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Started by Suu, May 19, 2011, 12:46:57 PM

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Suu

May 19, 2011, 12:46:57 PM
YES. THAT'S RIGHT YOU TIMOROUS PALTROONS, RICHTER, LUNA, MY BODYGUARD AND MYSELF ARE LEAVING FOR NEW JERSEY THIS AFTERNOON.

THERE WILL BE CORSETS, COCKTAILS, AND CAMARADERIE THAT SPAGS THE LIKES OF YOU ARE NOT PRIVY TO EVEN EXIST NEAR.

I, THE GREAT INDUSTRY PROFESSIONAL THAT I AM, IS A GUEST OF THIS CONVENTION, AND HAVE BEEN ELEVATED TO CELEBRITY STATUS FOR THE WEEKEND.

YOU MAY, OF COURSE, REMAIN TO SIT IN POOLS OF YOUR FESTERING JEST AS OUR TERRA PARAMBULATOR DEPARTS.

IN OTHER WORDS:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

hooplala

#1
May 19, 2011, 02:11:21 PM
I wonder if there will be any goggles there?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Suu

#2
May 19, 2011, 02:13:26 PM
I myself own 3 pairs.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
May 19, 2011, 03:07:53 PM
It's "poltroons".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#4
May 19, 2011, 03:11:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2011, 03:07:53 PM
It's "poltroons".

Misspelling is Steampunk. Srsly.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
May 19, 2011, 03:14:57 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 19, 2011, 03:11:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2011, 03:07:53 PM
It's "poltroons".

Misspelling is Steampunk. Srsly.

I am a spelling industry professional.  I am NOT HAVING THIS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#6
May 19, 2011, 03:18:37 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
May 19, 2011, 04:16:18 PM
You is a guest!

(That, for some reason, made me giggle more than anything else)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#9
May 19, 2011, 04:36:49 PM
I IS!

-Suu
Should not be allowed to type ANYTHING before having coffee. Evar.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle

#10
May 19, 2011, 04:40:43 PM
ROGER!

THEY'RE ALL IN ONE PLACE!

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
May 19, 2011, 04:41:32 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 19, 2011, 04:40:43 PM
ROGER!

THEY'RE ALL IN ONE PLACE!

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

Fuxor the bathroom facilities and put Metamucil in the pizza?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
May 19, 2011, 04:45:37 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 19, 2011, 04:36:49 PM
I IS!

-Suu
Should not be allowed to type ANYTHING before having coffee. Evar.

:lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Richter

#13
May 19, 2011, 05:10:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2011, 04:41:32 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 19, 2011, 04:40:43 PM
ROGER!

THEY'RE ALL IN ONE PLACE!

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

Fuxor the bathroom facilities and put Metamucil in the pizza?

KYFMS
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Luna

#14
May 19, 2011, 05:57:47 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 19, 2011, 05:10:11 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 19, 2011, 04:41:32 PM
Quote from: Rip City Hustle on May 19, 2011, 04:40:43 PM
ROGER!

THEY'RE ALL IN ONE PLACE!

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

Fuxor the bathroom facilities and put Metamucil in the pizza?

KYFMS

:lol:

My money is on the bathroom facilities being fuxorred without any assistance.

(And don't ask what's in the oven, at the moment...)
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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