Something Occured

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Learn to read, shitsock.

Unless this is some cutesy attempt to troll - or worse - strike up some sort of humorous banter.

In which case you should haul yourself back to the Anarchist boards and beg to be taken back, you dysfunctional little piece of human waste.

this is fun, maybe i can conform to which i dare not be... a hater... is it hard being a hater... does it make your cock super hard hating on people?
this is serious, maybe i can be a nonconformist and fuck with you... since that is what i am here to do... I fuck with the haters, the ignorant, and monkeys... that does sound sexual...

little do you know... you will laugh. I won't know it, but you will... so you can say that you will never laugh at me... but i am sure that no matter what I AM NOT PHUCKING PHUNNY! PHUCK OPHPH! I CAN BE SERIOUS OR SOMeTHING! maybe i wil typo so phucking munch that you would learn that i am way more ov a sociopath or something serious like that as well...

now what?

Got 'im that time, Cyn!!

You can imagine how pants-shittingly terrified I am at the thought of a 40 pound sociopath.

[Phox]

Roj-  <--- I know that isn't a fucking J in my name.

I will fucking kill you with a parang and make ornaments out of your bits, Eastern scum.

Ok, Roger.

(How do you want me to spell Rodge?)

THERE'S

NO

FUCKING

D

As a hobby linguist, please indulge me on the proper diminutive of "Roger" in written form, so that there are no further transgressions.

And just so we're even, acceptable forms of address for me:
Kevin, Kev, Twid, Nephew Twiddleton, Nevvie Twid (That's you Jenne!), Your Most Neposterous, Doktor Blight, Dok Blight, DP (based on old stage name, not activity), Blight, and apparently, Mick. Caoimhin is also acceptable. My full previous stage name in its original form is not. I prefer Kev, Twid or, if you are speaking Irish, Caomh (Kev) )


ETA: so it's "Roge"?

I prefer to refer to you as "hey you", "dick", "asshole", or "Coemgenus".


Phox,
Is occasionally nice.

I don't give a fuck either, so there...

  I wonder how much more you or I can take of this crazyness of hatred, let's all love or something then smoke a blunt.

Fuck you and your hippie shit.  I'm just Goddamn warming up.

Sweet, what are we having?

What's this "we" shit, Kimosabe?  You aren't part of "we".  You're some pretentious gasbag that got ran off the anarchist boards, and thought we'd go all fucking weird for you.  This is a common mistake.  Everyone thinks we put up with anything here.

They're wrong.

Well you said you were warming something up... what are we having?

Learn to read, shitsock.

Unless this is some cutesy attempt to troll - or worse - strike up some sort of humorous banter.

In which case you should haul yourself back to the Anarchist boards and beg to be taken back, you dysfunctional little piece of human waste.

this is fun, maybe i can conform to which i dare not be... a hater... is it hard being a hater... does it make your cock super hard hating on people?
this is serious, maybe i can be a nonconformist and fuck with you... since that is what i am here to do... I fuck with the haters, the ignorant, and monkeys... that does sound sexual...

little do you know... you will laugh. I won't know it, but you will... so you can say that you will never laugh at me... but i am sure that no matter what I AM NOT PHUCKING PHUNNY! PHUCK OPHPH! I CAN BE SERIOUS OR SOMeTHING! maybe i wil typo so phucking munch that you would learn that i am way more ov a sociopath or something serious like that as well...

now what?

Serious advice, girlie. Knock that shit off. It is so very easy to pop in here, and start a big shitfest. And yeah, it may seem like a good idea. And it might be fun for awhile. But then, after the blood is all cleaned up, you'll be nothing but an afterthought. You think that writing the way you do is cool or interesting or "different"? You think that non-conformity means hindering communication and frustrating people?

You know, I was going to say thank you for spelling "of" correctly in a previous post, but then you go and ruin it with that post. Now, far be it from me to be the voice of reason, but I've been thinking. I came in here and immediately got in on the shit flinging. Even, at one point, took deliberate shots at Dok and ECH, and boy, I tell you, that didn't go over well for me. But guess what? Now, I'm living the high life. ECH has had my back more times than I can remember, and before the accident, Dok and I was lab buddies 'n' shit.

But anyway, point of that story is, you don't have to let things get out of hand. You just have to take a step back, examine your behavior and say: "Okay, this is what I'm doing wrong."  It might not be easy, but if you want to actually fit in here (and trust me, it ain't hard if you're halfway intelligent and willing to learn). And hey, what's not to like about here? I can guarantee that you'll never be singled out here for anything short of being a dogmatic fuck. All you gotta do is prove that you're capable of doing something other than digging in your heels and screeching.

Phox,
Seriously. Is nice sometimes.

[Telarus]

 

[Don Coyote]

Oh fucking hell.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"Mass genocide of conformity control?"   

I gotta ask, social pressure is the equivalent of gassing Jews and tossing them in the oven?

OH, TEH DRAMA!

A SPECIAL SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!

I'd say "adorable", but at 25...It's actually kind of dismal.

