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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 29, 2011, 09:51:45 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

September 29, 2011, 09:51:45 PM
http://hamspiracy.com/

I have a feeling we'll want to keep an eye on this page.

FTR I said over a year ago that ham is the next bacon. And how is my track record for predictions?

AW YEAH, BABY. HAM.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

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September 29, 2011, 10:19:02 PM
 :lol:

Epimetheus

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September 29, 2011, 10:49:37 PM
Ham is yuck compared to bacon. I DEFY YOU
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Worm Rider

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September 29, 2011, 11:38:42 PM
All parts of the pig are fucking amazing. I would kill a pig just to eat it.

Disco Pickle

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September 29, 2011, 11:44:49 PM
Quote from: Phlogiston Merriweather on September 29, 2011, 11:38:42 PM
All parts of the pig are fucking amazing. I would kill a pig just to eat it.

despite being born and raised in the dirty south, pickled pigs feet make me a little sick even thinking about them.

otherwise, I'm with you.
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September 29, 2011, 11:45:09 PM
Hams pretty gross imo. Smells awful too. Bacon on the other hand...
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September 30, 2011, 01:31:10 AM
Quote from: Epimetheus on September 29, 2011, 10:49:37 PM
Ham is yuck compared to bacon. I DEFY YOU

Pancetta or go pork yourself!
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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September 30, 2011, 02:03:58 AM
REGARDLESS OF WHAT ANYONE THINKS

Ham is coming. Expect it!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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September 30, 2011, 02:05:42 AM
I strongly suspect bijijoo of being behind this, partly because NBC has started to openly fuck with him re: the Personages With Ham lawsuit.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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September 30, 2011, 02:07:22 AM
DUDE NET I just noticed the Chester Maynard quote in your sig.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

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September 30, 2011, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 02:05:42 AM
I strongly suspect bijijoo of being behind this, partly because NBC has started to openly fuck with him re: the Personages With Ham lawsuit.

Seriously?  :( 

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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September 30, 2011, 03:05:16 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 30, 2011, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 02:05:42 AM
I strongly suspect bijijoo of being behind this, partly because NBC has started to openly fuck with him re: the Personages With Ham lawsuit.

Seriously?  :( 

Well, the writers of certain comedy shows have. They have been adding gratuitous, unexplained scenes of characters cradling whole hams for absolutely no reason. It is fairly clear that they're doing it on purpose to fuck with him.

Of course, we all think this is GREAT.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

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September 30, 2011, 03:32:19 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 03:05:16 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 30, 2011, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 02:05:42 AM
I strongly suspect bijijoo of being behind this, partly because NBC has started to openly fuck with him re: the Personages With Ham lawsuit.

Seriously?  :( 

Well, the writers of certain comedy shows have. They have been adding gratuitous, unexplained scenes of characters cradling whole hams for absolutely no reason. It is fairly clear that they're doing it on purpose to fuck with him.

Of course, we all think this is GREAT.  :lol:

Because he gets more exposure, or because is funny, or :?

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September 30, 2011, 03:37:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 02:07:22 AM
DUDE NET I just noticed the Chester Maynard quote in your sig.  :lulz:

It made me think about pooping out my heart and mind, and I just thought that was really good advice in spite of him probably not intending it that way.

Something metaphorical about being true to oneself can be unpleasant, but it has to be done and only you can do it.
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September 30, 2011, 03:38:46 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 03:05:16 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on September 30, 2011, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 30, 2011, 02:05:42 AM
I strongly suspect bijijoo of being behind this, partly because NBC has started to openly fuck with him re: the Personages With Ham lawsuit.

Seriously?  :( 

Well, the writers of certain comedy shows have. They have been adding gratuitous, unexplained scenes of characters cradling whole hams for absolutely no reason. It is fairly clear that they're doing it on purpose to fuck with him.

Of course, we all think this is GREAT.  :lol:

It's turning into a MEME!

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