ATTN: ADMIN TEAM (and everyone else, for the sake of transparency)

[East Coast Hustle]

How does one become part of the Admin Team?

Is this a serious post?

Anyway, you have to be a level 3 user to have that information.

Well, yes.

Judging from the Weltburger topic things seem to get out of control here.

I feel like I would be a good candidate to help you with this issue.

As Weltbuger himself, and Doktor Howl should see some kind of board discipline.

Both are instigators of trouble as far as I can tell.

Did your mother have any children that lived?

Whoa.

What's your problem dude????

Maybe we should have you join Weltburger and Doktor on discipline.

Think about it guys.

[Freeky]

How does one become part of the Admin Team?

Is this a serious post?

Anyway, you have to be a level 3 user to have that information.

Well, yes.

Judging from the Weltburger topic things seem to get out of control here.

I feel like I would be a good candidate to help you with this issue.

As Weltbuger himself, and Doktor Howl should see some kind of board discipline.

Both are instigators of trouble as far as I can tell.

Did your mother have any children that lived?

Whoa.

What's your problem dude????

Maybe we should have you join Weltburger and Doktor on discipline.

Think about it guys.

[Freeky]

I still think that emote is just... just so perfect.

[Triple Zero]

Doktor Howl, you have been found to be an INSTIGATOR OF TROUBLE.

Report to admin AT ONCE. We cannot have any INSTIGATORS OF TROUBLE in Discordia.

And we'll have NO MORE of that STRIFE business either!!!

it's funny because it's true

serious part of the entertainment of watching big soccer games as well.

[Cain]

Admin Mode:  watch this secret footage of the Italian team in training http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra7Te6-vzrc

[navkat]

Why are we banning this PopTart character? He's fucking brilliant and he's obviously one of us.

WTF?

I thought we LIKED the nutcases around here.

OR

[Faust]

He's boring.

[Triple Zero]

Also because he spammed the board, got banned for that, proxied back in, spammed again, got banned, proxied, got banned, proxied, got banned, ad nauseum.

Persistent little fucker, but you get banned for spamming the board. You don't get unbanned for proxying back in and doing it again, either.

[East Coast Hustle]

Why are we banning this PopTart character? He's fucking brilliant and he's obviously one of us.

WTF?

I thought we LIKED the nutcases around here.

OR

Your definition of "brilliant" is clearly way different from mine.

Unless you think "brilliant" means "unoriginal and tedious".

[Cain]

If you like Poptardia so much, why don't you move there?

[Doktor Howl]

As Weltbuger himself, and Doktor Howl should see some kind of board discipline.

Both are instigators of trouble as far as I can tell.

OHHHHHHH, BEAT ME DADDY!  I'M A BAD LITTLE PRINCESS!

[Doktor Howl]

Doktor Howl, you have been found to be an INSTIGATOR OF TROUBLE.

Report to admin AT ONCE. We cannot have any INSTIGATORS OF TROUBLE in Discordia.

I AM SELF-FLAGELLATING AS WE SPEAK! 

[Luna]

Self-flagellating doesn't count if you're wearing a sweater.

Oh, nevermind...  that's back hair...

Carry on.

[Doktor Howl]

Self-flagellating doesn't count if you're wearing a sweater.

Oh, nevermind...  that's back hair...

Carry on.

That's why I'm using jumper cables. 

[Cramulus]

the pure unadulterated horrormirth in the last two posts deserves