Sigh. Yes. It's kind of depressing me, actually.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wow reading this makes sense, sorry for the mistaken identity... at least the good reverend roger brought up some ov my past.... now that you know some ov it... now i wonder if todays day of being a thud is a good idea... i have gone insane due to this. at least you can sleep upon the sofa tonight everyone... but then I would be left out ov the action...

i use ov for the particular reason ov the letter f... the sixth letter and O my Satan, it is the number 6 so i would rather say phunny or phunky just because.... only the weak cares about stereotypes.

sometimes i get bored. but I would much rather have phun than be bored... when a person who happens to be crazy gets bored they happen to hear voices in their head, seek the rapist, then wondering who they are... does this make me "Discordian"? maybe

Does it make me anything smart? maybe

Let's see there is so many individuals or something along those lines, you make it sound is that there is only one way ov reflecting the Principia or what have you. Which is it or not?

Oh good, it's another "I'M CRAZY SO I'M SPECIAL" fucktard.

Guess what, asshat? A very high proportion of the complete and utter dicks on this site have some kind of mental health issue. You're not special, get the fuck over it.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Actually, Vulpeca, I forgot about Coemgenus, which I obviously also accept, based on the fact that it was my first name like 1200 years ago.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Actually, Vulpeca, I forgot about Coemgenus, which I obviously also accept, based on the fact that it was my first name like 1200 years ago.

Blame Phox for this.

And the brandy, but most importantly, Phox for bringing it up when she knew better.

Kevin comes from the modern Irish Caoimhin, which even though it looks nothing like, is pronounced like KWEE-veen.

Please hold your pussy fart jokes, my Irish cousins gave me an earful of that ages ago. Well, the way you break it down is Caomh-in, where -in is the suffix, translating roughly into the Spanish equivalent, "-ito" or "-ita". Caomh means attractive. Kevin in Middle Irish was Caoimhghin. In Old Irish it was something like Coemgen.

So yeah. Long story short, Kevin is Irish for "handsome little guy" but I'm named after a terrorist executed in 1920 dammit. (True story. Middle name is Barry)

Anyway, the way this used to look in Wicked-Old Irish/Erse/Latinized-Hibernian was "Coemgenus" which is probably the best way you can express Kevin in Latin. Or, just Kevinus, or Pulchrinus. Good luck with Twid, that's just some shit I made up. If you can successfully translate it into something meaningful, let me know.

[Cramulus]

YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME
YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME

also


^ SAVED!

[Triple Zero]

"Mass genocide of conformity control?"   

I gotta ask, social pressure is the equivalent of gassing Jews and tossing them in the oven?

OH, TEH DRAMA!

A SPECIAL SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!

I'd say "adorable", but at 25...It's actually kind of dismal.

Sigh. Yes. It's kind of depressing me, actually.

Now I'm wondering ... "mass genocide", you know, as opposed to the other kind of genocide?

I do believe that TRANARCHY is probably the second-most funny type of anarchy. First being BANANARCHY, of course.


NO MOM YOU CAN'T MAKE ME WEAR SUNSCREEN, I'M A TANARCHIST !!

THAT STAMPEDE STORMING RIGHT AT ME WON'T KEEP ME DOWN!!, SAID THE OVERRANARCHIST.

I WILL NOT CHOOSE BETWEEN PEPSI OR COKE AND CONFORM WITH CORPOCRAT SUPPRESSION FOR I AM A SODA CANARCHIST!!

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT--THINKING IS HARD I AM AN ATTENTION SPANARCHIST!!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

"Mass genocide of conformity control?"   

I gotta ask, social pressure is the equivalent of gassing Jews and tossing them in the oven?

OH, TEH DRAMA!

A SPECIAL SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!

I'd say "adorable", but at 25...It's actually kind of dismal.

Sigh. Yes. It's kind of depressing me, actually.

Now I'm wondering ... "mass genocide", you know, as opposed to the other kind of genocide?

I do believe that TRANARCHY is probably the second-most funny type of anarchy. First being BANANARCHY, of course.


NO MOM YOU CAN'T MAKE ME WEAR SUNSCREEN, I'M A TANARCHIST !!

THAT STAMPEDE STORMING RIGHT AT ME WON'T KEEP ME DOWN!!, SAID THE OVERRANARCHIST.

I WILL NOT CHOOSE BETWEEN PEPSI OR COKE AND CONFORM WITH CORPOCRAT SUPPRESSION FOR I AM A SODA CANARCHIST!!

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT--THINKING IS HARD I AM AN ATTENTION SPANARCHIST!!

IRREGULARITY IS FOR THE CONSTIPATED BOURGEOISIE!!! said the Branarchist

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm still a big fan of Gilda Radner's Rosanne Roseannadanarchy.

[BabylonHoruv]

Air conditioners are part of the man's efforts to keep you down.  do you really want the air you breath to be conditioned?  - fanarchist

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I like the idea of knowing what to do in a clearly spelled out progression.

I believe that makes me a planarchist.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Air conditioners are part of the man's efforts to keep you down.  do you really want the air you breath to be conditioned?  - fanarchist

Fuck off.