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Started by Mork, February 13, 2010, 03:20:51 AM

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Jasper

#90
December 29, 2010, 05:00:14 PM
I think that would be akin to those guys who smoke whole packs of cigs at once. 

Anyone got the materials to try it?

The Good Reverend Roger

#91
December 29, 2010, 05:09:53 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 29, 2010, 04:44:04 PM
What if you'd take an entire vacuum pack of ground coffee (17.6oz here) and cold-brew it?

Um, we're ripping out a kilo at a time.   :sad:

Of course, I have a proper lab to work with.
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Triple Zero

#92
October 10, 2011, 03:26:08 PM
I JUST MADE AND ALSO DRANK:

1 SLIGHTLY MORE BEANS THAN WOULD BE SENSIBLE

2 GROUND TO VERY VERY FINE DUST

3 TWO OR THREE BIG TEASPOONS OF PURE COCOA POWDER

3 INNA BIG MUG

3 FILLED WITH HOT BOILING WATER (NO FILTER)

3 AND STIR AND WAIT AND STIR AND REHEAT IN MICROWAVE AND STIR AND WAIT ETC

3 POUR THROUGH A TEA STRAINER TO REMOVE BIG GRANULES BUT KEEP THE MENACING REDDISH BROWN DUST

3 SPLASH OF MILK + TINY BIT OF SUGAR

I'D POST A PIC BUT I DRANK IT ALL SORRY

YUM + BZZZZZZZZZZZZzZZZZZZ :lulz:
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Cain

#93
October 10, 2011, 03:29:54 PM
<triplezero>it's quite ummm strong, this beverage
<Cain>lol
<triplezero>I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED
<Cain>at both the above sentences
<triplezero>btw for the kids trying this at home, I did use a sieve to filter out the biggest granules
<BDSimpleton>"Like the erasure of a hegemon's great cities to disasters natural and unnatural" mmmmmm words
<triplezero>but it still has the fine dusty ground beans floating in it, giving it a sort of thick earthy creamy texture
<triplezero>hm first I thought it could use some sugar, but it's growing on me
<Cain>like a fungal infection
<triplezero>yummm this is good. I wish I could feed it to unsuspecting people
<triplezero>"Cocoa solids also contain the greatest concentration of the psychoactive chemicals caffeine and theobromine, which are mostly absent in the other half of chocolate, cocoa butter."
<Payne_>AND THEN TRIP STARTED HALLUCINATING THAT HE WAS A REAL BOY
<Pixie>lol
<BDSimpleton>15% HOLY SHIT
<BDSimpleton>quickly! turn down the brightness!
<Pixie>BDS DO SOME WORK!
<BDSimpleton>i don't need to
<Payne_>HAW, I have a generator that powers MY internets
<BDSimpleton>i'm probably dropping this class anyway
<BDSimpleton>and it's only dumb coursework
<triplezero>FIFTEEN PROCENT WHAAT?!
<Payne_>burning! burning! burning fossil fuels yeah!
- triplezero is now known as tripozooO000M
<Payne_>suddenly there are like a million flies in here
<tripozooO000M>are they teaching you to dance?
<Payne_>I AM TURNED INTO FLY GOD
<tripozooO000M>while the earth spins slooooowly?
<tripozooO000M>""As with caffeine, theobromine can cause sleeplessness, tremors, restlessness, anxiety, as well as contribute to increased production of urine.[41] Additional side effects include loss of appetite, nausea, and vomiting.[44]""
<tripozooO000M>FUCK YEAH
<tripozooO000M>how why caffeine increases urine? everybody knows it increases pooping!
<Payne_>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
<Payne_>yes, Caffeine is a diuretic
<Payne_>PURGE THOSE KIDNEYS
<Payne_>CLEANSE THE UNBELIEVERS!
<tripozooO000M>whew that was a delicious cup
<tripozooO000M>now i gotta find something useful to do with all this buzzing here
<Cain>death coffee gives you wings (also, acceleration)
<tripozooO000M>FLYING IS JUST A MATTER OF KICKING THE WORLD DOWN AND KEEPING IT THERE

Suu

#94
October 10, 2011, 03:51:35 PM
DEATH COFFEE IS ALL THAT IS RIGHT IN THIS WORLD


-Suu
Misses proselytizing in Boston Common on two cups of Richter's special espresso blend.
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#95
October 10, 2011, 04:07:03 PM
I would like to try Death Coffee except for the probability that it would actually kill me.
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Freeky

#96
October 10, 2011, 04:19:47 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 10, 2011, 04:07:03 PM
I would like to try Death Coffee except for the probability that it would actually kill me.
:lulz:

Triple Zero

#97
October 10, 2011, 04:32:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 10, 2011, 04:07:03 PM
I would like to try Death Coffee except for the probability that it would actually kill me.

DO

OR DO NOT

THERE IS NO TRY
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Triple Zero

#98
October 10, 2011, 04:41:58 PM
IN THE CASE OF KILLING PROBABILITY

I SUGGEST

DO NOT

(BUT THERE IS NO TRY STILL)
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#99
October 10, 2011, 04:48:02 PM
 :lulz:

I CHOOSE DO NOT.

BECAUSE I LIKE LIFE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#100
October 10, 2011, 06:05:03 PM
Oops. 

After breakfast, yesterday, there was about a half a pot of coffee left.

After leln headed home, Richter and I headed off to teach small children how to whack each other with swords.  (This is an awesome way to spend the weekend.)

The coffee pot was left on.  It has no automatic shutoff.

There's about a quarter of a pot left, now...

Does this qualify as death coffee?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
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Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Doktor Howl

#101
October 10, 2011, 06:07:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 10, 2011, 06:05:03 PM
Oops. 

After breakfast, yesterday, there was about a half a pot of coffee left.

After leln headed home, Richter and I headed off to teach small children how to whack each other with swords.  (This is an awesome way to spend the weekend.)

The coffee pot was left on.  It has no automatic shutoff.

There's about a quarter of a pot left, now...

Does this qualify as death coffee?

No, we Doktors refer to that as "driveway sealant".
Molon Lube

Luna

#102
October 10, 2011, 06:45:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 10, 2011, 06:07:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on October 10, 2011, 06:05:03 PM
Oops. 

After breakfast, yesterday, there was about a half a pot of coffee left.

After leln headed home, Richter and I headed off to teach small children how to whack each other with swords.  (This is an awesome way to spend the weekend.)

The coffee pot was left on.  It has no automatic shutoff.

There's about a quarter of a pot left, now...

Does this qualify as death coffee?

No, we Doktors refer to that as "driveway sealant".

Probably shouldn't have nuked it and drank it, then?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Triple Zero

#103
October 10, 2011, 07:59:11 PM
Was it as horrible as it sounds it would be?

And whether it was DEATH COFFEE depends on how well it worked for you I suppose :)
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Doktor Howl

#104
October 10, 2011, 08:06:49 PM
It's not death coffee.  Caffiene metabolizes out at 98F, so if the pot's been on that long, there's nothing in it besides tar that won't wake you up.
Molon Lube
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