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Started by Doktor Howl, August 16, 2011, 12:20:08 AM

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Doktor Howl

August 16, 2011, 12:20:08 AM
http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/article/1039286--3-teens-charged-after-slaying-at-barrie-mini-putt?bn=1

QuoteBradley Hubbard died in a bizarre attack at a glow-in-the-dark mini-putt course on Saturday night in Barrie where he was golfing with his girlfriend and two young daughters.

Cierra, 7, and Jayla, 4, complained to their father about three rowdy teenagers who were "breaking stuff and being jerks," according to Hubbard's oldest son, Dustin, 20.

Hubbard told the teens to stop messing around, Dustin Hubbard said, "then things got out of hand and someone stabbed my dad in the neck with a broken putter."

A glow in the dark mini-putt course? 

That's fucking revolting.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#1
August 16, 2011, 12:59:28 AM
Wow.  WOW.  That's....

Pæs

#2
August 16, 2011, 08:44:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 12:20:08 AM
A glow in the dark mini-putt course? 
:vom:

Triple Zero

#3
August 16, 2011, 11:36:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 12:20:08 AM
A glow in the dark mini-putt course? 

That's fucking revolting.

If by revolting, you mean AWESOME.

I love mini-golf! As long as you don't do it sober [and you don't break stuff and be jerks].

And everything gets better if you make it glow-in-the-dark.



The only way this can be further improved is if you do it ON ICE and so turn it into GLOW IN THE DARK MINI CURLING!!!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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Pæs

#4
August 16, 2011, 12:02:33 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 16, 2011, 11:36:24 AM
If by revolting, you mean AWESOME.

I love mini-golf! As long as you don't do it sober [and you don't break stuff and be jerks].

And everything gets better if you make it glow-in-the-dark.



The only way this can be further improved is if you do it ON ICE and so turn it into GLOW IN THE DARK MINI CURLING!!!

I always knew you were a pervert.

East Coast Hustle

#5
August 16, 2011, 01:09:26 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 16, 2011, 11:36:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 12:20:08 AM
A glow in the dark mini-putt course? 

That's fucking revolting.

If by revolting, you mean AWESOME.

I love mini-golf! As long as you don't do it sober [and you don't break stuff and be jerks].

And everything gets better if you make it glow-in-the-dark.



The only way this can be further improved is if you do it ON ICE and so turn it into GLOW IN THE DARK MINI CURLING!!!


I think I want to have your babies.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


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PopeTom

#6
August 16, 2011, 07:00:51 PM
This is awesome:

http://www.monsterminigolf.com/fran-ma-danvers/index.html



I can only assume Dok has no sense of awesome.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Doktor Howl

#7
August 16, 2011, 07:02:04 PM
That's not in Canada.  Your argument is invalid.
Molon Lube

PopeTom

#8
August 16, 2011, 07:52:40 PM
So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

:?
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Doktor Howl

#9
August 16, 2011, 07:54:04 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 07:52:40 PM
So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

:?

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done. 
Molon Lube

PopeTom

#10
August 16, 2011, 08:10:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 07:54:04 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 07:52:40 PM
So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

:?

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done. 

That's a steaming pile of poutine if I ever heard one.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Doktor Howl

#11
August 16, 2011, 08:11:44 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 08:10:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 07:54:04 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 07:52:40 PM
So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

:?

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done. 

That's a steaming pile of poutine if I ever heard one.

That's because you have the wrong values.  You clearly aren't suited for freedoms.
Molon Lube

PopeTom

#12
August 16, 2011, 08:16:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 08:11:44 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 08:10:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 07:54:04 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 07:52:40 PM
So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

:?

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done. 

That's a steaming pile of poutine if I ever heard one.

That's because you have the wrong values.  You clearly aren't suited for freedoms.

The only freedom any man needs is the freedom to cover everything he eats with gravy and cheese.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
August 16, 2011, 08:51:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 12:20:08 AM
http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/article/1039286--3-teens-charged-after-slaying-at-barrie-mini-putt?bn=1

QuoteBradley Hubbard died in a bizarre attack at a glow-in-the-dark mini-putt course on Saturday night in Barrie where he was golfing with his girlfriend and two young daughters.

Cierra, 7, and Jayla, 4, complained to their father about three rowdy teenagers who were "breaking stuff and being jerks," according to Hubbard's oldest son, Dustin, 20.

Hubbard told the teens to stop messing around, Dustin Hubbard said, "then things got out of hand and someone stabbed my dad in the neck with a broken putter."

A glow in the dark mini-putt course? 

That's fucking revolting.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#14
August 16, 2011, 09:01:53 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 08:16:30 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 08:11:44 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 08:10:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 16, 2011, 07:54:04 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on August 16, 2011, 07:52:40 PM
So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

:?

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done. 

That's a steaming pile of poutine if I ever heard one.

That's because you have the wrong values.  You clearly aren't suited for freedoms.

The only freedom any man needs is the freedom to cover everything he eats with gravy and cheese ketchup.

Fixed for AMERICA.
Molon Lube
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