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ATTN SUBJECTS: THE DARK EMPRESS AND MYSELF ARE NOW WED.

Started by Suu, June 04, 2011, 06:28:22 AM

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BadBeast

#45
June 05, 2011, 03:26:34 AM
Here is Suzi, modelling the latest Dildo-Ninja Nun out. With accessories.

"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#46
June 05, 2011, 03:28:17 AM
Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 05, 2011, 03:21:24 AM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 05, 2011, 03:14:10 AM
I am now picturing myself whacking the Dreaded Battle Nun about the shoulders with a large, floppy dildo.  :lulz:

We need to do this someday. But you have to wear the welding goggles!

:lulz: PHOTO SHOOT!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#47
June 05, 2011, 03:50:24 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2011, 03:26:34 AM
Here is Suzi, modelling the latest Dildo-Ninja Nun out. With accessories.



That woman scares me.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Phox

#48
June 05, 2011, 04:14:45 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2011, 03:26:34 AM
Here is Suzi, modelling the latest Dildo-Ninja Nun out. With accessories.


:fap:

Richter

#49
June 05, 2011, 04:27:17 AM
Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 05, 2011, 02:24:10 AM
Who said I was the male in the relationship!?

FIGHT TO THE DEATH! WITH STEEL TOED BOOTS, IRON OVARIES AND HEAD-EATING CHOMPERS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA2QK09K-zs
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

#50
June 05, 2011, 05:00:19 AM
Quote from: Richter on June 05, 2011, 04:27:17 AM
Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 05, 2011, 02:24:10 AM
Who said I was the male in the relationship!?

FIGHT TO THE DEATH! WITH STEEL TOED BOOTS, IRON OVARIES AND HEAD-EATING CHOMPERS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA2QK09K-zs

I suppose for the sake of it being a dildo swordfight, it really IS a cock and reposte, eh?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

President Television

#51
June 05, 2011, 05:03:43 AM
I bear offerings of fresh grated Canadian upper-class hipster. This is their kingdom, you know.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

BadBeast

#52
June 05, 2011, 05:09:38 AM Last Edit: June 05, 2011, 05:15:01 AM by BadBeast
Maybe the full body Ninja Dildo Armour?
http://i.imgur.com/uqUea.jpg
nsfw
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Suu

#53
June 05, 2011, 05:14:03 AM
You might wanna NSFW that.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#54
June 05, 2011, 05:27:05 AM
Brought home some fresh hot Publix Cubans for you two. :D I'll eat them in your honor.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Suu

#55
June 05, 2011, 05:33:10 AM
:sadbanana:

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#56
June 05, 2011, 05:34:44 AM
Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 05, 2011, 05:33:10 AM
:sadbanana:



I meant, I'll, uh . . . air-mail them to you? Same-day delivery? :D :D :D
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Suu

#57
June 05, 2011, 03:07:12 PM
I may actually take you up in the offer of real Cuban bread. I'll just know what day to expect it, get pulled pork started and get all the ingredients I need.


...Damnit. I may have to walk downtown and suffer through a Providence-excuse for a Cuban, today.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#58
June 05, 2011, 03:12:33 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 05, 2011, 05:27:05 AM
Brought home some fresh hot Publix Cubans for you two. :D I'll eat them in your honor.

WANT
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#59
June 05, 2011, 03:18:01 PM
Quote from: Your Evil Stepmother on June 05, 2011, 03:07:12 PM
I may actually take you up in the offer of real Cuban bread. I'll just know what day to expect it, get pulled pork started and get all the ingredients I need.


...Damnit. I may have to walk downtown and suffer through a Providence-excuse for a Cuban, today.

Portland doesn't even HAVE them.

OK, that's not completely true. There are like four places in town that make them, and I've never been to any of them.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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