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[Doktor Howl]

http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/article/1039286--3-teens-charged-after-slaying-at-barrie-mini-putt?bn=1

Bradley Hubbard died in a bizarre attack at a glow-in-the-dark mini-putt course on Saturday night in Barrie where he was golfing with his girlfriend and two young daughters.

Cierra, 7, and Jayla, 4, complained to their father about three rowdy teenagers who were "breaking stuff and being jerks," according to Hubbard's oldest son, Dustin, 20.

Hubbard told the teens to stop messing around, Dustin Hubbard said, "then things got out of hand and someone stabbed my dad in the neck with a broken putter."

A glow in the dark mini-putt course? 

That's fucking revolting.

[Freeky]

Wow.  WOW.  That's....

[Pæs]

A glow in the dark mini-putt course? 

[Triple Zero]

A glow in the dark mini-putt course? 

That's fucking revolting.

If by revolting, you mean AWESOME.

I love mini-golf! As long as you don't do it sober [and you don't break stuff and be jerks].

And everything gets better if you make it glow-in-the-dark.



The only way this can be further improved is if you do it ON ICE and so turn it into GLOW IN THE DARK MINI CURLING!!!

[Pæs]

If by revolting, you mean AWESOME.

I love mini-golf! As long as you don't do it sober [and you don't break stuff and be jerks].

And everything gets better if you make it glow-in-the-dark.



The only way this can be further improved is if you do it ON ICE and so turn it into GLOW IN THE DARK MINI CURLING!!!

I always knew you were a pervert.

[East Coast Hustle]

A glow in the dark mini-putt course? 

That's fucking revolting.

If by revolting, you mean AWESOME.

I love mini-golf! As long as you don't do it sober [and you don't break stuff and be jerks].

And everything gets better if you make it glow-in-the-dark.



The only way this can be further improved is if you do it ON ICE and so turn it into GLOW IN THE DARK MINI CURLING!!!

I think I want to have your babies.

[PopeTom]

This is awesome:

http://www.monsterminigolf.com/fran-ma-danvers/index.html



I can only assume Dok has no sense of awesome.

[Doktor Howl]

That's not in Canada.  Your argument is invalid.

[PopeTom]

So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

[Doktor Howl]

So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done. 

[PopeTom]

So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done. 

That's a steaming pile of poutine if I ever heard one.

[Doktor Howl]

So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done. 

That's a steaming pile of poutine if I ever heard one.

That's because you have the wrong values.  You clearly aren't suited for freedoms.

[PopeTom]

So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done. 

That's a steaming pile of poutine if I ever heard one.

That's because you have the wrong values.  You clearly aren't suited for freedoms.

The only freedom any man needs is the freedom to cover everything he eats with gravy and cheese.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/article/1039286--3-teens-charged-after-slaying-at-barrie-mini-putt?bn=1

Bradley Hubbard died in a bizarre attack at a glow-in-the-dark mini-putt course on Saturday night in Barrie where he was golfing with his girlfriend and two young daughters.

Cierra, 7, and Jayla, 4, complained to their father about three rowdy teenagers who were "breaking stuff and being jerks," according to Hubbard's oldest son, Dustin, 20.

Hubbard told the teens to stop messing around, Dustin Hubbard said, "then things got out of hand and someone stabbed my dad in the neck with a broken putter."

A glow in the dark mini-putt course? 

That's fucking revolting.

[Doktor Howl]

So Canadian glow in the dark mini-golf = disgusting, good ol' USA glow in the dark mini-golf = OK!

Well, obviously.  We're America, and it's different when we do it.  It's properly done. 

That's a steaming pile of poutine if I ever heard one.

That's because you have the wrong values.  You clearly aren't suited for freedoms.

The only freedom any man needs is the freedom to cover everything he eats with gravy and cheese ketchup.

Fixed for AMERICA.