New People Should Probably Read This.

[Pæs]

Tell me have you ever consciously watched your self get up and out of your body and look back down at it before you rise up through the roof to be greeted by the song of the stars?

Perhaps you may have seen all eternity in the flash of a millisecond and lived constant intense dejavu for the past 19 years to remind you of it non stop.

Maybe somewhere along your journey you've had a light as bright as the sun explode inside your body and mind because you figured out how to silence the earthbound socio-sexual circuits .
I've seen and done things I felt were more interesting than learning bbc code to impress a bunch of hacks

I've walked across the surface of the sun, seen events so tiny and so fast that they hardly can be said to have occurred at all. But you, Chicken...are just a man. And the world's most enlightened man presents no greater interest to me than does its most enlightened termite.

(Ninja edit get)

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

and yet, here you are douching it up in our little corner of the sandbox...

Here I am peek abooooooooooooo you don't see me but you think you do :P thpthptphpthptphpthptphphtttt

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

Tell me have you ever consciously watched your self get up and out of your body and look back down at it before you rise up through the roof to be greeted by the song of the stars?

Perhaps you may have seen all eternity in the flash of a millisecond and lived constant intense dejavu for the past 19 years to remind you of it non stop.

Maybe somewhere along your journey you've had a light as bright as the sun explode inside your body and mind because you figured out how to silence the earthbound socio-sexual circuits .
I've seen and done things I felt were more interesting than learning bbc code to impress a bunch of hacks

I've walked across the surface of the sun, seen events so tiny and so fast that they hardly can be said to have occurred at all. But you, Chicken...are just a man. And the world's most enlightened man presents no greater interest to me than does its most enlightened termite.

(Ninja edit get)

yer almost there but you keep going right past

slow down a little it becomes clearer as you lay down the pretentious douche act.

I believe in you.

[Pæs]

Tell me have you ever consciously watched your self get up and out of your body and look back down at it before you rise up through the roof to be greeted by the song of the stars?

Perhaps you may have seen all eternity in the flash of a millisecond and lived constant intense dejavu for the past 19 years to remind you of it non stop.

Maybe somewhere along your journey you've had a light as bright as the sun explode inside your body and mind because you figured out how to silence the earthbound socio-sexual circuits .
I've seen and done things I felt were more interesting than learning bbc code to impress a bunch of hacks

I've walked across the surface of the sun, seen events so tiny and so fast that they hardly can be said to have occurred at all. But you, Chicken...are just a man. And the world's most enlightened man presents no greater interest to me than does its most enlightened termite.

(Ninja edit get)

yer almost there but you keep going right past

slow down a little it becomes clearer as you lay down the pretentious douche act.

I believe in you.

Are you embracing contradiction, by presenting your enlightenment and distaste for pretention in such a pretentious manner, with so much attached ego, or do you just lack the metacognitive ability to appreciate that you still have a lot of progress to make before you get it?

Or is the "I know something you don't know" routine, with little further explanation beyond buzzwords and "Oh, I hack my subconscious" just fluff to fill the void of personality?

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

Tell me have you ever consciously watched your self get up and out of your body and look back down at it before you rise up through the roof to be greeted by the song of the stars?

Perhaps you may have seen all eternity in the flash of a millisecond and lived constant intense dejavu for the past 19 years to remind you of it non stop.

Maybe somewhere along your journey you've had a light as bright as the sun explode inside your body and mind because you figured out how to silence the earthbound socio-sexual circuits .
I've seen and done things I felt were more interesting than learning bbc code to impress a bunch of hacks

I've walked across the surface of the sun, seen events so tiny and so fast that they hardly can be said to have occurred at all. But you, Chicken...are just a man. And the world's most enlightened man presents no greater interest to me than does its most enlightened termite.

(Ninja edit get)

yer almost there but you keep going right past

slow down a little it becomes clearer as you lay down the pretentious douche act.

I believe in you.

Are you embracing contradiction, by presenting your enlightenment and distaste for pretention in such a pretentious manner, with so much attached ego, or do you just lack the metacognitive ability to appreciate that you still have a lot of progress to make before you get it?

Or is the "I know something you don't know" routine, with little further explanation beyond buzzwords and "Oh, I hack my subconscious" just fluff to fill the void of personality?

Come on in and tell me .

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

Your all so smart and so clever

No wonder you love this little circle jerk forum so much.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I don't care about local customs or rules anywhere I go. Which Is why I've gotten banned from so many places.

I collect being banned from forums and wear them like a badge of honor for my own personal pleasure.

Fuck you people

  HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

This is the correct donorcycle.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You do realize we have to click the link to watch those right?

Hush.  He's new to this business.

But your wrong, Howl!  He's been doing this for so long that he doesn't understand the BBCs!  He's an OLD PRO!  And he DOESN'T CARE and ISN'T IMPRESSED and TOTALLY WISHES WE WOULD ACCEPT HIM!

Im totally unimpressed with the fact you didn't read the part where I said I was relatively new to forums and bbc codes.

But yes I've been metaprogramming my subconscious mind for quite some time.

Tell me have you ever consciously watched your self get up and out of your body and look back down at it before you rise up through the roof to be greeted by the song of the stars?

