The Cult of Doktor Howl, Scientist

[Doktor Howl]

In keeping with Wizrad Joe's Mansonish cult tendencies, I feel that we cannot allow a "cult-gap".  Therefore, I am announcing the Official PD Cult, The Cult of Doktor Howl, Scientist.

Pancho, you will be my scribe.  You will dutifully copy down any turds of wisdom that may dribble from my mouth.

Nigel, you will be my Mistress of Discipline.  You're in charge of brainwashing and keeping my devotees in line.  Deviations from my Godlike wisdom shall be ruthlessly punished, so that all may Think For Themselves™.

Doktor Phox, you will be in charge of recruitment.  I need zombies, by any and all methods available.  Nubile women preferred, for scriptural reasons.

I hope all three of you feel as privileged as you probably should.

You may now begin singing hosannahs to me.

That is all.  Get to work.

[Adios]

All Hail the Good Doktor! Bow down before His great wisdom, you who come unto Him for Salvation, for He shall shatter your infantile notions of Salvation with The Truth of Utter Destruction.

Do not deviate from your appointed course, that you may bask in His Supreme Being.

Hearken unto me or your fall shall be great.

[Doktor Howl]

Remember, kids, you can't spell "hosannah" without "hos"!

[P3nT4gR4m]

Will he starve us and keep us awake for days at a time, brainwashing us with passages of scripture?
Will he insist on fucking all our wives and girlfriends?
Will he stockpile weapons and teach our kids to shoot?
Will he force us all to drink the koolaid?

If so, I'm totally in.

[Doktor Howl]

Will he starve us and keep us awake for days at a time, brainwashing us with passages of scripture?
Will he insist on fucking all our wives and girlfriends?
Will he stockpile weapons and teach our kids to shoot?
Will he force us all to drink the koolaid?

If so, I'm totally in.

I'm basically too lazy to spike the Koolaid for less than a thousand people.

And we will make an exception to our "humans only" policy to allow for the Scots.

[Adios]

Will he starve us and keep us awake for days at a time, brainwashing us with passages of scripture?
Will he insist on fucking all our wives and girlfriends?
Will he stockpile weapons and teach our kids to shoot?
Will he force us all to drink the koolaid?

If so, I'm totally in.

Say Amen Brother and be washed in the Unholy Blood of the non-believers!

[Doktor Howl]

Also, the concentrated Holiness™ of my pure being has apparently caused my avatar to explode.

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[Epimetheus]

HARK! Howl is only a Demiscientist! The True Scientist is outside of our universe, but can transmit through it to us His love, grace, and Scientific Method! DO NOT BOW TO THE DARK ONE, HAMISH HOWL!
H+A+M+I+S+H H+O+W+L
6+1+13+9+19+6 6+15+23+12
6+1+4+9+1+6 6+6+5+3
=
27 20

Numbers 27:20 "Give him some of your authority so the whole Israelite community will obey him."
Leviticus 27:20 "If, however, he does not redeem the field, or if he has sold it to someone else, it can never be redeemed."
Proverbs 27:20 "Death and Destruction are never satisfied, and neither are the eyes of man."
Acts 27:20 "When neither sun nor stars appeared for many days and the storm continued raging, we finally gave up all hope of being saved."

These four give a clear narrative! When civilization bows before howl, our crops will go foul, Death and Destruction will become insatiable, the skies will empty, and eventually all hope will be lost.

STAY AWAY FROM THE MADMAN HAMISH AND HIS CULT!

[Doktor Howl]

HARK! Howl is only a Demiscientist! The True Scientist is outside of our universe, but can transmit through it to us His love, grace, and Scientific Method! DO NOT BOW TO THE DARK ONE, HAMISH HOWL!
H+A+M+I+S+H H+O+W+L
6+1+13+9+19+6 6+15+23+12
6+1+4+9+1+6 6+6+5+3
=
27 20

Numbers 27:20 "Give him some of your authority so the whole Israelite community will obey him."
Leviticus 27:20 "If, however, he does not redeem the field, or if he has sold it to someone else, it can never be redeemed."
Proverbs 27:20 "Death and Destruction are never satisfied, and neither are the eyes of man."
Acts 27:20 "When neither sun nor stars appeared for many days and the storm continued raging, we finally gave up all hope of being saved."

These four give a clear narrative! When civilization bows before howl, our crops will go foul, Death and Destruction will become insatiable, the skies will empty, and eventually all hope will be lost.

STAY AWAY FROM THE MADMAN HAMISH AND HIS CULT!

SHUN THE NONBELIEVING BEASTIE!  SHUN!

[Adios]

HARK! Howl is only a Demiscientist! The True Scientist is outside of our universe, but can transmit through it to us His love, grace, and Scientific Method! DO NOT BOW TO THE DARK ONE, HAMISH HOWL!
H+A+M+I+S+H H+O+W+L
6+1+13+9+19+6 6+15+23+12
6+1+4+9+1+6 6+6+5+3
=
27 20

Numbers 27:20 "Give him some of your authority so the whole Israelite community will obey him."
Leviticus 27:20 "If, however, he does not redeem the field, or if he has sold it to someone else, it can never be redeemed."
Proverbs 27:20 "Death and Destruction are never satisfied, and neither are the eyes of man."
Acts 27:20 "When neither sun nor stars appeared for many days and the storm continued raging, we finally gave up all hope of being saved."

These four give a clear narrative! When civilization bows before howl, our crops will go foul, Death and Destruction will become insatiable, the skies will empty, and eventually all hope will be lost.

STAY AWAY FROM THE MADMAN HAMISH AND HIS CULT!

UNBELIEVER!!

Your doom is certain and your pain shall be magnified by 10,000.

[Freeky]

Also, the concentrated Holiness™ of my pure being has apparently caused my avatar to explode.

(Hit refresh)

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEE!

[Luna]

Can we perform blood sacrifices using those who have wronged us?  If so, I am in!

[Suu]

HARK! Howl is only a Demiscientist! The True Scientist is outside of our universe, but can transmit through it to us His love, grace, and Scientific Method! DO NOT BOW TO THE DARK ONE, HAMISH HOWL!
H+A+M+I+S+H H+O+W+L
6+1+13+9+19+6 6+15+23+12
6+1+4+9+1+6 6+6+5+3
=
27 20

Numbers 27:20 "Give him some of your authority so the whole Israelite community will obey him."
Leviticus 27:20 "If, however, he does not redeem the field, or if he has sold it to someone else, it can never be redeemed."
Proverbs 27:20 "Death and Destruction are never satisfied, and neither are the eyes of man."
Acts 27:20 "When neither sun nor stars appeared for many days and the storm continued raging, we finally gave up all hope of being saved."

These four give a clear narrative! When civilization bows before howl, our crops will go foul, Death and Destruction will become insatiable, the skies will empty, and eventually all hope will be lost.

STAY AWAY FROM THE MADMAN HAMISH AND HIS CULT!

WE SHALL MEDITATE ON THIS, ON SECOND LEVEL!

[Doktor Howl]

Can we perform blood sacrifices using those who have wronged us?  If so, I am in!

Sure.  Just send transcripts to Pancho, so he can record it as actual scripture.

[Freeky]

Will there be cookies and punching?  I love me some cookies and punching people in the nads.