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JOIN PROGRESS QUEST OR SUCK FOREVER

Started by Cramulus, June 30, 2011, 03:36:28 PM

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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

hrmm im prob gonna quit this in a day or so since i dont get to actually DO anything, its taking up my browser's think time.
i am nearing level 7 tho

Cramulus

I want to remind everybody to hit ctrl+G and join the guild "Spaglords".

I'm currently running 3 characters:

Cramus
At least Im not a Butt Juggler
Caldathoronaxionius Jr

you can see where you are in the global ranking by pressing ctrl+B

you can declare a motto which other people can see by pressing ctrl+M

that's about as interactive as it gets! Your character will go on fantastic and epic adventures and you don't even need to pay attention. I left Cramus running on my work computer over the weekend and he gained like 15 levels.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cramulus on July 05, 2011, 03:56:09 PM
I want to remind everybody to hit ctrl+G and join the guild "Spaglords".

I'm currently running 3 characters:

Cramus
At least Im not a Butt Juggler
Caldathoronaxionius Jr

you can see where you are in the global ranking by pressing ctrl+B

you can declare a motto which other people can see by pressing ctrl+M

that's about as interactive as it gets! Your character will go on fantastic and epic adventures and you don't even need to pay attention. I left Cramus running on my work computer over the weekend and he gained like 15 levels.

Doesn't seem to work with the browser version. :( Or maybe just not the Mac browser version.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cramulus

ahh - looks like the browser version is "single player only"  :lol:

Cuddlefish

Ok, this is almost the greatest game ever. Cuddles the Fish, landsquid, tickle mimic.

Is there a way to review a log of things that happen, or do you just have to be watching?
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Luna

Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 07, 2011, 01:02:27 AM
Ok, this is almost the greatest game ever. Cuddles the Fish, landsquid, tickle mimic.

Is there a way to review a log of things that happen, or do you just have to be watching?

Mostly, I just catch amusing things when I see it, haven't found a log.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cramulus

Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 07, 2011, 01:02:27 AM
Ok, this is almost the greatest game ever. Cuddles the Fish, landsquid, tickle mimic.

Is there a way to review a log of things that happen, or do you just have to be watching?

There is a quest log on the right side of the screen, right beneath the "plot development" pane.


Cramus is currently level 49, and is battling 3 comatose platinum dragons with his +30 pronged vorpal culverin.

Luna

Quote from: Cramulus on July 07, 2011, 02:12:34 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 07, 2011, 01:02:27 AM
Ok, this is almost the greatest game ever. Cuddles the Fish, landsquid, tickle mimic.

Is there a way to review a log of things that happen, or do you just have to be watching?

There is a quest log on the right side of the screen, right beneath the "plot development" pane.


Cramus is currently level 49, and is battling 3 comatose platinum dragons with his +30 pronged vorpal culverin.

I think he's looking for a log of each individual battle.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Some of you guys advance really fast. It takes me days to go up a level.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cramulus

What can I say? I am a highly skilled progress quest player.

Luna

It takes dedication and time investment.  I log more hours in PQ than in Warcraft, now.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

yeah i gave up. too many open browser stuffs

Cramulus

Here's another trick ---

when you create a character, one of your stats will probably be slightly higher than the others. The game considers this your "primary" stat.

When you level up, you gain a point in one of your stats. Odds are, it'll be your primary one.


NONE of the stats matter except Strength. Strength is the only stat that has any bearing on the game whatsoever because it determines how many items you can carry before you have to go back to town and sell everything.

So if STR is your highest stat, it means that you spend more time in the killing fields and less time negotiating for new gear. Not a TON of time, mind you. Up until level 30, you're basically saving like 10 seconds every few minutes. But if you're running the game for weeks at a time, it adds up.

Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cain