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Started by navkat, July 04, 2011, 10:28:55 PM

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navkat

July 04, 2011, 10:28:55 PM
I always get a little nervous about having an account on here when great lulz are happening in the world and you jackasses aren't posting a goddamned word about it...like motherfuckin radio silence or some shit.

:jiggle:???
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Doktor Howl

#1
July 04, 2011, 10:30:51 PM
Quote from: navkat on July 04, 2011, 10:28:55 PM
I always get a little nervous about having an account on here when great lulz are happening in the world and you jackasses aren't posting a goddamned word about it...like motherfuckin radio silence or some shit.

:jiggle:???

We're busy being butthurt.  It's July, remember?
Molon Lube

Cain

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July 04, 2011, 10:32:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2011, 10:30:51 PM
Quote from: navkat on July 04, 2011, 10:28:55 PM
I always get a little nervous about having an account on here when great lulz are happening in the world and you jackasses aren't posting a goddamned word about it...like motherfuckin radio silence or some shit.

:jiggle:???

We're busy being butthurt.  It's July, remember?

"What are we gonna do this month, Dr Howl?"
"What we do every month ending in a 'y', Cain....be busy finding things to get butthurt over."

navkat

#3
July 04, 2011, 10:53:54 PM
cn we pls stop w/ teh hurting of teh butt and make funnay again nao pls?

Seriously, I got so many problems right now, I don't think there's room in my butt for one more dick but I'm sure I'll try crammin' another up there if the responsibility falls to me.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Ambassador KLOK KAOS

#4
July 04, 2011, 11:15:29 PM
I don't recall anyone preventing you from posting links to lulz.  Just sayin...

Lulz does happen to be a known cure for cancer.
The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore, to misuse it.

New Rule:  You are a terrorist and with be dealt with as such.

Telarus

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July 05, 2011, 02:13:30 AM
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Luna

#6
July 05, 2011, 02:15:45 AM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Ambassador KLOK KAOS

#8
July 05, 2011, 02:55:14 AM
I love it.

:lulz:

Fucking awesome.
The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore, to misuse it.

New Rule:  You are a terrorist and with be dealt with as such.

Suu

#9
July 05, 2011, 04:23:35 AM
Quote from: Telarus on July 05, 2011, 02:13:30 AM


I would prefer to LULZ over getting my cervix electroshocked off, but hey...if it tickles...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Ambassador KLOK KAOS

#10
July 05, 2011, 04:27:24 AM
If you prefer the tickling, Elmo might make a better doctor.

Off to find elmo in a doctor outfit, 2 internets if someone beats me to it.
The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore, to misuse it.

New Rule:  You are a terrorist and with be dealt with as such.

Ambassador KLOK KAOS

#11
July 05, 2011, 04:48:56 AM
Too Late.

Enjoy.

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore, to misuse it.

New Rule:  You are a terrorist and with be dealt with as such.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#12
July 05, 2011, 10:47:54 AM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

navkat

#13
July 05, 2011, 04:18:38 PM
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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July 05, 2011, 04:25:12 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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