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Nigels's stupid dating story thread

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, August 04, 2011, 11:50:06 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#105
August 22, 2011, 06:59:42 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 21, 2011, 06:57:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 21, 2011, 06:46:23 PM
I am hoping that he will take me with him to look at fish. :)

I don't think he understands that I am seriously interested in what he does and I'm not just being polite or faking it because I think he's hot. When I was a kid I wanted to be a saltwater biologist. Also, science is SEXY, and scientists, especially biologists and chemists, are some of the most passionate, alive, human people I know. I think it's because rather than having all these intellectually-derived ideals about how human beings should be, they understand and accept the way we are, and work with it instead of against it.

I don't think I can stand ever dating a philosopher or psychologist again.

Haters gonna hate.
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:lulz: That should be an emote.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#106
August 22, 2011, 07:00:54 AM
I want him to take me out in the field and show me his research.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

iarmit

#107
August 22, 2011, 10:38:56 PM
But, fish don't live in fie--oh, I get it  :fap:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#108
August 22, 2011, 11:55:57 PM
No, seriously, I want him to show me what he does with fish!

There is no way for that not to sound like a come-on, but really. I would like to see what he does, and also I would like to know what he's doing it for.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#109
August 23, 2011, 01:39:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 22, 2011, 11:55:57 PM
No, seriously, I want him to show me what he does with fish!

There is no way for that not to sound like a come-on, but really. I would like to see what he does, and also I would like to know what he's doing it for.

SCIENCE!!!!!!!! ?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#110
August 23, 2011, 01:43:40 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 23, 2011, 01:39:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 22, 2011, 11:55:57 PM
No, seriously, I want him to show me what he does with fish!

There is no way for that not to sound like a come-on, but really. I would like to see what he does, and also I would like to know what he's doing it for.

SCIENCE!!!!!!!! ?

FFS, I hope so.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#111
August 23, 2011, 02:18:27 AM
BTW in the Tarot (rider/waite), the Page of Cups has a fish in his cup. Mainly for being interesting. It's a secret. He has a fish in his cup, ironically. The Page of Cups got a fish in his cup before everybody was doing it.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Phox

#112
August 23, 2011, 02:21:42 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 23, 2011, 02:18:27 AM
BTW in the Tarot (rider/waite), the Page of Cups has a fish in his cup. Mainly for being interesting. It's a secret. He has a fish in his cup, ironically. The Page of Cups got a fish in his cup before everybody was doing it.
:lol:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#113
August 23, 2011, 02:21:48 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 23, 2011, 02:18:27 AM
BTW in the Tarot (rider/waite), the Page of Cups has a fish in his cup. Mainly for being interesting. It's a secret. He has a fish in his cup, ironically. The Page of Cups got a fish in his cup before everybody was doing it.

Fuck, what the hell? :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#114
August 23, 2011, 02:23:35 AM
Just noticed it one day, then did some searches to find out its symbolic significance. There's multiple explanations of course, but the above (paraphrased) was the one I liked best so I'm going with that.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Don Coyote

#115
August 23, 2011, 02:25:50 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 23, 2011, 01:43:40 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 23, 2011, 01:39:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 22, 2011, 11:55:57 PM
No, seriously, I want him to show me what he does with fish!

There is no way for that not to sound like a come-on, but really. I would like to see what he does, and also I would like to know what he's doing it for.

SCIENCE!!!!!!!! ?

FFS, I hope so.  :lol:


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#116
August 23, 2011, 02:26:18 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on August 23, 2011, 02:23:35 AM
Just noticed it one day, then did some searches to find out its symbolic significance. There's multiple explanations of course, but the above (paraphrased) was the one I liked best so I'm going with that.

I like it true. Also, on a metaphorical level, Fishy Boy totally is the messenger that brought me tidings of interest, related to the condition of my heart.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#117
August 23, 2011, 02:26:34 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 23, 2011, 02:25:50 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 23, 2011, 01:43:40 AM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on August 23, 2011, 01:39:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 22, 2011, 11:55:57 PM
No, seriously, I want him to show me what he does with fish!

There is no way for that not to sound like a come-on, but really. I would like to see what he does, and also I would like to know what he's doing it for.

SCIENCE!!!!!!!! ?

FFS, I hope so.  :lol:




:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#118
August 29, 2011, 12:19:26 AM
So um

I picked up a guy at a truck stop last night.

No, actually, it's classier than that, but still, that's basically what happened. I went to the Ponderosa Lounge at Jubitz to see the last Git Rights show because Michael Shawn is moving to Austin, and when I walked in there was this man. He was just standing there on the other end of the bar (one of those huge square bars like casinos have), like he had a right to be there or something. HOT HOT HOT. And that thing happened where our eyes met across the room. I was like, holy shit! So we just stared at each other while some random dude bought me a drink, and then I went and danced, and there he was over there so I went and stood next to him as bold as can be. It turned out that he's a friend of Michael Shawn's, which figures because Michael Shawn is also HOLY FUCKING HELL HOT.

And then we went to the afterparty at the Kenton and then we went to his house. Which is where I woke up.

He is a boat carpenter and he has a floating workshop (he showed me pictures of his work, it's beautiful). Conveniently, he lives about five blocks from my house.

I have never in my life picked up a guy in a bar. Granted, we have mutual friends and we were both there to see said mutual friends, but still. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.


Hello, summer.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#119
August 29, 2011, 06:37:28 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 29, 2011, 12:19:26 AM
So um

I picked up a guy at a truck stop last night.

No, actually, it's classier than that, but still, that's basically what happened. I went to the Ponderosa Lounge at Jubitz to see the last Git Rights show because Michael Shawn is moving to Austin, and when I walked in there was this man. He was just standing there on the other end of the bar (one of those huge square bars like casinos have), like he had a right to be there or something. HOT HOT HOT. And that thing happened where our eyes met across the room. I was like, holy shit! So we just stared at each other while some random dude bought me a drink, and then I went and danced, and there he was over there so I went and stood next to him as bold as can be. It turned out that he's a friend of Michael Shawn's, which figures because Michael Shawn is also HOLY FUCKING HELL HOT.

And then we went to the afterparty at the Kenton and then we went to his house. Which is where I woke up.

He is a boat carpenter and he has a floating workshop (he showed me pictures of his work, it's beautiful). Conveniently, he lives about five blocks from my house.

I have never in my life picked up a guy in a bar. Granted, we have mutual friends and we were both there to see said mutual friends, but still. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.


Hello, summer.

So you met Jesus?
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