an honest answer.
Thanks.

I am really not a danger to the kids nor myself. Just have alot of fucked up thoughts about humanity is all maybe.



Why on Earth would you need to see a shrink about THAT?  If you WEREN'T thinking that the human race should be shot out of an airlock, THEN I'd worry.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#14
May 09, 2011, 10:18:07 PM
My understanding is as long as you are not a danger to yourself, your children or anyone else you are good.

However, this is just what I've heard, not personal experience.
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