ITT: The New American Dream

[Cramulus]

To finish paying my student loans before I start collecting social security.

That's my American dream.

[Cramulus]

To find a way to print the entire bible on a Big Mac

That's my American dream.

[Doktor Howl]

To watch the whole mishagoss go spiraling down the toilet before I die.

That's MY American dream.

[Adios]

To live a successful life of crime and retire without ever getting caught.

That's my American Dream.

[Cramulus]

To teach middle schoolers that DRUGS ARE BAD while I'm totally out of my gourd on medical marijuana.

That's my American dream.

[Doktor Howl]

I approve of this asshattery.  Do continue.

[Doktor Howl]

To own this mug



That's my American dream.

[Cramulus]

To wear American flag themed lingerie under my clothes at my embezzlement hearing.

That's my American dream.

[Eater of Clowns]

To leave my kids with less debt than my parents will leave me with.

That's my American dream.

[Adios]

To own a bank, openly steal every cent from my customers, and be paid vast sums of money by the government for doing it.

That's my American dream.

[Cramulus]

To get hauled into the police station, frothing and bleary eyed, and find out I've actually been eating placebos all night. 

That's my American dream.

[Doktor Howl]

To torture people in the name of freedom.  Do indefinitely detain people in the name of the rule of law.  To send our children to go kill their children.  To pay mercenaries for murdering random people in the street.

That's my American dream.

[Cramulus]

To own a human being. And to have him think that overthrowing me would be immoral and undignified.

That's my American dream.

[Cramulus]

To drive a car shaped like a penis while wearing sneakers that also look like penises.

That's my American dream.

[Doktor Howl]

To require an upgrade to my Rascal to make it up the slope in front of WalMart.

That's my American dream.