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Started by The Wizard Joseph, August 24, 2011, 02:53:36 AM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 01, 2011, 08:49:37 PM
Alright, I'm over it.  This thread is pure bile and it's gonna stay that way.  Might as well roll with it now.

If you want me to take a post seriously DO NOT POST HERE.
I won't even kind of deal seriously any more.  Insult me, and I'll consider it a compliment to insult back.  It better be good though or I shall ignore it entirely.

I WILL escalate arguments
I WILL claim outlandish authority on things I can not understand
I WILL shit on those that shit on me and/or piss me off, no matter where they come from
I WILL stand on the Highest soapbox ever and look down on thinking cloudier than mine
I WILL be like all you guys.

But only here, on this thread.  Otherwise it's just not going to be any good.  Nope, just no good at all.  :lulz:



You WILL stop sending people creepy PMs, asking them to tell you all manner of personal information.

This is fucking non-negotiable.  If you have any questions about this, PM me.
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OMG complete zoomer with a dash of creepy stalker. We've never seen that here since ... how many weeks ago now?

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 02, 2011, 01:55:06 PM
OMG complete zoomer with a dash of creepy stalker. We've never seen that here since ... how many weeks ago now?

From what I gather, no threats were involved, just a request for the recipient(s) to tell TWJ all about their personal lives.

It's pure Crazytown™ shit.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

 :mrgreen:

Boy we can pick 'em can't we?

:lulz:

I never changed my opinion that he was a PITA so I'm good.

Triple Zero

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 02, 2011, 01:55:06 PM
OMG complete zoomer with a dash of creepy stalker. We've never seen that here since ... how many weeks ago now?

Not sure--I blinked a couple of times so I might have missed some.
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2011, 01:43:13 PM

You WILL stop sending people creepy PMs, asking them to tell you all manner of personal information.

This is fucking non-negotiable.  If you have any questions about this, PM me.

Jesus Christ, dude. :kingmeh:

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2011, 01:43:13 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 01, 2011, 08:49:37 PM
Alright, I'm over it.  This thread is pure bile and it's gonna stay that way.  Might as well roll with it now.

If you want me to take a post seriously DO NOT POST HERE.
I won't even kind of deal seriously any more.  Insult me, and I'll consider it a compliment to insult back.  It better be good though or I shall ignore it entirely.

I WILL escalate arguments
I WILL claim outlandish authority on things I can not understand
I WILL shit on those that shit on me and/or piss me off, no matter where they come from
I WILL stand on the Highest soapbox ever and look down on thinking cloudier than mine
I WILL be like all you guys.

But only here, on this thread.  Otherwise it's just not going to be any good.  Nope, just no good at all.  :lulz:



You WILL stop sending people creepy PMs, asking them to tell you all manner of personal information.

This is fucking non-negotiable.  If you have any questions about this, PM me.

WHAT?
Who's he fucking with?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on September 02, 2011, 04:34:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2011, 01:43:13 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 01, 2011, 08:49:37 PM
Alright, I'm over it.  This thread is pure bile and it's gonna stay that way.  Might as well roll with it now.

If you want me to take a post seriously DO NOT POST HERE.
I won't even kind of deal seriously any more.  Insult me, and I'll consider it a compliment to insult back.  It better be good though or I shall ignore it entirely.

I WILL escalate arguments
I WILL claim outlandish authority on things I can not understand
I WILL shit on those that shit on me and/or piss me off, no matter where they come from
I WILL stand on the Highest soapbox ever and look down on thinking cloudier than mine
I WILL be like all you guys.

But only here, on this thread.  Otherwise it's just not going to be any good.  Nope, just no good at all.  :lulz:



You WILL stop sending people creepy PMs, asking them to tell you all manner of personal information.

This is fucking non-negotiable.  If you have any questions about this, PM me.

WHAT?
Who's he fucking with?

If the people involved wish to comment, they will.
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

That's fucking BENT.

I for one, hope they comment. I want a very public humiliation for this asswipe.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

 :lulz: It was me. I suggested ITT that he stop with the act and get to know people here instead of trying to make them get to know him, and he took it as an invitation to become penpals.

TWJ, JUST A TIP: public forums are not where people come to make private penpals. They are a place where people come to, you know, socialize. Going to a forum and asking people you don't know to tell you all about themselves in private is a little like going to a playground and asking the other kids if they want to come play in your basement.

How on earth do you make friends IRL? Do you go to a bar and ask strangers to come home with you? Or do you make friendly conversation in the bar over a period of time until you know them well enough to call them "friend"?

Also, TWJ, I am extremely doubtful of your claim to be unfamiliar with forums and forum etiquette. Wanna know why? Because you were forum-savvy enough to quote my post, copy, go to my profile, PM me, and paste my quote so you could respond to it in PM. Now, maybe you just pick up on things fast, but it takes most confused forum n00bs quite a while to figure that one out. Plus, "I am new to forums" is the lamest excuse for being a social mongoloid I've ever heard. You know how many people were new to forums when they started here? A fuckton, is how many. And you know how they dealt with it?

By treating people like people.

It's not that fucking complicated or confusing. If you approach people with the idea that they're people, you can avoid most social pitfalls. If you approach people in person the way you've been approaching them on this board, I can only assume you are that one creepy trenchcoat fuck with no friends.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

:spittake:

IN THE SPACE OF A FEW DAYS HE'S THREATENED DOK'S ENTRAILS AND TRIED TO GET CREEPY WITH THE DARK EMPRESS.

Should I wear some kind of hazmat suit to this thread? Splatter...
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Epimetheus

Quote from: Nigel on September 02, 2011, 05:20:54 PM
By treating people like people.

It's not that fucking complicated or confusing. If you approach people with the idea that they're people, you can avoid most social pitfalls. If you approach people in person the way you've been approaching them on this board, I can only assume you are that one creepy trenchcoat fuck with no friends.

This. Also I find it hard to believe his claim that he's only awkward online.
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Dysfunctional Cunt

 :argh!:

I never get harassing emails or pms from anyone.

Well the ones from yatto but they were stupid drivel so they don't count.

DAMMIT!!!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Khara on September 02, 2011, 06:11:55 PM
:argh!:

I never get harassing emails or pms from anyone.

Well the ones from yatto but they were stupid drivel so they don't count.

DAMMIT!!!

You had that fucktard Weltburger, though.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2011, 06:12:22 PM
Quote from: Khara on September 02, 2011, 06:11:55 PM
:argh!:

I never get harassing emails or pms from anyone.

Well the ones from yatto but they were stupid drivel so they don't count.

DAMMIT!!!

You had that fucktard Weltburger, though.


Very true, he hasn't been around in a while except to post a line here or there....