Annnnnnnnnd Badbeast

[Doktor Howl]

Okay, I've read your position paper, and I have to say I'm a little nauseated.  Even IF you're right, you're going to have to find someone willing to get that close to Thatcher, and there's no guarantee she'll stay sedated long enough.  Couldn't you just shoot her body temperature using a thermal imaging gun from across the room?

And why would you need that many pounds of shepherd's pie?  What the fuck do you have in mind?

We are clean-living people up here, you barbaric pict.  We'll have nothing to do with this sort of perversion.  Talk to Pentagram.  He's a Scot, they'll do shit like this and pay you for the privilege.

Remember, dude...Only headshots will work on the living dead.  You have to destroy the brain, or they just keep coming.

Remember The Pueblo,
Dok

[Juana]

And Bad Beast, I'm pretty sure you'd only get one chance. Can't miss, man.

[Payne]

Bad Beast: I'll do it.

~~~Payne: Down for any program.

[Doktor Howl]

Bad Beast: I'll do it.

~~~Payne: Down for any program.

See?  You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down. 

I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?

[Payne]

Bad Beast: I'll do it.

~~~Payne: Down for any program.

See?  You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down. 

I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?

My haggis died, my sheep left me and the English army is coming round the bend.

Nothing in other words.

[Doktor Howl]

Bad Beast: I'll do it.

~~~Payne: Down for any program.

See?  You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down. 

I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?

My haggis died, my sheep left me and the English army is coming round the bend.

Nothing in other words.

SCOTSMEN!  YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR TRACK SUIT PANCE!  CHARRRRRRRRRGE!

[Luna]

Bad Beast: I'll do it.

~~~Payne: Down for any program.

See?  You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down. 

I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?

My haggis died, my sheep left me and the English army is coming round the bend.

Nothing in other words.

SCOTSMEN!  YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR TRACK SUIT PANCE!  CHARRRRRRRRRGE!

Scotsmen don't WEAR pance...

[Doktor Howl]

Bad Beast: I'll do it.

~~~Payne: Down for any program.

See?  You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down. 

I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?

My haggis died, my sheep left me and the English army is coming round the bend.

Nothing in other words.

SCOTSMEN!  YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR TRACK SUIT PANCE!  CHARRRRRRRRRGE!

Scotsmen don't WEAR pance...

You're so 200 years ago.  They uniformly wear track suits, now.  It helps them hide their "malky" until it's too late.

[Payne]

Bad Beast: I'll do it.

~~~Payne: Down for any program.

See?  You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down. 

I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?

My haggis died, my sheep left me and the English army is coming round the bend.

Nothing in other words.

SCOTSMEN!  YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR TRACK SUIT PANCE!  CHARRRRRRRRRGE!

Well, we also have Nicola Sturgeon too. But of course we kinda want to lose her.

[Payne]

Bad Beast: I'll do it.

~~~Payne: Down for any program.

See?  You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down. 

I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?

My haggis died, my sheep left me and the English army is coming round the bend.

Nothing in other words.

SCOTSMEN!  YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR TRACK SUIT PANCE!  CHARRRRRRRRRGE!

Scotsmen don't WEAR pance...

You're so 200 years ago.  They uniformly wear track suits, now.  It helps them hide their "malky" until it's too late.

If you can possibly hide your malky, you're doing it wrong.

[Doktor Howl]

Bad Beast: I'll do it.

~~~Payne: Down for any program.

See?  You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down. 

I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?

My haggis died, my sheep left me and the English army is coming round the bend.

Nothing in other words.

SCOTSMEN!  YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR TRACK SUIT PANCE!  CHARRRRRRRRRGE!

Well, we also have Nicola Sturgeon too. But of course we kinda want to lose her.

Send her over here and we'll glue her to Courtney Love.

Dok,
Building the perfect beast.

[Payne]

Bad Beast: I'll do it.

~~~Payne: Down for any program.

See?  You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down. 

I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?

My haggis died, my sheep left me and the English army is coming round the bend.

Nothing in other words.

SCOTSMEN!  YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR TRACK SUIT PANCE!  CHARRRRRRRRRGE!

Well, we also have Nicola Sturgeon too. But of course we kinda want to lose her.

Send her over here and we'll glue her to Courtney Love.

Dok,
Building the perfect beast.

[Doktor Howl]

Also, we need to bump your and Pent's advertisement for Scotland, given that SCA spags over here still think you wear kilts and sporrans and shit.

Seriously, it's like me going to New England and bitching that they don't wear those puritan hats and buckled shoes like in the history books.

[Don Coyote]

Bad Beast: I'll do it.

~~~Payne: Down for any program.

See?  You can always count on the Scots when shit like this goes down. 

I mean, fuck, what do they have to lose?

My haggis died, my sheep left me and the English army is coming round the bend.

Nothing in other words.

SCOTSMEN!  YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR TRACK SUIT PANCE!  CHARRRRRRRRRGE!

Scotsmen don't WEAR pance...

You're so 200 years ago.  They uniformly wear track suits, now.  It helps them hide their "malky" until it's too late.

The only people who wear kilts are clueless white Americans.

[Luna]

Also, we need to bump your and Pent's advertisement for Scotland, given that SCA spags over here still think you wear kilts and sporrans and shit.

Seriously, it's like me going to New England and bitching that they don't wear those puritan hats and buckled shoes like in the history books.

Hey, some of us APPROVE of kilts and sporrans and shit.

Luna,
Knows most men don't know how to sit like ladies, and gets her lulz where she can, these days