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Dok, things are worse than we even suspected

Started by East Coast Hustle, September 30, 2011, 09:17:00 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I just checked to see if Bill Clinton has grandchildren, because that would explain his My Little Pony knowledge.




He doesn't.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


East Coast Hustle

That would require somebody inseminating Chelsea Clinton, a thought so horrible that it might break Rule 34.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

Quote from: Nigel on October 02, 2011, 12:10:03 AM
Really? I think she's cute.

But cute enough that you'll use advanced nanobiotechnology to grow testicles and a penis, then travel backwards in time to retroactively impregnate her just so you can explain Bill Clinton's My Little Pony knowledge????

I thought not.
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She's not exactly horrific, but if you can look at her for five seconds without thinking of Hillary, you're better at mental compartmentalization than I am.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Triple Zero on October 02, 2011, 12:40:37 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 02, 2011, 12:10:03 AM
Really? I think she's cute.

But cute enough that you'll use advanced nanobiotechnology to grow testicles and a penis, then travel backwards in time to retroactively impregnate her just so you can explain Bill Clinton's My Little Pony knowledge????

I thought not.

GIVE ME TIME!

Actually, I prefer to be able to believe that Bill Clinton watches "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" in his spare time.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

Just doing my job and keeping this thread on-topic, ma'am.
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Kai

Quote from: Nigel on October 01, 2011, 11:12:25 PM
Also, I hear that "Friendship is magic" is HIGHLY addictive.

It is. I wouldn't consider myself a fan, but I've watched some of the episodes (for SCIENCE) and have decided that it would be very easy for socially inept males in a society that otherwise oppresses emotional sensitivity to identify with the show and it's characters. I've heard comments of it's educational value for those who have trouble with making and keeping friendships, and that it is used for stress relief. In that sense, it is similar to the Japanese animation genre known as iyashikei, or 'healing', where slow moving plot and episodes mostly filled with character development are placed in a largely serene world (or at least one where drama is not dominant). Most series like this are aimed initially towards pre-teen and teenage girls but because of the above reasons end up bringing a wider audience. And I want to stress that there is nothing wrong with this; it's an expected gender convention subversion in our heavily sexist society.
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Triple Zero

... except that once you look beyond the "gender convention subversion", if it's really the same idea as this "iyashikei" we're looking at people that feed hyper sweet calm endearing TV programs about friendship (superstimuli?) into their brain because they need it as "healing" and stress relief from reality?

From that escapism aspect, suddenly Reality TV doesn't really seem all that much worse.

Still slightly worse, because Reality TV teaches values that are more toxic than MLP. At least now I understand why you choose to make that (initially odd) comparison earlier on.
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I tried an episode, 'cause a couple friends of mine are into it, and it was horrible. Now that I've heard this "three-episode" thing, I'm...tempted to try it...
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Cramulus

I think we should pick three episodes, all of us should watch them, then we should document what happens.


   SCIENCE!
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Cramulus on October 03, 2011, 03:04:41 PM
I think we should pick three episodes, all of us should watch them, then we should document what happens.


   SCIENCE!
         \
    :judge:



My prediction is that it would annoy the hell out of me.
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Jenne

I actually heard that episode of Wait, Wait Don't Tell me! with Clinton on it.  He amazingly got every answer correct, and they supposedly chose that topic thinking to stump him.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on October 01, 2011, 11:56:25 PM
That would require somebody inseminating Chelsea Clinton, a thought so horrible that it might break Rule 34.

I would put my peter in it.
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Cramulus