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Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, May 18, 2011, 12:38:35 AM

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Prince Glittersnatch III

May 18, 2011, 12:38:35 AM
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Pope Pixie Pickle

#1
May 18, 2011, 12:41:55 AM
:vom:

Laughin Jude

#2
May 18, 2011, 12:52:22 AM
Goddammit.
Laughin Jude.com - Philosophy, snark, weird stories and bad art

The Plain and Honest Truth - A semi-Discordian serial novel about 9/11, the Iraq War, aliens, the origins of Western religion and an evil sock puppet from another dimension

Xooxe

#3
May 18, 2011, 01:18:14 AM
THREAD CONFIRMED.

East Coast Hustle

#4
May 18, 2011, 01:29:46 AM
Oh, I fucking hate you all REALLY HARD.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Lies

#5
May 18, 2011, 02:41:46 AM
The times, they are a gettin weirder.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Freeky

#6
May 18, 2011, 03:33:55 AM
NO WAY.  NO FUCKIN WAY.  :lulz: 

Richter

#7
May 18, 2011, 03:51:58 AM
This made my day.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#8
May 18, 2011, 03:52:10 AM
"... I look at the ceiling and see all the black stuff come out, and I said "Oh my God, what is this?""

That poor guy...
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Phox

#9
May 18, 2011, 04:50:36 AM
 :horrormirth:

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#10
May 18, 2011, 05:20:38 AM
What. The. Fuck.  :horrormirth:  :vom:
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
May 18, 2011, 06:56:41 AM
AUGH! Oh that poor dude. And the other people who lived in that building.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Succulent Plant

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May 18, 2011, 02:55:25 PM Last Edit: May 18, 2011, 02:57:58 PM by Aloe
 :horrormirth:   :vom:

Dysfunctional Cunt

#13
May 18, 2011, 03:02:04 PM
The other building residents should all be allowed to get one swing on the guy with a bat. 

Or the added punishment could be hourly rides on the bungee port-o-let like on jackass only with used toilets from a Ren Fair....  :evil:

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#14
May 18, 2011, 03:09:52 PM
Lesson fro today:

DO NEVAR PISS OFF THE JENKEM DEALER
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson
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