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Started by Felix, May 16, 2011, 08:49:20 AM

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AFK

Just to get this out of my system, the thread title keeps making this song pop in my head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz_bCyirfn8
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Thurnez Isa

Nonsense
You just have excess thetans
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante


Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Freeky

Quote from: R.W.H.N. on May 16, 2011, 01:10:59 PM
My diagnosis says it is attention deficit disorder. 

HEY FUCK YOU I DIED FROM HAVING ADD

rong

#20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=leI5wUUCAPs

Thanks to this thread, I reinterpreted ADD as a disorder where the afflicted cannot pay attention as, instead, a disorder where the afflicted suffers from a lack of and, therefore, craves attention.

Look at me!
I got A.D.D!
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Slyph


Felix

Go to a doctor, they say. lol
ooooh, you touch my tralala...
mmmmm... my ding ding dong.

Freeky

Then quit asking for help on a forum where nobody knows you. Ass.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2011, 11:24:33 PM
Go to a doctor, they say. lol

Actually, it's more like "shut the fuck up and stop spagging the place up with your imaginary problems that no one cares about", they say.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Xooxe

Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2011, 08:49:20 AM, experienced derealization and depersonalization, I find it difficult to sustain sensical thoughts.

These are common symptoms of derpes simplex.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Xooxe on May 17, 2011, 06:21:12 AM
Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2011, 08:49:20 AM, experienced derealization and depersonalization, I find it difficult to sustain sensical thoughts.

These are common symptoms of derpes simplex.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Felix

Thanks guyz. You don't know how much I appreciate all this.
ooooh, you touch my tralala...
mmmmm... my ding ding dong.

Prince Glittersnatch III

So you honestly have no one you can trust more with this revelation than PD.com?

Thats really sad.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Slyph

Quote from: Felix on May 17, 2011, 07:25:14 AM
Thanks guyz. You don't know how much I appreciate all this.

You already got the best advice anyone could possibly give you, "Speak to a professional".

Any scorn people lay on you now is just payment in kind.