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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 22, 2011, 12:44:31 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: navkat on October 23, 2011, 06:06:55 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 22, 2011, 06:47:25 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 22, 2011, 06:46:12 PM
FROZEN BEER IN DISC SHAPE

PERFECT FOR CAMPING.

Jesus. I can't believe there was ever a time I didn't like you.

We need to go camping...YOUR way.

SOMEDAY!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


I_Kicked_Kennedy

If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

BadBeast

A Funfair.
That's actually Fun. And Fair.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Cain


BadBeast

A Cat, on a hot tin roof.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO


I_Kicked_Kennedy

SHOE-QUEEF: AIR POCKET IN THE HEEL MAKES A *PPFFFBLTLTT* NOISE WHEN YOU STEP DOWN, FOREVER
If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: I_Kicked_Kennedy on October 23, 2011, 08:41:11 PM
SHOE-QUEEF: AIR POCKET IN THE HEEL MAKES A *PPFFFBLTLTT* NOISE WHEN YOU STEP DOWN, FOREVER

My feet are apparently shaped like butts because whenever I wear sandals I get foot-farts with every step.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


BadBeast

A Hat and face that never go out of fashion.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

navkat

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 23, 2011, 05:16:35 PM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on October 23, 2011, 12:21:07 AM
A HAT THAT NEVER GOES OUT OF FASHION


IT'S CALLED A FEDORA.



Speaking of which...when will you be in NOLA this weekend?

navkat

MUSICAL INSTRUMENT THAT HOLDS A MARTINI.


navkat

CAT POOMP THAT TURNS INTO CHOCOLATE CANDIES YOU CAN WRAP AND GIVE TO NEW FRIENDS.

navkat

ARMY OF BEIBER ROBOTS CONTROLLED BY SINGLE REMOTE CONTROL.

navkat

GUILLOTINE THAT PLAYS CHEERFUL LULLABYE WHEN STRING IS PULLED.

FRISBEE THAT TURNS INTO FUZZY HANDCUFFS AND BUTT-PLUG FOR MAXIMUM PICNIC FUN.

HORDE OF S.W.A.T TRAINED SPIDER MONKEYS IN A FESTIVE BOX!