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Aftermath of the MEANACE that is ROGER

Started by Cramulus, February 11, 2011, 04:56:06 PM

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Luna

#45
February 11, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
Note to self:  Next time, replace "goo" with "zombie brains."  Or anything else that won't take the conversation down alleys which make one want to find a good bottle of brain bleach.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
February 11, 2011, 09:57:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
Note to self:  Next time, replace "goo" with "zombie brains."  Or anything else that won't take the conversation down alleys which make one want to find a good bottle of brain bleach.

Those things that look like garter snakes?  Monster syphilis spirochetes.  You have to use a machete.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#47
February 11, 2011, 09:59:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 09:57:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
Note to self:  Next time, replace "goo" with "zombie brains."  Or anything else that won't take the conversation down alleys which make one want to find a good bottle of brain bleach.

Those things that look like garter snakes?  Monster syphilis spirochetes.  You have to use a machete.

Yeah, the flamethrower wasn't doing the job.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#48
February 11, 2011, 10:00:35 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:59:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 09:57:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
Note to self:  Next time, replace "goo" with "zombie brains."  Or anything else that won't take the conversation down alleys which make one want to find a good bottle of brain bleach.

Those things that look like garter snakes?  Monster syphilis spirochetes.  You have to use a machete.

Yeah, the flamethrower wasn't doing the job.

The acidic ooze they use to burn through condoms is flame-resistant. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Remington

#49
February 11, 2011, 10:01:06 PM
We felt the shockwave all the way to Edmonton :x

You've got to watch your diet, Roger. The Canadian Armed Forces are considering a pre-emptive strike to cut off your Vindaloo supplies.
Is it plugged in?

Cuddlefish

#50
February 11, 2011, 10:10:07 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
Note to self:  Next time, replace "goo" with "zombie brains."  Or anything else that won't take the conversation down alleys which make one want to find a good bottle of brain bleach.

What can I say. If I'm not included, I'll be left to my own devices... wait, you have brain bleach!?!?
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Cuddlefish

#51
February 11, 2011, 10:17:46 PM
But, srsly, I may not have been directly involved, but I do like to watch  :wink:


I bet you guys are feeling pretty creeped out right about now.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Luna

#52
February 11, 2011, 10:55:31 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 11, 2011, 10:10:07 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
Note to self:  Next time, replace "goo" with "zombie brains."  Or anything else that won't take the conversation down alleys which make one want to find a good bottle of brain bleach.

What can I say. If I'm not included, I'll be left to my own devices... wait, you have brain bleach!?!?

I stocked up before I delurked. It seemed wise.
Quote from: Cuddlefish on February 11, 2011, 10:17:46 PM
But, srsly, I may not have been directly involved, but I do like to watch  :wink:


I bet you guys are feeling pretty creeped out right about now.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#53
November 14, 2011, 07:37:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2011, 09:57:28 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2011, 09:55:51 PM
Note to self:  Next time, replace "goo" with "zombie brains."  Or anything else that won't take the conversation down alleys which make one want to find a good bottle of brain bleach.

Those things that look like garter snakes?  Monster syphilis spirochetes.  You have to use a machete parang.

Fixed for additional awesomeness.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#54
November 14, 2011, 07:40:57 PM
I seem to have missed this thread entirely- will read whole thing at home.
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Luna

#55
November 14, 2011, 10:12:59 PM
 :lulz:

I loved this thread.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#56
November 14, 2011, 10:52:02 PM
 :lulz: Holy shit I missed this.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Wizard Joseph

#57
November 15, 2011, 04:59:49 AM
 :lulz:   

Holy Carp! THIS is what happened? I had wondered what caused the shift in FEMA policy and funding!

http://www.planning.org/newsreleases/2011/feb11.htm

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"The next generation report will be written so it is as comprehensive as and even more helpful than the original."

During the next three years, there will be opportunities for experts within the hazard mitigation and disaster recovery fields to contribute ideas, case studies and materials for the report.     
    * Passage of the Disaster Mitigation Act of 2000;
    * Adoption of the new National Response Framework (including ESF-14);
    * FEMA's absorption into the new U.S. Department of Homeland Security;
    * Lessons from Hurricanes Katrina, Rita and Ike and other recent disasters;
    * Modernization of the Flood Insurance Rate Maps;  :fnord:
    * Additional requirements and disaster enforcement within the state of Florida;
    * The impact of climate change;
    * The Post Katrina Emergency Management Reform Act; and
    * The National Disaster Recovery Framework.

During the next three years, there will be opportunities for experts within the hazard mitigation and disaster recovery fields to contribute ideas, case studies and materials for the report.

I thought they were being a bit vague. 

Thank you, all of you, for what you contributed to the world and it's people's continued prosperity.
You, the un-sung heroes are owed a great debt by us all!
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#58
November 16, 2011, 02:57:44 AM
Oh wow.

Who was it who had the thing about the director of FEMA being the one person best suited to lead the country?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#59
November 16, 2011, 01:20:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on November 16, 2011, 02:57:44 AM
Oh wow.

Who was it who had the thing about the director of FEMA being the one person best suited to lead the country?

All of Louisiana, I think.
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