Joseph- A very questionable Wizard

[P3nT4gR4m]

I'm kinda enjoying this thread. It's like the train that just keeps wrecking

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

TWJ, a lot of what you seem to find funny relies on a combination of overfamiliarity and self-deprecation, but the problem with the overfamiliar approach is that you don't know us, let alone well enough to pull off overfamiliarity, and the self-deprecation comes across as attention-whoring. It reads as if you think you're just fascinating, and are sure we will too. It's actually pretty obnoxious.

Why don't you make an attempt to get to know other people, instead of trying to make them get to know you? If you do that, at some point you might even know us well enough to make slightly overfamiliar jokes at our expense, which at this point is inappropriate bordering on (and sometimes crossing over to) offensive.

[Epimetheus]

They're drawn to you like moths to a fire, Dok.

It never gets old, you know.   

It's like there's this big line of morons at my door, each in turn waiting for me to shit on them.

Dude, it all makes fucking sense now. That's your Cosmic Purpose, to Shit on Fools. That's why they line up - there is some subtle medium directing their witless brains to you, like in the cartoons, when someone gets a whiff of that fresh pie, and lets his nose float him along, only to end up getting whacked with a pan.

[Cainad (dec.)]

They're drawn to you like moths to a fire, Dok.

It never gets old, you know.   

It's like there's this big line of morons at my door, each in turn waiting for me to shit on them.

The People love their King.

[Icey]

I thought my serving of butthurt on joining was bad. I wrong.

It's so weird.  There's literally nothing I find funny that you guys react well to at all. 

To make matters much worse, I am constantly amused and educated by the content here, yet actual chatting consistantly turns into a catastrophe. 

This place is terrible. 

I'm just a sprout.  Easily removed from the garden.

I'm taking the dingo's advice.

1. This was a kind of fail thread to start with.

2. The people here still posting have decided they don't want to like you Joseph. Cut your losses, go to a Better thread and post some content.

If someone posts something here I'll definitely see it, but I have no idea what's really going on or how to respond. So, I just won't for a long while.

I've got ideas for content and will contribute, but I'm gonna shut up socially.

Not butthurt here, and not really mad.  Just dumb.

There's a fine line between admitting defeat, and being spineless to attempt appeasement.

[Doktor Howl]

It's so weird.  There's literally nothing I find funny that you guys react well to at all. 

To make matters much worse, I am constantly amused and educated by the content here, yet actual chatting consistantly turns into a catastrophe. 

This place is terrible. 

I'm just a sprout.  Easily removed from the garden.

I'm taking the dingo's advice.

1. This was a kind of fail thread to start with.

2. The people here still posting have decided they don't want to like you Joseph. Cut your losses, go to a Better thread and post some content.

If someone posts something here I'll definitely see it, but I have no idea what's really going on or how to respond. So, I just won't for a long while.

I've got ideas for content and will contribute, but I'm gonna shut up socially.

Not butthurt here, and not really mad.  Just dumb.

You fucking promised to light my Goddamn entrails on fire, and I'm holding you to that.

[Doktor Howl]

They're drawn to you like moths to a fire, Dok.

It never gets old, you know.   

It's like there's this big line of morons at my door, each in turn waiting for me to shit on them.

Dude, it all makes fucking sense now. That's your Cosmic Purpose, to Shit on Fools. That's why they line up - there is some subtle medium directing their witless brains to you, like in the cartoons, when someone gets a whiff of that fresh pie, and lets his nose float him along, only to end up getting whacked with a pan.

Why is that guy in your avatar humping a giant spider?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

They're drawn to you like moths to a fire, Dok.

It never gets old, you know.   

It's like there's this big line of morons at my door, each in turn waiting for me to shit on them.

Dude, it all makes fucking sense now. That's your Cosmic Purpose, to Shit on Fools. That's why they line up - there is some subtle medium directing their witless brains to you, like in the cartoons, when someone gets a whiff of that fresh pie, and lets his nose float him along, only to end up getting whacked with a pan.

So wait, that sounds like Dok is the Pied Piper of idiots?  Lead them to the water Dok, or the edge of the Grand Canyon!!!

[Doktor Howl]

They're drawn to you like moths to a fire, Dok.

It never gets old, you know.   

It's like there's this big line of morons at my door, each in turn waiting for me to shit on them.

Dude, it all makes fucking sense now. That's your Cosmic Purpose, to Shit on Fools. That's why they line up - there is some subtle medium directing their witless brains to you, like in the cartoons, when someone gets a whiff of that fresh pie, and lets his nose float him along, only to end up getting whacked with a pan.

So wait, that sounds like Dok is the Pied Piper of idiots?  Lead them to the water Dok, or the edge of the Grand Canyon!!!

Why?  It's more fun to lead them into The Future.

Which is basically my way of shitting on future generations.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

They're drawn to you like moths to a fire, Dok.

It never gets old, you know.   

It's like there's this big line of morons at my door, each in turn waiting for me to shit on them.

Dude, it all makes fucking sense now. That's your Cosmic Purpose, to Shit on Fools. That's why they line up - there is some subtle medium directing their witless brains to you, like in the cartoons, when someone gets a whiff of that fresh pie, and lets his nose float him along, only to end up getting whacked with a pan.

So wait, that sounds like Dok is the Pied Piper of idiots?  Lead them to the water Dok, or the edge of the Grand Canyon!!!

Why?  It's more fun to lead them into The Future.

Which is basically my way of shitting on future generations.

quite true and we won't have to clean up the mess that way either!  See this is why you should be in charge of it all!!!

[Epimetheus]

They're drawn to you like moths to a fire, Dok.

It never gets old, you know.   

It's like there's this big line of morons at my door, each in turn waiting for me to shit on them.

Dude, it all makes fucking sense now. That's your Cosmic Purpose, to Shit on Fools. That's why they line up - there is some subtle medium directing their witless brains to you, like in the cartoons, when someone gets a whiff of that fresh pie, and lets his nose float him along, only to end up getting whacked with a pan.

Why is that guy in your avatar humping a giant spider?

It's a spider crab, and they are the progenitors of a really ugly but still, to the faithful, superior race.
I thought of this soon after uploading it, and then decided to wait for the right moment to divulge. You fucking caught it early!
YO HO YO HO CRUSTACEAN'S LIFE FOR ME

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I thought it was The Incredible Shrinking Man. I was wondering where the hatpin was.

[Epimetheus]

I thought it was The Incredible Shrinking Man. I was wondering where the hatpin was.

Wow, I see it now.

but naw

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

jesus fuck I would freak right the fuck out. 

I think I hate spiders more than anything. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Where did he get that thing? WyldKat's pance?