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Joseph- A very questionable Wizard

Started by The Wizard Joseph, August 24, 2011, 02:53:36 AM

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Doktor Howl

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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 01:46:12 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 10:54:46 AM
What the shit is it with people turning up here, typing a lot of pretentious bullshit then acting surprised when they get dogpiled? This is not a roleplay game. We are people, albeit mostly despicable and/or insane ones but human nonetheless. All the crack and injokes? They developed over time as we got to know each other. One of us makes a post spouting about scribes and followers we all laugh along but that's because we know them. Some noob turns up and does that what the screaming fuck do you expect us to think? For all we know David fucking Koresh just signed up.

Social experiment claim in 3...2...

Wouldn't be surprised. That, or a claim of being known and noted for outlandishness.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Doktor Howl

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 02:29:22 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 01:46:12 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 10:54:46 AM
What the shit is it with people turning up here, typing a lot of pretentious bullshit then acting surprised when they get dogpiled? This is not a roleplay game. We are people, albeit mostly despicable and/or insane ones but human nonetheless. All the crack and injokes? They developed over time as we got to know each other. One of us makes a post spouting about scribes and followers we all laugh along but that's because we know them. Some noob turns up and does that what the screaming fuck do you expect us to think? For all we know David fucking Koresh just signed up.

Social experiment claim in 3...2...

Wouldn't be surprised. That, or a claim of being known and noted for outlandishness.

Or a scribe that's not REALLY a scribe, and MY people that are just actually his friends.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

I think we should start a pention......

Something about calling friends scribes and sharing inside jokes with others.....


:lulz:

P3nT4gR4m

Pop Quiz: Lone man walks up to a strange group and shares a couple of insider jokes

Question: how long before he's sitting my himself?

Bonus Question: Does he still have the use of his legs?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 02:49:59 PM
Pop Quiz: Lone man walks up to a strange group and shares a couple of insider jokes

Question: how long before he's sitting my himself?
18.7 seconds or if in Tucson, 1.8 seconds


Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 26, 2011, 02:49:59 PM
Bonus Question: Does he still have the use of his legs?
Technically yes, for the purpose intended, well that is up for discussion and a matter of how flexible he is.

The Wizard Joseph

I feel much better now,  a good night's rest.

Sorry I over reacted and have overacted since I got here.

I re-read some of my crap and I'm in agreement that my behavior has been pretty Twattish.

I've figured out the source of my butthurt and Doktor Howl was right.  :argh!:
I worry/am entirely too sensitive about other people's opinions of me.
Some of what you said was ruthless Dok, I technically owe you one for showing me a sensitive spot I was unaware of. In a good way.

I'm not gonna make a big mess about it, or try to pass it off.
I'll try to keep my fictions where they belong when chatting outside a thread made for the purpose.




You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Phox

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 04:16:53 PM
I feel much better now,  a good night's rest.

Sorry I over reacted and have overacted since I got here.

I re-read some of my crap and I'm in agreement that my behavior has been pretty Twattish.

I've figured out the source of my butthurt and Doktor Howl was right.  :argh!:
I worry/am entirely too sensitive about other people's opinions of me.
Some of what you said was ruthless Dok, I technically owe you one for showing me a sensitive spot I was unaware of. In a good way.

I'm not gonna make a big mess about it, or try to pass it off.
I'll try to keep my fictions where they belong when chatting outside a thread made for the purpose.





Congrats, you are acting like a biped.

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on August 26, 2011, 04:16:53 PM
I feel much better now,  a good night's rest.

Sorry I over reacted and have overacted since I got here.

I re-read some of my crap and I'm in agreement that my behavior has been pretty Twattish.

I've figured out the source of my butthurt and Doktor Howl was right.  :argh!:
I worry/am entirely too sensitive about other people's opinions of me.
Some of what you said was ruthless Dok, I technically owe you one for showing me a sensitive spot I was unaware of. In a good way.

I'm not gonna make a big mess about it, or try to pass it off.
I'll try to keep my fictions where they belong when chatting outside a thread made for the purpose.

Aw, we're not gonna drag this out into a legendary 50-page poopthread? :sad:

Oh well, props for humility on the Internet. Double props for choosing to sleep on it. You are now promoted to a Level 1.5 user. At Level 3 you get access to some of the Secret Bonuses.

Dysfunctional Cunt

This thread does not have enough butthurt!!! :argh!:


The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 26, 2011, 04:29:55 PM

Congrats, you are acting like a biped.

Thanks, been trying for some time.   :)

Quote from: Cainad on August 26, 2011, 04:35:36 PM

Aw, we're not gonna drag this out into a legendary 50-page poopthread? :sad:

Oh well, props for humility on the Internet. Double props for choosing to sleep on it. You are now promoted to a Level 1.5 user. At Level 3 you get access to some of the Secret Bonuses.

Cool!
When do I get a Secret Decoder Apple?  Do you even have them?  Can I make one and just SAY I got it from here?  :lulz:

Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 04:52:29 PM
This thread does not have enough butthurt!!! :argh!:



Ask and you shall receive!  give me a few to write it up.
:nuke:
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 05:18:36 PM
:crankey:

This thread did not deliver.

:crankey:

I have been telling you the quality of trolls has been going to hell. Fuck this place.  :argh!:

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:21:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 05:18:36 PM
:crankey:

This thread did not deliver.

:crankey:

I have been telling you the quality of trolls has been going to hell. Fuck this place.  :argh!:

Wait, aren't we the trolls?  :cry:

Adios

Quote from: Khara on August 26, 2011, 05:25:39 PM
Quote from: Pancho on August 26, 2011, 05:21:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 26, 2011, 05:18:36 PM
:crankey:

This thread did not deliver.

:crankey:

I have been telling you the quality of trolls has been going to hell. Fuck this place.  :argh!:

Wait, aren't we the trolls?  :cry:

Shhhhhh.