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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Doktor Howl, September 02, 2011, 09:12:21 PM

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Doktor Howl

#45
September 04, 2011, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 03, 2011, 05:13:43 AM
AM I TOO LATE!
I'M ALWAYS LATE!!


YOU

ARE a fucking

PIRATE!
Molon Lube

Freeky

#46
September 04, 2011, 05:13:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2011, 05:08:28 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 02, 2011, 10:27:47 PM
BLAM!  I JUST POSTED!

Conan.



or




please say the second one please say the second one...

Doktor Howl

#47
September 04, 2011, 05:13:26 AM
Quote from: Hoser McRhizzy on September 03, 2011, 05:57:49 AM
Posting ITT

1/2 worried what the penance for a lapsed discordian might be...  :lulz:

Dale Ernhardt.

That's what happens when you leave The ChurchTM.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#48
September 04, 2011, 05:13:39 AM
Molon Lube

Freeky

#49
September 04, 2011, 05:14:19 AM
WHOO I GET A SORD!  AND RUN AROUND TOPLESS!

Salty

#50
September 04, 2011, 05:14:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2011, 05:04:28 AM
Quote from: Alty on September 02, 2011, 09:35:10 PM
I don't remember the last time I did anything for halloween.
Gimmie!

BRISTOL

FUCKING

PALIN

I just yelled DAMN! so loud in my store everyone stopped what they were doing to stare at me. Also my boss gave me a sever look. Until I told him why. He then choked with laughter.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Doktor Howl

#51
September 04, 2011, 05:15:16 AM
ATTENTION, K-MART SHOPPERS!

Bonus holiness if you post pics of you in your getup.

Quality is not essential, here, as I know many of you are on a pretty tight budget.  You must merely be recognizable.

Everyone who posts such a pic will get a special "blessing" from the late TGRR.
Molon Lube

maphdet

#52
September 04, 2011, 05:21:09 AM
I've always liked dressing up for halloween.
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Doktor Howl

#53
September 04, 2011, 05:29:40 AM
Quote from: maphdet on September 04, 2011, 05:21:09 AM
I've always liked dressing up for halloween.

Hotlips Houlihan from MASH.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#54
September 04, 2011, 05:31:26 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2011, 05:29:40 AM
Quote from: maphdet on September 04, 2011, 05:21:09 AM
I've always liked dressing up for halloween.

Hotlips Houlihan from MASH.
That's a good one.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#55
September 04, 2011, 06:40:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2011, 05:12:17 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 03, 2011, 05:01:28 AM
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Princess Leia.  First movie.

HOW DOES HAIR? HOW? I DONT  :horrormirth: how do i tame medusa hair into cinnamon buns

I KNOW. PIN ACTUAL CINNAMON BUNS TO HAIR.

Freeky

#56
September 04, 2011, 06:41:15 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 04, 2011, 06:40:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2011, 05:12:17 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on September 03, 2011, 05:01:28 AM
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Princess Leia.  First movie.

HOW DOES HAIR? HOW? I DONT  :horrormirth: how do i tame medusa hair into cinnamon buns

I KNOW. PIN ACTUAL CINNAMON BUNS TO HAIR.

GENIUS!

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#57
September 04, 2011, 06:43:03 AM
and then i can eat them when im drunk

Dimocritus

#58
September 04, 2011, 07:11:49 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 04, 2011, 05:04:07 AM
Quote from: Dimocritus on September 02, 2011, 09:23:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 02, 2011, 09:12:21 PM
...Your Halloween costume.

Oh my fucking shit.
* Dimocritus posts

George Washington.

Shit, that's a toughie! Where am I going to find a powdered wig in this day and age?

I may have to go as Adam Weishaupt instead  :fnord:
HOUSE OF GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Epimetheus

#59
September 04, 2011, 07:12:08 AM
I assume mine is still brewing...
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