Help me help blacks who hate whites

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Is it racism if you're merely attempting to help a race (not your own) be more effective in conveying their prejudices?

Dok... call me a filthy mick. Do it.
I'm trying to help you.

You can help a race by by helping them realize that being racist is stooping to a racist's level. An appropriate response would be to call him a fucking Nazi bitch or an inbred Klansman yokel.

Also, calling an Irishman a mick isn't offensive in the slightest, since half of our last names begin with Mc. And the other half have Mick as a first name.

[Doktor Howl]

Also, calling an Irishman a mick isn't offensive in the slightest, since half of our last names begin with Mc. And the other half have Mick as a first name.

Also, they don't actually qualify as people, so racism isn't technically an issue.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, calling an Irishman a mick isn't offensive in the slightest, since half of our last names begin with Mc. And the other half have Mick as a first name.

Also, they don't actually qualify as people, so racism isn't technically an issue.

Thank you for recognizing us as the demi-gods that we are.

[Suu]

Sometimes I want some asshole to know WHY I hate him without having to explain it to him in great detail. Thus, rather than give him an on-the-spot diatribe of why it's impolite for him to park his Mercedes in 2 parking spots in a crowded parking lot, I can just say something like "Hey Brooks Brother! Pick a fucking spot for your SLK you fuckin' small-dicked first-world tit!" and he'll know exactly what I mean.

Okay, I'm sorry. This just made me ovulate, and I'm not supposed to be able to do that right now.

[Suu]

Also, calling an Irishman a mick isn't offensive in the slightest, since half of our last names begin with Mc. And the other half have Mick as a first name.

Also, they don't actually qualify as people, so racism isn't technically an issue.

Thank you for recognizing us as the demi-gods that we are.

McMITTENS!

[Doktor Howl]

Also, calling an Irishman a mick isn't offensive in the slightest, since half of our last names begin with Mc. And the other half have Mick as a first name.

Also, they don't actually qualify as people, so racism isn't technically an issue.

Thank you for recognizing us as the demi-gods that we are.

Demigods would know that "demigod" isn't a hyphenated word.  Just saying.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, calling an Irishman a mick isn't offensive in the slightest, since half of our last names begin with Mc. And the other half have Mick as a first name.

Also, they don't actually qualify as people, so racism isn't technically an issue.

Thank you for recognizing us as the demi-gods that we are.

McMITTENS!

Also, calling an Irishman a mick isn't offensive in the slightest, since half of our last names begin with Mc. And the other half have Mick as a first name.

Also, they don't actually qualify as people, so racism isn't technically an issue.

Thank you for recognizing us as the demi-gods that we are.

Demigods would know that "demigod" isn't a hyphenated word.  Just saying.

Demi-gods can spell it however they fucking want to.

[Doktor Howl]

Demi-gods can spell it however they fucking want to.

Well, sure.  Until the British come along and make you spell it correctly.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Demi-gods can spell it however they fucking want to.

Well, sure.  Until the British come along and make you spell it correctly.

Like they could ever spell anything correctly themselves.

[Suu]

He's just jealous, Twid.

The Cornish could never build ships quite like the Irish did, anyway.

[Doktor Howl]

He's just jealous, Twid.

The Cornish could never build ships quite like the Irish did, anyway.

Easier to steal them.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

He's just jealous, Twid.

The Cornish could never build ships quite like the Irish did, anyway.

Easier to steal them.

You're both correct. Damn.

Dok, your ancestors were legit pirates, right?

[Doktor Howl]

He's just jealous, Twid.

The Cornish could never build ships quite like the Irish did, anyway.

Easier to steal them.

You're both correct. Damn.

Dok, your ancestors were legit pirates, right?

Yep.  And not very good at it, from what records remain.  We seem to have had an average lifespan of about 23 years.

Later on, we wised up, went straight, and accidentally Blaine Penrose.

[Doktor Howl]

Now look at my avatar, and hit the refresh button.

[Suu]