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Started by Cuddlefish, July 06, 2011, 06:27:34 PM

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Telarus

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Don Coyote


Triple Zero

Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 06:27:34 PM
Last Friday i got the end of a kali stick directly in my right eye. My vision in that eye was reduced to about 10%, and looking at the computer screen caused a significant deal of pain due to the light sensitivity. Today, (day 5 of recovery) my vision has returned to about 98% and the pain is almost gone entirely. I never visited a doctor. My only regret is that I didn't take any pics of the gnarly pussing wound. I looked like frikkin' Sloth from the goonies (with better hair, of course).

For those who didn't realize I was gone, disregard the above paragraph.



It was your fault!!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Cuddlefish

Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 06, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
:x Kali stick to the Eye.




LOL


Eye protection is your friend.

Indeed. I had been considering investing in some gear, mouthguards and goggles and such. I suppose I could consider not putting myself in a situation where someones swinging sticks at my face, but what's the fun in that?

Quote from: Triple Zero on July 06, 2011, 09:53:04 PM
It was your fault!!

Sorry. My bad.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Luna

Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 06, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
:x Kali stick to the Eye.




LOL


Eye protection is your friend.

Indeed. I had been considering investing in some gear, mouthguards and goggles and such. I suppose I could consider not putting myself in a situation where someones swinging sticks at my face, but what's the fun in that?

:lulz:  No fun at all.  It hasn't been a real week if somebody hasn't swung an implement of destruction at my person.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2011, 10:36:46 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 06, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
:x Kali stick to the Eye.




LOL


Eye protection is your friend.

Indeed. I had been considering investing in some gear, mouthguards and goggles and such. I suppose I could consider not putting myself in a situation where someones swinging sticks at my face, but what's the fun in that?

:lulz:  No fun at all.  It hasn't been a real week if somebody hasn't swung an implement of destruction at my person.

Yeah, y'all get your jollies in one whack assed way.....  :wink:

Luna

Quote from: Khara on July 06, 2011, 10:40:38 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2011, 10:36:46 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 06, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
:x Kali stick to the Eye.




LOL


Eye protection is your friend.

Indeed. I had been considering investing in some gear, mouthguards and goggles and such. I suppose I could consider not putting myself in a situation where someones swinging sticks at my face, but what's the fun in that?

:lulz:  No fun at all.  It hasn't been a real week if somebody hasn't swung an implement of destruction at my person.

Yeah, y'all get your jollies in one whack assed way.....  :wink:

Hey, go with what works.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cuddlefish

Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2011, 10:41:43 PM
Hey, go with what works.

"Dude, ever go snowboarding? It's such a rush!!!!11!"

"No. I fight people with sticks and participate in group melee at punker bars. Snow doesn't hit hard enough."
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Luna

Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 10:49:33 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2011, 10:41:43 PM
Hey, go with what works.

"Dude, ever go snowboarding? It's such a rush!!!!11!"

"No. I fight people with sticks and participate in group melee at punker bars. Snow doesn't hit hard enough."

Had a lovely combination of two bruises on my left forearm last week, looked kinda like a checkmark.  It's too fucking hot to wear long sleeves at work.  Once again, I had to go into what it is I do in my free time, and, no, the man (or men, in this case, not sure which of two did both or either bruise) who put the bruise there does NOT need to be arrested.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Don Coyote

Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 06, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
:x Kali stick to the Eye.




LOL


Eye protection is your friend.

Indeed. I had been considering investing in some gear, mouthguards and goggles and such. I suppose I could consider not putting myself in a situation where someones swinging sticks at my face, but what's the fun in that?


WHAT VILE THOUGHTS ARE ENTERING YOUR MIND????

Luna

Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 10:57:24 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 06, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
:x Kali stick to the Eye.




LOL


Eye protection is your friend.

Indeed. I had been considering investing in some gear, mouthguards and goggles and such. I suppose I could consider not putting myself in a situation where someones swinging sticks at my face, but what's the fun in that?


WHAT VILE THOUGHTS ARE ENTERING YOUR MIND????

Hey, when you've taken a stick to the eye, strange thoughts enter.  He got over it.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Don Coyote

Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2011, 11:05:48 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 10:57:24 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 10:34:44 PM
Quote from: COL Coyote on July 06, 2011, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Telarus on July 06, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
:x Kali stick to the Eye.




LOL


Eye protection is your friend.

Indeed. I had been considering investing in some gear, mouthguards and goggles and such. I suppose I could consider not putting myself in a situation where someones swinging sticks at my face, but what's the fun in that?


WHAT VILE THOUGHTS ARE ENTERING YOUR MIND????

Hey, when you've taken a stick to the eye, strange thoughts enter.  He got over it.

I'm usually going, "um...I got hit where?? The fuck? How is that even possible...OHSHITSHITSHITSHIT"

Coyote, one to many blows to the head.

Cuddlefish

My head can take a lump or five, and I have yet to feel a body shot untill the day after, but my 'balls, on the other hand, not so much. One shot to the eye kinda ruins the rest of the sparring session on account of "I can't see." 

And, yes. I am now refferring to my eyes as my balls as well as, erm... my balls. Either way, please to not hit them with stick, k?
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Don Coyote

Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 07, 2011, 12:23:49 AM
My head can take a lump or five, and I have yet to feel a body shot untill the day after, but my 'balls, on the other hand, not so much. One shot to the eye kinda ruins the rest of the sparring session on account of "I can't see." 

And, yes. I am now refferring to my eyes as my balls as well as, erm... my balls. Either way, please to not hit them with stick, k?

They make gear to guard your nads too. :lulz: