ATTN: TGRR

[Cain]

<Inserts a quarter>

For a make-believe quarter, you can make believe I ranted.

CASH

ON

THE

BARRELHEAD

And, somewhat more importantly, it doesnt go in that slot.

[trix]

 

[Payne]

Or Payne can do it, if he's inclined.

I mean, I have nothing going on at the moment.  I can explain everything, if you like.

But maybe you better ask Payne.

Nope.  You're really not getting the message here.

Should I type slower, or something?  I mean, I can spell this out, if you really want me to.

Oh I got it the first time.  I just like to play.

Don't you?

Where Truth^TM is offered, both boldly and in parable, you insist on the binary.

Your play is the pre-masturbatory smearing shit on the walls kind. It is regressive to the point of "devolution" and not the fun kind.

You have forgotten that The Good Reverend Roger and Doktor Howl are not the entertainment, they are not the message. They are the medium. Try shouting at American Idol to change the result. I dare you.

[Payne]

Funniest bit is that I DID rant (a bit) today, but it got buried by Trix's whine-fest about how I'm not ranting.

It got buried by my whole one thread!?  Wow, this thread must take up a LOT of space in the thread list!

Look, I apologize if my OP offended you, I had hoped the TL;DR made it clear that the intention was a bit of lulz and a hello.  I can put some words together on paper (or, you know, on forum) but making them funny is something I'm still working on.  If it hurts you to read my tripe while I'm finding my style or whatever, feel free to pass my threads right over in the future.  Or, you know, turn them into this; that works too.

You are not the entertainment, either.

You are the shitty support act to the shitty support act to the band everyone kinda hopes to see at least once and then regret ever doing so when they actually do.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Funniest bit is that I DID rant (a bit) today, but it got buried by Trix's whine-fest about how I'm not ranting.

It got buried by my whole one thread!?  Wow, this thread must take up a LOT of space in the thread list!

Look, I apologize if my OP offended you, I had hoped the TL;DR made it clear that the intention was a bit of lulz and a hello.  I can put some words together on paper (or, you know, on forum) but making them funny is something I'm still working on.  If it hurts you to read my tripe while I'm finding my style or whatever, feel free to pass my threads right over in the future.  Or, you know, turn them into this; that works too.

You are not the entertainment, either.

You are the shitty support act to the shitty support act to the band everyone kinda hopes to see at least once and then regret ever doing so when they actually do.

So, he's the Gary Numan of PD?

[trix]

Or Payne can do it, if he's inclined.

I mean, I have nothing going on at the moment.  I can explain everything, if you like.

But maybe you better ask Payne.

Nope.  You're really not getting the message here.

Should I type slower, or something?  I mean, I can spell this out, if you really want me to.

Oh I got it the first time.  I just like to play.

Don't you?

Where Truth^TM is offered, both boldly and in parable, you insist on the binary.

Your play is the pre-masturbatory smearing shit on the walls kind. It is regressive to the point of "devolution" and not the fun kind.

You have forgotten that The Good Reverend Roger and Doktor Howl are not the entertainment, they are not the message. They are the medium. Try shouting at American Idol to change the result. I dare you.

Thank you for spelling it out for me.  I thought I had indeed gotten the message, but it took this post of yours, grabbing my head, pointing it in the right direction, and screaming LOOK, DAMNIT! for me to finally understand the response my OP generated.

I think I got it now; TGRR and the rest are standing on a cliff taking a good long piss on the monkey world, and in my attempt to join in, I stood behind them and pissed all over their shoes.  Something like that?

I'm sorry guys.  I truly did not understand my mistake.  It was difficult for me to grasp, because I thought I did understand and was being block-headed.

I shall endeavor to improve my aim in the future.

[Payne]

Funniest bit is that I DID rant (a bit) today, but it got buried by Trix's whine-fest about how I'm not ranting.

It got buried by my whole one thread!?  Wow, this thread must take up a LOT of space in the thread list!

Look, I apologize if my OP offended you, I had hoped the TL;DR made it clear that the intention was a bit of lulz and a hello.  I can put some words together on paper (or, you know, on forum) but making them funny is something I'm still working on.  If it hurts you to read my tripe while I'm finding my style or whatever, feel free to pass my threads right over in the future.  Or, you know, turn them into this; that works too.

You are not the entertainment, either.

You are the shitty support act to the shitty support act to the band everyone kinda hopes to see at least once and then regret ever doing so when they actually do.

So, he's the Gary Numan of PD?

Yes.

[Payne]

Or Payne can do it, if he's inclined.

I mean, I have nothing going on at the moment.  I can explain everything, if you like.

But maybe you better ask Payne.

Nope.  You're really not getting the message here.

Should I type slower, or something?  I mean, I can spell this out, if you really want me to.

Oh I got it the first time.  I just like to play.

Don't you?

Where Truth^TM is offered, both boldly and in parable, you insist on the binary.

Your play is the pre-masturbatory smearing shit on the walls kind. It is regressive to the point of "devolution" and not the fun kind.

You have forgotten that The Good Reverend Roger and Doktor Howl are not the entertainment, they are not the message. They are the medium. Try shouting at American Idol to change the result. I dare you.

