The Cult of Doktor Howl, Scientist

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.

Mighty mighty pleasin', Pappys corn squeezins'

White Lightening

IS NOT BOURBON.

55 GALLON DRUMS OF BOURBON WILL BE REQUIRED.  I WILL NOT PAY MORE THAN $25/BBl.

Careful.

I've heard of bootleggers tossing a plug of chewing tobacco in corn squeezins to make it turn brown like bourbon.

We call that 'food coloring'.

Where I live, people consider tobacco spit good for minor cuts, the carpet and the houseplants.

"put some 'tussin on it"?

For my husband's family, it was motherfucking green tea.  The put tea leaves, the actual tea made from the leaves--tea tea tea everywhere.

Also, Dok Howl, I demand to see the cleric in my area.  We need a ...cleansing...around here.

Green tea has been with us, and beneficial, always, but they started pushing it HERE when all the tea got contaminated with chemicals.

And yes. CLEANSING.

[BadBeast]

You could just sprout the corn in water, but either way I fucking hate corn moonshine.

Mighty mighty pleasin', Pappys corn squeezins'

White Lightening

IS NOT BOURBON.

55 GALLON DRUMS OF BOURBON WILL BE REQUIRED.  I WILL NOT PAY MORE THAN $25/BBl.

Careful.

I've heard of bootleggers tossing a plug of chewing tobacco in corn squeezins to make it turn brown like bourbon.

We call that 'food coloring'.

Where I live, people consider tobacco spit good for minor cuts, the carpet and the houseplants.

"put some 'tussin on it"?

For my husband's family, it was motherfucking green tea.  The put tea leaves, the actual tea made from the leaves--tea tea tea everywhere.

Also, Dok Howl, I demand to see the cleric in my area.  We need a ...cleansing...around here.

Also, ITT, Clumsy Tea Party propaganda!