Only another 9 days....

[Phox]

If there really was a god those fools would be off of my planet by now as promised.

Totally agree. We got gypped! 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What a let-down!

[LMNO]

THIS DEITY DOES NOT DELIVER.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

THIS DEITY DOES NOT DELIVER.

Well, it says take out only on the menu.

[Adios]

Wash, rinse, repeat.

The Seventh-day Adventist Church formed out of the movement known today as the Millerites. In 1831, a Baptist convert, William Miller (until then a Deist), was asked by a Baptist to preach in their church and began to preach that the Second Advent of Jesus would occur somewhere between 1843 and 1844, based on his interpretation of Daniel 8:14. A following gathered around Miller that included many from the Baptist, Methodist, Presbyterian and Christian Connection churches. After a number of revisions, October 22 was considered the most probable date that the return would occur. By 1844, over 100,000 people were anticipating what Miller had dubbed as the "Blessed Hope". On October 22 many of the believers were up late into the night watching, waiting for Christ to return and found themselves bitterly disappointed when both sunset and midnight passed with their expectations unfulfilled. This event later became known as the Great Disappointment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Seventh-day_Adventist_Church

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Wash, rinse, repeat.

The Seventh-day Adventist Church formed out of the movement known today as the Millerites. In 1831, a Baptist convert, William Miller (until then a Deist), was asked by a Baptist to preach in their church and began to preach that the Second Advent of Jesus would occur somewhere between 1843 and 1844, based on his interpretation of Daniel 8:14. A following gathered around Miller that included many from the Baptist, Methodist, Presbyterian and Christian Connection churches. After a number of revisions, October 22 was considered the most probable date that the return would occur. By 1844, over 100,000 people were anticipating what Miller had dubbed as the "Blessed Hope". On October 22 many of the believers were up late into the night watching, waiting for Christ to return and found themselves bitterly disappointed when both sunset and midnight passed with their expectations unfulfilled. This event later became known as the Great Disappointment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Seventh-day_Adventist_Church

If I recall, this website gives a list of failed End Times dates stretching back to Sumerian civilization. I can't confirm that because, well the site is unavailable at the moment due to excessive traffic (go figure). Check it in a day or so I guess.

www.abhota.info/end1.htm

Other than that, this will have to do, lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_of_the_end_of_the_world

[Nephew Twiddleton]

e-mail:
familyradio@familyradio.org
webservant@familyradio.org
info@familyradio.org

Send your derisive, post-apocalyptic e-mails to the above addresses!

Sent.

Hello,

So your predictions were off this time around and I'm ok with that. It's difficult to pinpoint these sorts of things with accuracy. But I would really like to know when The Rapture is most likely to occur. I'm very dedicated to the inevitability of it happening. I'm looking forward to it and hope that it happens in my life time. I would like nothing more than to witness the Lord Jesus sweeping up His believers from this wicked world. And the reason that I'm looking forward to it is that I want you people off my fucking  planet now so we can fix the mess your ilk have made for us and our children. Not only am I disappointed that there are still going to be End Times nuts like you still around despite your repeated failures and the fact that your dead, false messiah is two millennia late, thus breaking his word and exposing him for the liar he was before he turned into rotting flesh, but you carnival swindlers have ruined the lives of some people retarded enough to listen to you and you should be ashamed of yourselves for taking advantage of the mentally disabled. One man has committed suicide, a mother tried to kill her daughters, people have wasted all of their money and given up on their careers and ruined their children's futures. You can wash your hands of that all you want in your own head and say it is their own fault, but you are responsible for setting of the unbalanced. Thanks Camping, for being a false prophet. You have done more for atheism than Lord Satan expected. You have earned your place in the lake of burning sulfur.

Yours in Christ,
Luke Zifuga

[Telarus]

FTW!

[Juana]

Right on!

[AFK]

Man...now I've gotta mow the lawn.

This sucks!

[Cain]

Laugh it up, skepti-tards.  Mayan 2012 is just around the corner.  No quitsies on this one, bitches.

[Luna]

Laugh it up, skepti-tards.  Mayan 2012 is just around the corner.  No quitsies on this one, bitches.

ETA:  You'll have to excuse me if I'm not terribly worried...  Though I expect a Mayan end of the world would be a bit more exciting than a Christian end of the world.  Probably a bit more human sacrifice...

[the dreadful hours]

i got my suit dry cleaned for nothing

[Succulent Plant]

[Eater of Clowns]

Maybe the Rapture actually did happen, and all the righteous were swept up to heaven.  All 3 of them.  And the rest of us are condemned to the hell on earth with one another.