Perhaps you may have seen all eternity in the flash of a millisecond and lived constant intense dejavu for the past 19 years to remind you of it non stop.

Maybe somewhere along your journey you've had a light as bright as the sun explode inside your body and mind because you figured out how to silence the earthbound socio-sexual circuits .

Some of us don't need to read books and be part of a little club to know which way is up there sweet tits

Some of us were out living real life and having adventures all over the planet and beyond

I've seen and done things I felt were more interesting than learning bbc code to impress a bunch of hacks

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH

So, you do a lot of drugs, and feel compelled to post about it on a webforum to show us all how unimpressed you are with everything.

[Pæs]

Come on in and tell me .

Upon hearing this, Bert was enlightened.

No wonder you love this little circle jerk forum so much.

PD.com: If you're not part of the circle jerk... something something we're jizzing on your face.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

I don't care about local customs or rules anywhere I go. Which Is why I've gotten banned from so many places.

I collect being banned from forums and wear them like a badge of honor for my own personal pleasure.

Fuck you people

  HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

This is the correct donorcycle.

I have had my eye on a Ducati or an Aprilia for a few years now. My girl won't let me though

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I don't care about local customs or rules anywhere I go. Which Is why I've gotten banned from so many places.

I collect being banned from forums and wear them like a badge of honor for my own personal pleasure.

Fuck you people

  HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

This is the correct donorcycle.

I have had my eye on a Ducati or an Aprilia for a few years now. My girl won't let me though

What a shame.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

You do realize we have to click the link to watch those right?

Hush.  He's new to this business.

But your wrong, Howl!  He's been doing this for so long that he doesn't understand the BBCs!  He's an OLD PRO!  And he DOESN'T CARE and ISN'T IMPRESSED and TOTALLY WISHES WE WOULD ACCEPT HIM!

Im totally unimpressed with the fact you didn't read the part where I said I was relatively new to forums and bbc codes.

But yes I've been metaprogramming my subconscious mind for quite some time.

Tell me have you ever consciously watched your self get up and out of your body and look back down at it before you rise up through the roof to be greeted by the song of the stars?

Perhaps you may have seen all eternity in the flash of a millisecond and lived constant intense dejavu for the past 19 years to remind you of it non stop.

Maybe somewhere along your journey you've had a light as bright as the sun explode inside your body and mind because you figured out how to silence the earthbound socio-sexual circuits .

Some of us don't need to read books and be part of a little club to know which way is up there sweet tits

Some of us were out living real life and having adventures all over the planet and beyond

I've seen and done things I felt were more interesting than learning bbc code to impress a bunch of hacks

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH

So, you do a lot of drugs, and feel compelled to post about it on a webforum to show us all how unimpressed you are with everything.

Nope no drugs here.

Haven't had mushrooms since late 2000, Im allergic to pot, Opiates annoy the shit out of me. I like dark beer but not very often.

Though I do smoke my pipe a few times a day.

I came here to meet interesting intelligent people and share ideas for culture jamming.

And yes I am unimpressed.

You are a bunch of fucking newb hacks who think your smarter than everyone else

Isn't that exactly why you guys are mean to new people in the first place?

Its like your not even getting your own inside joke. Which is rather silly. And rather entertaining to watch.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You do realize we have to click the link to watch those right?

Hush.  He's new to this business.

But your wrong, Howl!  He's been doing this for so long that he doesn't understand the BBCs!  He's an OLD PRO!  And he DOESN'T CARE and ISN'T IMPRESSED and TOTALLY WISHES WE WOULD ACCEPT HIM!

Im totally unimpressed with the fact you didn't read the part where I said I was relatively new to forums and bbc codes.

But yes I've been metaprogramming my subconscious mind for quite some time.

Tell me have you ever consciously watched your self get up and out of your body and look back down at it before you rise up through the roof to be greeted by the song of the stars?

Perhaps you may have seen all eternity in the flash of a millisecond and lived constant intense dejavu for the past 19 years to remind you of it non stop.

Maybe somewhere along your journey you've had a light as bright as the sun explode inside your body and mind because you figured out how to silence the earthbound socio-sexual circuits .

Some of us don't need to read books and be part of a little club to know which way is up there sweet tits

Some of us were out living real life and having adventures all over the planet and beyond

I've seen and done things I felt were more interesting than learning bbc code to impress a bunch of hacks

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH

So, you do a lot of drugs, and feel compelled to post about it on a webforum to show us all how unimpressed you are with everything.

Nope no drugs here.

Haven't had mushrooms since late 2000, Im allergic to pot, Opiates annoy the shit out of me. I like dark beer but not very often.

Though I do smoke my pipe a few times a day.

I came here to meet interesting intelligent people and share ideas for culture jamming.

And yes I am unimpressed.

You are a bunch of fucking newb hacks who think your smarter than everyone else

Isn't that exactly why you guys are mean to new people in the first place?

Its like your not even getting your own inside joke. Which is rather silly. And rather entertaining to watch.

[Elder Iptuous]

So... i've never really been quite explicitly aware of the way this one goes, but does the pledge just spag up a thread until everyone's on board with ignoring some motherfucker?
'cause i can get behind that.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

FTFY