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Let's Get Our Minds Back In The Gutter, Shall We? (Old Skool Rant Warning)

Started by Doktor Howl, September 21, 2011, 07:44:38 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
September 21, 2011, 08:37:50 PM
Hey now, I JUST posted multiple explicit pictures of fish bestiality. I think I've been holding up my end as the board's only Orkadian.

What do you want? Selkie porn? OK, I can do that:



OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT HARLOT!

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#16
September 21, 2011, 08:39:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 21, 2011, 08:37:50 PM
Hey now, I JUST posted multiple explicit pictures of fish bestiality. I think I've been holding up my end as the board's only Orkadian.

What do you want? Selkie porn? OK, I can do that:



OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT HARLOT!



That's disgusting.

Bug pron, pls.
Molon Lube

Luna

#17
September 21, 2011, 08:41:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 21, 2011, 07:49:59 PM
Fuck it.  Imma gonna cover myself in glitter and go terrorize the incoming Freshman class at Boston Univeristy.
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on September 21, 2011, 08:15:26 PM
I never had pants on to begin with.

:postpics:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
September 21, 2011, 08:51:22 PM
YOU ASKED FOR IT:







"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#19
September 21, 2011, 08:54:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 21, 2011, 08:39:33 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 21, 2011, 08:37:50 PM
Hey now, I JUST posted multiple explicit pictures of fish bestiality. I think I've been holding up my end as the board's only Orkadian.

What do you want? Selkie porn? OK, I can do that:



OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT HARLOT!



That's disgusting.

Bug pron, pls.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=30243.0
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
September 21, 2011, 09:08:49 PM
Luna wins. :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
September 21, 2011, 09:35:37 PM
But then, there's also this:

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#22
September 21, 2011, 09:37:46 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 21, 2011, 09:08:49 PM
Luna wins. :lulz:

:banana:

Hard to top a 40 million year long screw.  Hell, after two or three days, I'd have to at least stop for a pizza...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Luna

#23
September 22, 2011, 02:45:06 AM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cainad (dec.)

#24
September 22, 2011, 03:28:41 AM
I read this whole thread wearing a red polo shirt and no pants, while drinking beer.

This is not nearly enough.

Disco Pickle

#25
September 22, 2011, 03:30:39 AM
This entire thread was inspiring.  

It really hits home that I'm a bit of a tourist here.  

You fuckers take it to the wall.

More than anything, I think that's why I keep coming back.  You're doing it the way I want to be doing it.

"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter." --William Ralph Inge

"sometimes someone confesses a sin in order to take credit for it." -- John Von Neumann

Jenne

#26
September 22, 2011, 03:40:25 PM
I think it won't be long till your inner depravity shines through, DP.

In no time flat, you, too, will be posting glorious bug pr0n.  Never fear.

Suu

#27
September 22, 2011, 03:54:30 PM
Quote from: Cainad on September 22, 2011, 03:28:41 AM
I read this whole thread wearing a red polo shirt and no pants, while drinking beer.

This is not nearly enough.

I always read PD panceless. It's really the only way.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Epimetheus

#28
September 24, 2011, 07:42:43 AM
Please to NOT be awakening the Scot in me...horrible things can happen
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Don Coyote

#29
September 24, 2011, 08:12:06 PM
I guess it doesn't matter that this whole I have been wearing a filth encrusted loin cloth. And for the record, the only reason I haven't been sharing the perversions I am privy too is because they don't allow cameras in the pit. Nevermind that none of you have the clearance to veiw such horrors.

I mean where do you think all that defense spending goes to? Weapons? Training?

Fuck no. Dick Cheney's secret sex locker and Obama's harem of geneticly enhanced slug women.

Now excuse while I give myself a scalding bleach enema to cleanse my soul of the horrors I have witnessed. I derive no pleasure from this.
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