Nigels's stupid dating story thread

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh also, he lied about his age. He's 49 and works for Foley & Lardner. His middle name is *retracted*.

He must think I'm terribly stupid.

[Cuddlefish]

It's all good, Nigel. One day, when we're neighbors, I can be your crazy stalker. Better it be someone you know you can trust, rite?

[Cuddlefish]

DIMO CAN HAZ UR ADDRESS AND IS SNEAKING THRU UR GARBAGE CANS

[Cainad (dec.)]

The fact that he remembers being stood up by her - if that indeed what it was, and he considered her sending of an e-mail to be... not cancellation?  what? - and then went out of his way to tell her what she was missing, that he normally doesn't go out of his way like this to talk to women, that he dated anywhere from 19(!) to 50s (as if AGE has anything to do with anything, other than make guys look like creepers if they don't have anything in common and so on), continues to insult Nigel, AND THEN GOES PI HUNTING, all of that, is just... I mean, I can't even put a name to that.

If Roger is the King of Nutterville, Nigel must be the Dark Empress of CREEPY STALKERS.

I think I am. I remember getting my first one when I was 13, and I've had several per year since then.

This further confirms my theory that a best friend of mine is a young Dark Empress herself.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's all good, Nigel. One day, when we're neighbors, I can be your crazy stalker. Better it be someone you know you can trust, rite?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If you google eduzit714 you quickly find that he is a member of at least a couple of "escort" forums. So he frequents prostitutes. Charming.

[Don Coyote]

If you google eduzit714 you quickly find that he is a member of at least a couple of "escort" forums. So he frequents prostitutes. Charming.

Such a winner.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If you google eduzit714 you quickly find that he is a member of at least a couple of "escort" forums. So he frequents prostitutes. Charming.

Such a winner.

Clearly, he has awesome of such magnitude that I should be regretting not going out with him.

[Don Coyote]

If you google eduzit714 you quickly find that he is a member of at least a couple of "escort" forums. So he frequents prostitutes. Charming.

Such a winner.

Clearly, he has awesome of such magnitude that I should be regretting not going out with him.

His sexual prowess is to prowessful that he pays women to 'date' him because they would be too intimidated.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If you google eduzit714 you quickly find that he is a member of at least a couple of "escort" forums. So he frequents prostitutes. Charming.

Such a winner.

Clearly, he has awesome of such magnitude that I should be regretting not going out with him.

His sexual prowess is to prowessful that he pays women to 'date' him because they would be too intimidated.

He even had sex with a 19-year-old once! That is so very impressive and not skeezy!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

IT GETS BETTER! 

Canceling the day of a date in a weird way, not remembering sending the first email and sending me another email later counts as standing me up from my perspective. You got hammered the night before and could not make our date. Maybe I should call it flaking out instead. You have a point.

I am 48. It is fine if you want 30 somethings. That is not me. On the other hand few if any are my equal at what I do well. My 30 something self was outstanding. My 40 something self is better. There is a stage of development in our 40s where men start to literally see the world differently. There is a new and different appreciation for beauty that was not possible before. There are subtleties to what we know and understand that we were not capable of previously. Your 30 somethings may grow into this.

I do use the CL forum as do you. You answered my ad in the first place because what you were looking for at the time looked something like me and yes I am a pervert that you could introduce to the family. I am pretty sure you are as well.

We have exchanged more than 40 emails. I have looked into what you do a bit. I am very good at understanding others and how they think so I am somewhat familiar with you.

I usually do not spend this much time chatting via email. Usually I just meet a person for coffee or a drink within a very few emails. We can usually tell in 10 to 20 seconds if this is a thing or not. I am not to everyone's taste. Not everyone is to mine. I am to some. I have dated women from late 50s to 19 over the past few years. A few have been traffic stopping. Some have been less so. They all had something that I liked about them. The 19 year old was a special case about four years ago sent to me by another gf in her 30s. She just wanted to learn to have a good orgasm and how to teach her boyfriend how to give her one. I saw her about 10 times. The last couple of times she brought her boyfriend. The late 50s now 60 woman is still a friend, but she has a new husband. I held her hand during cancer and helped her feel safe with men again. She was in a 30 year very abusive marriage. I think that these were the only really vulnerable women that I have seen. Most of them just wanted someone who is warm, good company and good at sex. I left them all better off and happier than I found them except one. She fell in love with me. I still have deep feelings for her. I was not willing to bring her child into my house as he would terrorize and make my son miserable. She agrees that this would happen and understands. My son will be at home another ten years. I let her go to find someone she can build a life with. Neither of us is over this.

I only know what a roofie is (is that how you spell it?) because my last gf got me watching Dexter.

I am not cheating on my wife. I would be happy to introduce you to her. I introduce all of the women that I date to her. She is life long friends with a few of them. She is fabulous in her way. We have been separated for 5 years. We own a house together and some other things and are not in any hurry to do the divorce paperwork. We are still very close friends and do a lot of things together. Today is our 21st wedding anniversary. I do not think that we will have a 22nd as I am hoping to sell the house next year and be able to do a clean financial split. If not, neither of us are terribly concerned. We have two children. I have a daughter in college. I do hope that the men in her life treat her the way that I treat the women in mine and that she is happy.

I am pretty sure that your relationships with your exes are not such that you can double date.

I had a third date for lunch with a very nice woman today. I am probably off the market for the present.

I find that CL works well for me. I have had some adventures along the way and have met some very nice people. I have met others that are not as nice. From my perspective it is mostly about eliminating people that I do not want to be with or do not want to be with me. I think that we have done a good job of this.

I do wish you well. If I see you around, I will introduce myself. Please don't hit me or use words like shitfucker.

There is enough, love, sex and good things in the world for all of us. I do hope you get what you are looking for.

I can guarantee that you do not have my IP address. I have been a network engineer for more than 20 years. You are funny though.

Your IP address claim made me decide to hack you a bit deeper. You might want to consider your own information security. The below took me less than three minutes. Most people could probably get this in less than an hour.

[Nigel's address and former phone #]

Please do not freak out on me, but it is probably best if you clean up a few things. That was really too easy.

Tony

He wants you to meet with him and his wife, and bring an ex boyfriend or two. So he can show yur exes how to give ORGAZMZ.
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS.

[Freeky]

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KS.

You rang?

[Freeky]

Also, Nigel, please tell me you're going to fuck with him a bit more please please PLEASE tell me you are. 


Freeky,
Living vicariously through badasses.

[Don Coyote]

If you google eduzit714 you quickly find that he is a member of at least a couple of "escort" forums. So he frequents prostitutes. Charming.

Such a winner.

Clearly, he has awesome of such magnitude that I should be regretting not going out with him.

His sexual prowess is to prowessful that he pays women to 'date' him because they would be too intimidated.

He even had sex with a 19-year-old once! That is so very impressive and not skeezy!

I would feel dirty.

[Freeky]

This is going to be my ex in *doing math* about ten years.