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Started by Doktor Howl, July 07, 2011, 05:00:14 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2011, 11:35:11 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 10:42:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2011, 10:35:50 PM

I think it's a good idea if only to act as a deterrent to the HOW OBNOXIOUS DO I HAVE TO BE TO GET BANNED type of noob, which seems to come by at least a few times a month and it always takes several obnoxious days of them shitting up other people's threads before they realize they aren't going to get banned just for being moronic dicks, and settle down.

And by then, they already have worked so hard against themselves that THEY'RE STILL FUCKING RETARDED kneejerk reactions linger.



Actually I think the reflex died pretty fast with the last two. Mostly because after a while it gets hard to keep track of who was who.

I think it's more that the last two have been fucking amateurs.  After the return of AKK, it's hard to get excited by someone that thinks spamming Youtube links is the height of revenge.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2011, 11:35:11 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 10:42:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2011, 10:35:50 PM

I think it's a good idea if only to act as a deterrent to the HOW OBNOXIOUS DO I HAVE TO BE TO GET BANNED type of noob, which seems to come by at least a few times a month and it always takes several obnoxious days of them shitting up other people's threads before they realize they aren't going to get banned just for being moronic dicks, and settle down.

And by then, they already have worked so hard against themselves that THEY'RE STILL FUCKING RETARDED kneejerk reactions linger.



Actually I think the reflex died pretty fast with the last two. Mostly because after a while it gets hard to keep track of who was who.

So this guy is just that retarded?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2011, 11:36:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2011, 11:35:11 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 10:42:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2011, 10:35:50 PM

I think it's a good idea if only to act as a deterrent to the HOW OBNOXIOUS DO I HAVE TO BE TO GET BANNED type of noob, which seems to come by at least a few times a month and it always takes several obnoxious days of them shitting up other people's threads before they realize they aren't going to get banned just for being moronic dicks, and settle down.

And by then, they already have worked so hard against themselves that THEY'RE STILL FUCKING RETARDED kneejerk reactions linger.



Actually I think the reflex died pretty fast with the last two. Mostly because after a while it gets hard to keep track of who was who.

I think it's more that the last two have been fucking amateurs.  After the return of AKK, it's hard to get excited by someone that thinks spamming Youtube links is the height of revenge.

:lulz: Yeah, it's really hard to even believe anyone is as annoying as AKK. AKK is the true sand-in-the-vagina of trolls. Even though I KNEW how annoying he was, I was still taken aback by how annoying he was. After him, it's hard to get too excited by anyone else.

Though DK still wins, for actually pissing me off.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


SmokeyMcChickenson

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2011, 11:36:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2011, 11:35:11 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 10:42:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2011, 10:35:50 PM

I think it's a good idea if only to act as a deterrent to the HOW OBNOXIOUS DO I HAVE TO BE TO GET BANNED type of noob, which seems to come by at least a few times a month and it always takes several obnoxious days of them shitting up other people's threads before they realize they aren't going to get banned just for being moronic dicks, and settle down.

And by then, they already have worked so hard against themselves that THEY'RE STILL FUCKING RETARDED kneejerk reactions linger.



Actually I think the reflex died pretty fast with the last two. Mostly because after a while it gets hard to keep track of who was who.

I think it's more that the last two have been fucking amateurs.  After the return of AKK, it's hard to get excited by someone that thinks spamming Youtube links is the height of revenge.

Ow that hurts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A


You can listen to this while you imagine me crying in the corner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfTEhUECaXk&NR=1
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 11:38:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2011, 11:35:11 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 22, 2011, 10:42:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 22, 2011, 10:35:50 PM

I think it's a good idea if only to act as a deterrent to the HOW OBNOXIOUS DO I HAVE TO BE TO GET BANNED type of noob, which seems to come by at least a few times a month and it always takes several obnoxious days of them shitting up other people's threads before they realize they aren't going to get banned just for being moronic dicks, and settle down.

And by then, they already have worked so hard against themselves that THEY'RE STILL FUCKING RETARDED kneejerk reactions linger.



Actually I think the reflex died pretty fast with the last two. Mostly because after a while it gets hard to keep track of who was who.

So this guy is just that retarded?

Nah it's only what, day three?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

True.  :lulz:  And interest is already waning.

SmokeyMcChickenson

Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Salty

You do realize we have to click the link to watch those right?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Alty on July 22, 2011, 11:59:13 PM
You do realize we have to click the link to watch those right?

Hush.  He's new to this business.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2011, 11:59:45 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 22, 2011, 11:59:13 PM
You do realize we have to click the link to watch those right?

Hush.  He's new to this business.

But your wrong, Howl!  He's been doing this for so long that he doesn't understand the BBCs!  He's an OLD PRO!  And he DOESN'T CARE and ISN'T IMPRESSED and TOTALLY WISHES WE WOULD ACCEPT HIM!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 23, 2011, 12:22:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2011, 11:59:45 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 22, 2011, 11:59:13 PM
You do realize we have to click the link to watch those right?

Hush.  He's new to this business.

But your wrong, Howl!  He's been doing this for so long that he doesn't understand the BBCs!  He's an OLD PRO!  And he DOESN'T CARE and ISN'T IMPRESSED and TOTALLY WISHES WE WOULD ACCEPT HIM!

:lulz:
Molon Lube

SmokeyMcChickenson

Quote from: Alty on July 22, 2011, 11:59:13 PM
You do realize we have to click the link to watch those right?

That would be how you watch what is at the other end of that link yes :)
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

SmokeyMcChickenson

#358
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 23, 2011, 12:22:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 22, 2011, 11:59:45 PM
Quote from: Alty on July 22, 2011, 11:59:13 PM
You do realize we have to click the link to watch those right?

Hush.  He's new to this business.

But your wrong, Howl!  He's been doing this for so long that he doesn't understand the BBCs!  He's an OLD PRO!  And he DOESN'T CARE and ISN'T IMPRESSED and TOTALLY WISHES WE WOULD ACCEPT HIM!

Im totally unimpressed with the fact you didn't read the part where I said I was relatively new to forums and bbc codes. :)

But yes I've been metaprogramming my subconscious mind for quite some time.

Tell me have you ever consciously watched your self get up and out of your body and look back down at it before you rise up through the roof to be greeted by the song of the stars?

Perhaps you may have seen all eternity in the flash of a millisecond and lived constant intense dejavu for the past 19 years to remind you of it non stop.

Maybe somewhere along your journey you've had a light as bright as the sun explode inside your body and mind because you figured out how to silence the earthbound socio-sexual circuits .

Some of us don't need to read books and be part of a little club to know which way is up there sweet tits ;)

Some of us were out living real life and having adventures all over the planet and beyond :)

I've seen and done things I felt were more interesting than learning bbc code to impress a bunch of hacks :D

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH

:fnord:







Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Elder Iptuous

and yet, here you are douching it up in our little corner of the sandbox...
:roll: