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The Good Reverend Roger

#45
May 16, 2011, 08:43:45 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 16, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Why do people find Megan McCain hot?

Let's be blunt.

It's the boobs.

And?
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BadBeast

#46
May 16, 2011, 08:59:41 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 16, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Why do people find Megan McCain hot?

Let's be blunt.

It's the boobs.
Meatloaf's got Boobs, is he worth a fap over?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Luna

#47
May 16, 2011, 09:01:14 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 16, 2011, 08:59:41 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 16, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Why do people find Megan McCain hot?

Let's be blunt.

It's the boobs.
Meatloaf's got Boobs, is he worth a fap over?

Aw, that's just WRONG.  :vom:
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Laughin Jude

#48
May 16, 2011, 09:02:27 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 16, 2011, 08:59:41 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 16, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Why do people find Megan McCain hot?

Let's be blunt.

It's the boobs.
Meatloaf's got Boobs, is he worth a fap over?

Only in the video for "I Would Do Anything For Love."
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#49
May 16, 2011, 09:44:23 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 16, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Why do people find Megan McCain hot?

Let's be blunt.

It's the boobs.

Snooki has boobs.

Megan McCain, on the other hand, is actually pretty, and apparently not so lacking in brains.
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BadBeast

#50
May 16, 2011, 09:59:18 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 16, 2011, 09:02:27 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 16, 2011, 08:59:41 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 16, 2011, 08:42:09 PM
Why do people find Megan McCain hot?

Let's be blunt.

It's the boobs.
Meatloaf's got Boobs, is he worth a fap over?

Only in the video for "I Would Do Anything For Love."
What about in "Fight Club"? ( I'd also do many things for Love. But I won't do that!)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Laughin Jude

#51
May 16, 2011, 10:44:58 PM
The extent of my familiarity with Snooki begins and ends with South Park.
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Freeky

#52
May 16, 2011, 10:57:55 PM
Quote from: Laughin Jude on May 16, 2011, 10:44:58 PM
The extent of my familiarity with Snooki begins and ends with South Park.
:lulz:

Anna Mae Bollocks

#53
May 17, 2011, 12:44:00 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on May 16, 2011, 08:34:46 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on May 16, 2011, 08:31:26 PM
Someone's political leanings should have very little bearing on weather or not you want to engage in sexy time with them.  Politics is more something to worry about if you're considering settling down.

I disagree.  For example, say you're a hot chick, and you meet a really hot guy at a bar.  He starts hitting on you, and in the course of events, it turns out he opposes gay marriage.

It would be far better to give him a massive case of blue balls and then tell him to get his bigoted ass out of your sight than to fuck him.

To tolerate his views while fucking him is to tacitly accept them.

THIS.

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