Thank you for spelling it out for me.  I thought I had indeed gotten the message, but it took this post of yours, grabbing my head, pointing it in the right direction, and screaming LOOK, DAMNIT! for me to finally understand the response my OP generated.

I think I got it now; TGRR and the rest are standing on a cliff taking a good long piss on the monkey world, and in my attempt to join in, I stood behind them and pissed all over their shoes.  Something like that?

I'm sorry guys.  I truly did not understand my mistake.  It was difficult for me to grasp, because I thought I did understand and was being block-headed.

I shall endeavor to improve my aim in the future.

Nope, it's that you decided to try and piss back up the cliff from the monkey world.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Funniest bit is that I DID rant (a bit) today, but it got buried by Trix's whine-fest about how I'm not ranting.

It got buried by my whole one thread!?  Wow, this thread must take up a LOT of space in the thread list!

Look, I apologize if my OP offended you, I had hoped the TL;DR made it clear that the intention was a bit of lulz and a hello.  I can put some words together on paper (or, you know, on forum) but making them funny is something I'm still working on.  If it hurts you to read my tripe while I'm finding my style or whatever, feel free to pass my threads right over in the future.  Or, you know, turn them into this; that works too.

Oh my god just shut up nobody cares and you are embarrassing yourself.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Or Payne can do it, if he's inclined.

I mean, I have nothing going on at the moment.  I can explain everything, if you like.

But maybe you better ask Payne.

Nope.  You're really not getting the message here.

Should I type slower, or something?  I mean, I can spell this out, if you really want me to.

Oh I got it the first time.  I just like to play.

Don't you?

Where Truth^TM is offered, both boldly and in parable, you insist on the binary.

Your play is the pre-masturbatory smearing shit on the walls kind. It is regressive to the point of "devolution" and not the fun kind.

You have forgotten that The Good Reverend Roger and Doktor Howl are not the entertainment, they are not the message. They are the medium. Try shouting at American Idol to change the result. I dare you.

Thank you for spelling it out for me.  I thought I had indeed gotten the message, but it took this post of yours, grabbing my head, pointing it in the right direction, and screaming LOOK, DAMNIT! for me to finally understand the response my OP generated.

I think I got it now; TGRR and the rest are standing on a cliff taking a good long piss on the monkey world, and in my attempt to join in, I stood behind them and pissed all over their shoes.  Something like that?

I'm sorry guys.  I truly did not understand my mistake.  It was difficult for me to grasp, because I thought I did understand and was being block-headed.

I shall endeavor to improve my aim in the future.

Dude, no. Your problem is that YOU ARE A FUCKING SYCOPHANT. Just like everyone else who takes a swing at anyone who they perceive as being "important". Stop trying to define yourself in relationship to other people who have made an impact, and instead, maybe try making an impact yourself. FFS.

[Payne]

trix. That your career on PD has come to this will, I am sure, have come as a surprise to many, not least your erstwhile smug and, as it turns out, disastrously complacent self. However, to those with a more rounded experience of your methods and morality, both the beneficiaries and the victims of your self-righteous and self-appointed crusading, it will remain a source of bed-wetting astonishment that it has taken so long for the hive mind to bring themselves to bear upon your arrogant and devious person.

You are, in the well-chosen words of our resident hate-shitters in describing your ilk, an unreconstructed wanker. To that one might add that you have infinitely more to say for yourself than your knowledge or experience could possibly justify, and that I have seldom found myself passing judgement on someone so evidently lacking the benefits of a damn good kicking.

You have thrust upon us your ill-informed, half-baked, out-dated and, frankly, paranoid theories for a tiresome number of posts now, and the wonder of it is that anyone continued to listen long enough for you to persist with the behaviour that has ultimately led to your downfall. I would remind you, trix, that paranoia is often merely the flipside of egotism: both deludedly imagine the world to revolve around oneself.

While your n00bish exploits have occasionally enjoyed vindication in the past, it should be evident to anyone remotely cognisant with the facts that your roles in certain notorious events have been grossly exaggerated by both posterity - which is often inexplicably kind to the self-aggrandising - and by your own indulgently biased accounts. No doubt you like to depict yourself as a thorn in the flesh of the establishment, but closer to the truth would be to say that you are merely an irritant, and that the subsequent rashes are far more the result of your unwanted presence than of any defect on the part of those you choose to infect.

In the case of someone so self-absorbed, it is perhaps plausible that certain developments may have escaped your notice; to wit, the inexorable evolution of this forums posts and the irrefutable testimony of the hive mind, which states, if you would take note, you are not welcome any more. Once upon a time, you found and to your credit exposed corruption and conspiracy among those of whom we expected better. Your problem, it strikes me, was that you did not know what to be about next. You have continued to seek out such nefariousness, but where you have not found it you have instead imagined it - and more insidiously, implied it. If I were you, I might wish to consider whether a man who finds corruption in every place he looks might perhaps be seeing the reflection of what lies within himself.

In the instance that has brought you before me, you arrogantly pitted yourself against an organisation far more august and enduring than the windmills at which you had tilted before; and though you were but a mosquito attacking an elephant, it cannot be ignored that this mosquito wished the elephant harm, and its bite may have done so had it not been swatted.

