YOU GUISE

[Freeky]

WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND OUT.


You may now start thanking me (read: screaming.)

[Nadezhda]

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Laughin Jude]

I couldn't even make it through the second one. I tried. Twice. I had to turn it off partway through both times.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I saw something about this on the cover of an Avon magazine, at Job #2.

No Megan Fox, but hey, there's Patrick Dempsey. O.o

And Decepticons on the moon.

[Luna]

I couldn't even make it through the second one. I tried. Twice. I had to turn it off partway through both times.

The first one was... okay.  The second was a suckfest of unimaginable proportions.  I'm hoping all copies of the third one will self-destruct in the canisters to save audiences nationwide the horror.

[Slyph]

"Click for more Linkin Park!"

Uh, No! 

Ohh man there was some dude in the US Army on another forum I go on, and he was talking about a mandatory-fun Linkin Park USO show he had to go to, poor bastard.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

"Click for more Linkin Park!"

Uh, No! 

Ohh man there was some dude in the US Army on another forum I go on, and he was talking about a mandatory-fun Linkin Park USO show he had to go to, poor bastard.

. . . "mandatory fun" ? Do they get a bucket of tomatoes with every show they have to go to?

Also, I like Linkin Park. :P

[Don Coyote]

"Click for more Linkin Park!"

Uh, No! 

Ohh man there was some dude in the US Army on another forum I go on, and he was talking about a mandatory-fun Linkin Park USO show he had to go to, poor bastard.

. . . "mandatory fun" ? Do they get a bucket of tomatoes with every show they have to go to?

Also, I like Linkin Park. :P

As in, "your place of duty is here. all day."

Coyote, scourge of "unit cohesion", "mandatory fun" and "espirtdecorpse"

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

"Click for more Linkin Park!"

Uh, No! 

Ohh man there was some dude in the US Army on another forum I go on, and he was talking about a mandatory-fun Linkin Park USO show he had to go to, poor bastard.

. . . "mandatory fun" ? Do they get a bucket of tomatoes with every show they have to go to?

Also, I like Linkin Park. :P

As in, "your place of duty is here. all day."

Coyote, scourge of "unit cohesion", "mandatory fun" and "espirtdecorpse"

You poor man.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Hey these movies are pretty great if you take out all the talking and ignore the fleshy actors.

Otherwise: CRASHING BANGING TWISTING METAL WITH SUPER COOL SOUND EFFECTS!
everything else about it sucks.

[Jasper]

Oh no, not another sci-fi action flick.  I hate movies about big robots breaking shit.


Yup.

[Rumckle]

Hey these movies are pretty great if you take out all the talking and ignore the fleshy actors.

Otherwise: CRASHING BANGING TWISTING METAL WITH SUPER COOL SOUND EFFECTS!
everything else about it sucks.

Yeah, the problem is though, once you take out the fleshy actors the movie only goes for 30 mins.

Too much meat.

[Freeky]

Hey these movies are pretty great if you take out all the talking and ignore the fleshy actors.

Otherwise: CRASHING BANGING TWISTING METAL WITH SUPER COOL SOUND EFFECTS!
everything else about it sucks.

Yeah, the problem is though, once you take out the fleshy actors the movie only goes for 30 mins.

Too much meat.

Precisely.

[Jasper]

I mean granted, I'd still love to see Bay punched in the ballbag for this franchise, but I can still appreciate it as an action movie if I distract myself during the human scenes.