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Started by Doktor Howl, July 07, 2011, 05:00:14 PM

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Doktor Howl

#376
July 23, 2011, 09:48:22 PM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 23, 2011, 05:27:38 AM

But yes I've been metaprogramming my subconscious mind for quite some time.


And how's that been working out for you?  I don't want to hear any Wilson/Leary bullshit, here, and I don't care about Carlos Castenada.  You can tell us all about your mindhacks and metaprogramming, but if you've got nothing to show for it, it's just wanking.  This metaprogramming you say you've done, what has it achieved so far?  What the hell do you believe in?  What does it mean for you to be alive? 
Molon Lube

Cain

#377
July 23, 2011, 10:27:57 PM
A shame he cant metaprogram himself to live somewhere except New Jersey  :lol:

Doktor Howl

#378
July 23, 2011, 10:30:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 23, 2011, 10:27:57 PM
A shame he cant metaprogram himself to live somewhere except New Jersey  :lol:

He can spell, and occasionally form a complete sentence...So he's ahead of the rest of New Jersey.
Molon Lube

Cain

#379
July 23, 2011, 10:32:46 PM
Point.  But isn't that like being the only kid in remedial class who can count to 20 without taking their socks off?  I mean, sure, but he's still stuck in remedial with a bunch of retards.

On the other hand, I bet the guidos are well impressed with his ability to hack his subconsciousness.  Mostly because it's two syllables longer than any word they know.

Doktor Howl

#380
July 23, 2011, 10:37:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 23, 2011, 10:32:46 PM
Point.  But isn't that like being the only kid in remedial class who can count to 20 without taking their socks off?  I mean, sure, but he's still stuck in remedial with a bunch of retards.

On the other hand, I bet the guidos are well impressed with his ability to hack his subconsciousness.  Mostly because it's two syllables longer than any word they know.

Yeah, it's kinda like being the skinniest kid in fat camp.
Molon Lube

SmokeyMcChickenson

#381
July 23, 2011, 10:40:00 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 23, 2011, 10:27:57 PM
A shame he cant metaprogram himself to live somewhere except New Jersey  :lol:

New jersey is a fucking sticky rat trap. Never come here it doesn't let go.

I've lived in Florida,Washington state,Colorado,North Carolina,California.

I have an ongoing custom metal sculpture project I have to finish here before I can move. My girl and I are considering Austin,Portland,or back to Southern California.

I fucking hate New Jersey I'm never ever coming back. Not even for my parents funerals .
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Doktor Howl

#382
July 23, 2011, 10:40:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2011, 09:48:22 PM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 23, 2011, 05:27:38 AM

But yes I've been metaprogramming my subconscious mind for quite some time.


And how's that been working out for you?  I don't want to hear any Wilson/Leary bullshit, here, and I don't care about Carlos Castenada.  You can tell us all about your mindhacks and metaprogramming, but if you've got nothing to show for it, it's just wanking.  This metaprogramming you say you've done, what has it achieved so far?  What the hell do you believe in?  What does it mean for you to be alive? 
Molon Lube

SmokeyMcChickenson

#383
July 23, 2011, 10:51:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2011, 10:40:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 23, 2011, 09:48:22 PM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 23, 2011, 05:27:38 AM

But yes I've been metaprogramming my subconscious mind for quite some time.


And how's that been working out for you?  I don't want to hear any Wilson/Leary bullshit, here, and I don't care about Carlos Castenada.  You can tell us all about your mindhacks and metaprogramming, but if you've got nothing to show for it, it's just wanking.  This metaprogramming you say you've done, what has it achieved so far?  What the hell do you believe in?  What does it mean for you to be alive? 

Well lets see what has it gotten me?

Its gotten me my dream job working for myself doing custom metal sculpture .
It got me a beautiful norwegian girlfriend with huge tits that loves me and cooks me dinner every night.
Ummmmm
I've learned how to manifest the future to varying degrees which is pretty fkn neat to see happen.

What do I believe in. I believe everything is 1 infinite eternal consciousness  and its acting out a sick demented puppet show for its own amusement.

And what does it mean for me to be alive.

To be part of the audience for the ever unfolding cosmic joke and to play my part making art and music and fucking with people :)


I could obviously expound or wtever but I feel that is pretty concise and to the point.


How about you? :)


Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Doktor Howl

#384
July 23, 2011, 10:52:21 PM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 23, 2011, 10:51:14 PM

What do I believe in. I believe everything is 1 infinite eternal consciousness  and its acting out a sick demented puppet show for its own amusement.


Oh.  It made you a sociopath.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#385
July 23, 2011, 11:32:23 PM
It's great that your girlfriend is beautiful, Norwegian, and has huge tits. I'm sure those are the really important things about her.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#386
July 23, 2011, 11:37:29 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 23, 2011, 11:32:23 PM
It's great that your girlfriend is beautiful, Norwegian, and has huge tits. I'm sure those are the really important things about her.

Note:  She cooks, too.

OOK OOK!

Molon Lube

Freeky

#387
July 23, 2011, 11:38:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 23, 2011, 11:32:23 PM
It's great that your girlfriend is beautiful, Norwegian, and has huge tits. I'm sure those are the really important things about her.

Yeah, I'm sure she'd be really pleased with being described as such, with no mention of anything else about her.  

Doktor Howl

#388
July 23, 2011, 11:39:49 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 23, 2011, 11:38:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 23, 2011, 11:32:23 PM
It's great that your girlfriend is beautiful, Norwegian, and has huge tits. I'm sure those are the really important things about her.

Yeah, I'm sure she'd be really pleased with being described as such, with no mention of anything else about her.  

Fact:  Said GF is on the end of his right arm.

Molon Lube

Cain

#389
July 23, 2011, 11:39:54 PM
"Manifest the future"  :lol:

Remember the last person who claimed that?  After testing, his excuse was "I had a cold and it made the madhjicks fail".
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