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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 22, 2011, 12:44:31 AM

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#30
October 23, 2011, 06:16:04 AM
Quote from: navkat on October 23, 2011, 06:06:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 22, 2011, 06:47:25 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 22, 2011, 06:46:12 PM
FROZEN BEER IN DISC SHAPE

PERFECT FOR CAMPING.

Jesus. I can't believe there was ever a time I didn't like you.

We need to go camping...YOUR way.

SOMEDAY!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

I_Kicked_Kennedy

#31
October 23, 2011, 02:25:30 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 23, 2011, 04:28:28 AM
A REAL CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

REAL CONTROL FOR CRUISE.

If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

BadBeast

#32
October 23, 2011, 03:19:00 PM
A Funfair.
That's actually Fun. And Fair.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Cain

#33
October 23, 2011, 03:33:15 PM
Cans in a can.

BadBeast

#34
October 23, 2011, 04:08:17 PM
A Cat, on a hot tin roof.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Triple Zero

#35
October 23, 2011, 05:05:36 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO

#36
October 23, 2011, 05:16:35 PM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on October 23, 2011, 12:21:07 AM
A HAT THAT NEVER GOES OUT OF FASHION


IT'S CALLED A FEDORA.

I_Kicked_Kennedy

#37
October 23, 2011, 08:41:11 PM
SHOE-QUEEF: AIR POCKET IN THE HEEL MAKES A *PPFFFBLTLTT* NOISE WHEN YOU STEP DOWN, FOREVER
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#38
October 23, 2011, 08:49:30 PM
Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on October 23, 2011, 08:41:11 PM
SHOE-QUEEF: AIR POCKET IN THE HEEL MAKES A *PPFFFBLTLTT* NOISE WHEN YOU STEP DOWN, FOREVER

My feet are apparently shaped like butts because whenever I wear sandals I get foot-farts with every step.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BadBeast

#39
October 23, 2011, 09:23:53 PM
A Hat and face that never go out of fashion.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

navkat

#40
October 24, 2011, 09:28:28 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 23, 2011, 05:16:35 PM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on October 23, 2011, 12:21:07 AM
A HAT THAT NEVER GOES OUT OF FASHION


IT'S CALLED A FEDORA.



Speaking of which...when will you be in NOLA this weekend?
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

navkat

#41
October 24, 2011, 09:55:44 AM
MUSICAL INSTRUMENT THAT HOLDS A MARTINI.

Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

navkat

#42
October 24, 2011, 09:57:13 AM
CAT POOMP THAT TURNS INTO CHOCOLATE CANDIES YOU CAN WRAP AND GIVE TO NEW FRIENDS.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

navkat

#43
October 24, 2011, 10:01:21 AM
ARMY OF BEIBER ROBOTS CONTROLLED BY SINGLE REMOTE CONTROL.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

navkat

#44
October 24, 2011, 10:11:46 AM
GUILLOTINE THAT PLAYS CHEERFUL LULLABYE WHEN STRING IS PULLED.

FRISBEE THAT TURNS INTO FUZZY HANDCUFFS AND BUTT-PLUG FOR MAXIMUM PICNIC FUN.

HORDE OF S.W.A.T TRAINED SPIDER MONKEYS IN A FESTIVE BOX!
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.
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