Joseph- A very questionable Wizard

[Doktor Howl]

Like lemmings, only it's not a misconception...THEY WANT THIS.

They're Schmoos (google it if you have to).

And they won't rest until they have exposed me as the horrible bastard I have always admitted to being.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'll try to like anybody. But every time I start to read that guy it makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

Anna Mae Bollocks you earned nuff 'rspect from me when you posted that link about the one dude with the shitty Vulcan haircut and eye brow malfunction in that one link about the bad shit Cain posted that got me on board here in a real way.

I've had this BASTARDO HORRIBLE on my radar for too long and his rep in several circles alone has earned him my extreme *REDACTED* upon which I shall heap what's left off his *REDACTED* upon the temple's *REDACTED* in front of his *REDACTED* with plastic utensils not made for the purpose.   No Icons Angry Enough  

I pray his fate is in my hands one day
I'd bring him to you as a gift
All pretty in pink rope
With low temp flammable liquids
Matches and lye

You can puke on my threads
I'll wash them myself
dry them by the fire
drink deep with you
then turn myself in


Hm.. I usually don't get all poetic
Why, I do believe I love you AMB.  Let's try to keep it Platonic.  

WTF

ONCE AGAIN.  Why does every single unbalanced dipshit who turns up here have a hard-on for Dok?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dear Wizard Joseph:

Your main problem is that you take yourself too seriously, and that includes your attempts at being funny.

You're desperately unfunny.

[Doktor Howl]

WTF

ONCE AGAIN.  Why does every single unbalanced dipshit who turns up here have a hard-on for Dok?

My milkshake brings all the nuts to the yard,
And they're like
Dok's more evil than yours,
Damn right it's more evil than yours,
I can stalk you,
But I'd have to charge

[Luna]

WTF

ONCE AGAIN.  Why does every single unbalanced dipshit who turns up here have a hard-on for Dok?

My milkshake brings all the nuts to the yard,
And they're like
Dok's more evil than yours,
Damn right it's more evil than yours,
I can stalk you,
But I'd have to charge

[Adios]

The suck and fail is creating a vortex in the very fabric of space and time.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Like lemmings, only it's not a misconception...THEY WANT THIS.

They're Schmoos (google it if you have to).

And they won't rest until they have exposed me as the horrible bastard I have always admitted to being.

I think I remember Schmoos...the guys who jumped into your frying pan. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

WTF

ONCE AGAIN.  Why does every single unbalanced dipshit who turns up here have a hard-on for Dok?

My milkshake brings all the nuts to the yard,
And they're like
Dok's more evil than yours,
Damn right it's more evil than yours,
I can stalk you,
But I'd have to charge

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

WTF

ONCE AGAIN.  Why does every single unbalanced dipshit who turns up here have a hard-on for Dok?

My milkshake brings all the nuts to the yard,
And they're like
Dok's more evil than yours,
Damn right it's more evil than yours,
I can stalk you,
But I'd have to charge

NEWSFEED?

That is so damn funny!!

[Freeky]

Like lemmings, only it's not a misconception...THEY WANT THIS.

They're Schmoos (google it if you have to).

And they won't rest until they have exposed me as the horrible bastard I have always admitted to being.

Ooo! I don't have to, I know exactly who they are!  THANK YOU MORGAN FREEMAN!

Also, again with the butthurt hard-ons.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Somebody needs to write a grant proposal...there's money in researching this Schmoo Disorder thing.

[Salty]

Looks like WJ is just another Utopian Discordian. Why don't you people build your own sandbox already?

[Doktor Howl]

Looks like WJ is just another Utopian Discordian. Why don't you people build your own sandbox already?

Because Dok is brainwashing everyone, of course.  With those damn orbital mind control lasers.

If it weren't for Dok, you would already be living in a Utopian Heaven™, the cattle mutilations would stop, Nigel would quit torturing starving artists, and PD would make it to the Big Boards.

I call upon all Good Citizens™ to put a stop to me immediately.  I am everything that is wrong with America™.  And I give Fidel Castro backrubs.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Looks like WJ is just another Utopian Discordian. Why don't you people build your own sandbox already?

Because Dok is brainwashing everyone, of course.  With those damn orbital mind control lasers.

If it weren't for Dok, you would already be living in a Utopian Heaven™, the cattle mutilations would stop, Nigel would quit torturing starving artists, and PD would make it to the Big Boards.

I call upon all Good Citizens™ to put a stop to me immediately.  I am everything that is wrong with America™.  And I give Fidel Castro backrubs.

But he pays in cigars, so what can one do?

[The Wizard Joseph]

It's so weird.  There's literally nothing I find funny that you guys react well to at all. 

To make matters much worse, I am constantly amused and educated by the content here, yet actual chatting consistantly turns into a catastrophe. 

This place is terrible. 

I'm just a sprout.  Easily removed from the garden.

I'm taking the dingo's advice.

1. This was a kind of fail thread to start with.

2. The people here still posting have decided they don't want to like you Joseph. Cut your losses, go to a Better thread and post some content.

If someone posts something here I'll definitely see it, but I have no idea what's really going on or how to respond. So, I just won't for a long while.

I've got ideas for content and will contribute, but I'm gonna shut up socially.

Not butthurt here, and not really mad.  Just dumb.