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Started by Felix, May 15, 2011, 08:03:04 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
May 15, 2011, 11:51:25 PM
I vote for whomever will waterboard people who start threads like this.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Laughin Jude

#16
May 16, 2011, 01:15:18 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2011, 11:51:25 PM
I vote for whomever will waterboard people who start threads like this.

Good news: That's everyone on the ballot!
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
May 16, 2011, 04:20:58 AM
Holy shit all I can think of when I think about politics is I FUCKING HOPE TO FUCK THAT WE ARE STILL EVOLVING AS A SPECIES.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#18
May 16, 2011, 04:40:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 16, 2011, 04:20:58 AM
Holy shit all I can think of when I think about politics is I FUCKING HOPE TO FUCK THAT WE ARE STILL EVOLVING AS A SPECIES.

You still have hope?

Optimist. :lol:

Felix

#19
May 16, 2011, 07:40:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 16, 2011, 04:20:58 AM
Holy shit all I can think of when I think about politics is I FUCKING HOPE TO FUCK THAT WE ARE STILL EVOLVING AS A SPECIES.

I lol'd.
ooooh, you touch my tralala...
mmmmm... my ding ding dong.

Slyph

#20
May 16, 2011, 07:49:24 AM
British Labour Party; left wing minority of.

Laughin Jude

#21
May 16, 2011, 07:55:45 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 16, 2011, 04:20:58 AM
Holy shit all I can think of when I think about politics is I FUCKING HOPE TO FUCK THAT WE ARE STILL EVOLVING AS A SPECIES.

Evolution just means we're changing. It doesn't necessarily mean we're getting better.
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Cain

#22
May 16, 2011, 01:42:54 PM
This is my favourite bullshit.

Luna

#23
May 16, 2011, 01:44:55 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Lenin McCarthy

#24
May 16, 2011, 03:00:25 PM
I can't vote before the 2013 elections, and then I'll vote for the Liberal Party of Norway (Venstre). My political viewpoints are constantly floating from libertarianism to social liberalism to anarcho-primitivism to "me for dictator"-ism. Could have voted for the Greens, had they not been infiltrated by New Age dipshits.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
May 16, 2011, 03:06:49 PM
Quote from: Lenin McCarthy on May 16, 2011, 03:00:25 PM
I can't vote before the 2013 elections, and then I'll vote for the Liberal Party of Norway (Venstre). My political viewpoints are constantly floating from libertarianism to social liberalism to anarcho-primitivism to "me for dictator"-ism. Could have voted for the Greens, had they not been infiltrated by New Age dipshits.

That's kind of a wandering conviction, isn't it?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#26
May 16, 2011, 04:18:08 PM
Still voting for Fred.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
May 16, 2011, 04:27:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 16, 2011, 04:18:08 PM
Still voting for Fred.

As if you have a choice.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
May 16, 2011, 04:29:14 PM
FRED, 2012:  One Person, One Vote, Once.

FRED, 2012:  The Last Election You'll Ever Need.

FRED, 2012:  Sexier Than Gaddafi.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cainad (dec.)

#29
May 16, 2011, 04:35:27 PM
oh whew, for a bit I thought Sigmatic had changed his name back to Felix and acquired Terminal Asshat Syndrome.
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