In short, trix, there is no place for you here in the future. This is a new Discordia, a new forum, with new standards and a new morality. I must not allow it or its institutions - nascent and ancient alike - to be disparaged and prejudiced by the diseased mind of a wee shite like you. For this reason, I order that you be taken from this board, henceforth to a place of confinement, there to dwell in perpetual fear of being chibbed and humped by rabid schemies.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

trix. That your career on PD has come to this will, I am sure, have come as a surprise to many, not least your erstwhile smug and, as it turns out, disastrously complacent self. However, to those with a more rounded experience of your methods and morality, both the beneficiaries and the victims of your self-righteous and self-appointed crusading, it will remain a source of bed-wetting astonishment that it has taken so long for the hive mind to bring themselves to bear upon your arrogant and devious person.

You are, in the well-chosen words of our resident hate-shitters in describing your ilk, an unreconstructed wanker. To that one might add that you have infinitely more to say for yourself than your knowledge or experience could possibly justify, and that I have seldom found myself passing judgement on someone so evidently lacking the benefits of a damn good kicking.

You have thrust upon us your ill-informed, half-baked, out-dated and, frankly, paranoid theories for a tiresome number of posts now, and the wonder of it is that anyone continued to listen long enough for you to persist with the behaviour that has ultimately led to your downfall. I would remind you, trix, that paranoia is often merely the flipside of egotism: both deludedly imagine the world to revolve around oneself.

While your n00bish exploits have occasionally enjoyed vindication in the past, it should be evident to anyone remotely cognisant with the facts that your roles in certain notorious events have been grossly exaggerated by both posterity - which is often inexplicably kind to the self-aggrandising - and by your own indulgently biased accounts. No doubt you like to depict yourself as a thorn in the flesh of the establishment, but closer to the truth would be to say that you are merely an irritant, and that the subsequent rashes are far more the result of your unwanted presence than of any defect on the part of those you choose to infect.

In the case of someone so self-absorbed, it is perhaps plausible that certain developments may have escaped your notice; to wit, the inexorable evolution of this forums posts and the irrefutable testimony of the hive mind, which states, if you would take note, you are not welcome any more. Once upon a time, you found and to your credit exposed corruption and conspiracy among those of whom we expected better. Your problem, it strikes me, was that you did not know what to be about next. You have continued to seek out such nefariousness, but where you have not found it you have instead imagined it - and more insidiously, implied it. If I were you, I might wish to consider whether a man who finds corruption in every place he looks might perhaps be seeing the reflection of what lies within himself.

In the instance that has brought you before me, you arrogantly pitted yourself against an organisation far more august and enduring than the windmills at which you had tilted before; and though you were but a mosquito attacking an elephant, it cannot be ignored that this mosquito wished the elephant harm, and its bite may have done so had it not been swatted.

In short, trix, there is no place for you here in the future. This is a new Discordia, a new forum, with new standards and a new morality. I must not allow it or its institutions - nascent and ancient alike - to be disparaged and prejudiced by the diseased mind of a wee shite like you. For this reason, I order that you be taken from this board, henceforth to a place of confinement, there to dwell in perpetual fear of being chibbed and humped by rabid schemies.

Saving for future use.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Trix should feel honored.  Not every self-important boob gets a genuine Payne Phillipic™.

[trix]

Pissing metaphors aside, the OP was a goddamn joke, though it fell flat, and the intention was nothing more to say "Hello and welcome back you Horrible Bastard."  By now I'm sure I've made this clear.  I guess what I don't understand is why you choose to gloss right over the intent, once it has been clarified, in favor of trying to saddle me with some ulterior motive or grander scheme of grandstanding?

So you know what?  I'm done defending myself.  I don't care that my lack of wit made the joke fall flat.  The flattest joke in the world is still a fucking joke.  And fuck you if you can't take a joke.  Laugh or do not laugh, but if you want to go all grayfaced you can kiss my ass.  I'm going to post whatever the fuck I want to, whenever the fuck I want to.  If you can't take it, boo fucking hoo, welcome to discord.

@Payne
 LOVE the ultimate flamewar.  Took me a minute to realize where I heard that before.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pissing metaphors aside, the OP was a goddamn joke, though it fell flat, and the intention was nothing more to say "Hello and welcome back you Horrible Bastard."  By now I'm sure I've made this clear.  I guess what I don't understand is why you choose to gloss right over the intent, once it has been clarified, in favor of trying to saddle me with some ulterior motive or grander scheme of grandstanding?

So you know what?  I'm done defending myself.  I don't care that my lack of wit made the joke fall flat.  The flattest joke in the world is still a fucking joke.  And fuck you if you can't take a joke.  Laugh or do not laugh, but if you want to go all grayfaced you can kiss my ass.  I'm going to post whatever the fuck I want to, whenever the fuck I want to.  If you can't take it, boo fucking hoo, welcome to discord.

@Payne
 LOVE the ultimate flamewar.  Took me a minute to realize where I heard that before.

This greyface thing...I do not think it means what you think it means.