Official Retraction Thread

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And the coveted Trite & Predictable Adolescent Humor Award for 2011 goes to...<drum roll>

youre just mad the only thing your shriveled up plumbing is useful for anymore is as a play toy for your collection of stray cats.

Who hasn't fucked a cat?  I mean, some people don't want to admit it, but that's because they're uptight.  You know you'd hit that shit.

theres nothing wrong with fucking cats.  pussy is pussy.

i said nothing about fucking them...hence the shriveled wang reference.  when said shriveled wang is flailing in the wind it is like a piece of string the kittys enjoy playing with like a piece of string.

0/9 for lack of effort.

[Richter]

Staff of McDonalds, I wish to retract my desire to EVER order the rancid remnant of the great mother Hydra's nethers which you purport to be a "filet".  I will, however, continue to sing the song.  MY request regarding cheeseburgers or your mother, however feral and inspired by rabid hunger it was, stands.

Slow moving dude at the grocery, I'm sure you are not actually an A+ scion of the elemental plain of suck and fail.  Learn to GTFO.

Dude I alarmed at the entryway, mybad.  I seem to have a cloaking device, that is on all the time.  Please learn to attend to transitions from dark night to bright retail place for your own safety though, the disorientation is predictable and exploitable.

[Juana]

[infinityshock]

0/9 for lack of effort.

dont be so hard on yourself.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Who the hell is the n00b?

[Suu]

Staff of McDonalds, I wish to retract my desire to EVER order the rancid remnant of the great mother Hydra's nethers which you purport to be a "filet".  I will, however, continue to sing the song. 

I refuse to retract sicking my sister on you with that song, because it made for a totally obnoxious Anime Boston.

[Freeky]

Who the hell is the n00b?

Hell if I know.  

Hang on, didn't we go traipsing along through TCC and pick up a few douchebags?  They were pretty memorable, as I recall.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Who the hell is the n00b?

One of Fang's groupies.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

In an effort for peace on earth and goodwill and all that bullshit.....

I would like to officially retract the hundreds upon thousands of disparaging remarks I have made over the years about the "stupid people".  As they are far too numerous to go thru each one, I will just keep with the top few.

I am sure it was an accident when your mother/sister/auntie dropped you on your head, three of four times as a baby and I never should have insinuated otherwise.

As for your mother/sister/auntie I am sure they are not the same person as I may have implied at that Walmart in West Virgina.

I am also thinking that it was not a direct result of the inbreeding that kept your intelligence level to a bare minimum.  I am sure other factors weigh in on that.

I now understand that fashion is a personal statement and I should never have even hinted that your size 7 shorts and top on your 300 pound plus body were unacceptable as it is your body, your choice and your uncomfort.  The added did you fall from the moon and land in those clothes was a little too far.

I see now that all those buttons and levers and lights and such in your vehicle are extremely distracting and I should have addressed the issue with the car manufacturer instead of suggesting you put your turn signal somewhere dark and damp. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

In an effort for peace on earth and goodwill and all that bullshit.....

I would like to officially retract the hundreds upon thousands of disparaging remarks I have made over the years about the "stupid people".  As they are far too numerous to go thru each one, I will just keep with the top few.

I am sure it was an accident when your mother/sister/auntie dropped you on your head, three of four times as a baby and I never should have insinuated otherwise.

As for your mother/sister/auntie I am sure they are not the same person as I may have implied at that Walmart in West Virgina.

I am also thinking that it was not a direct result of the inbreeding that kept your intelligence level to a bare minimum.  I am sure other factors weigh in on that.

I now understand that fashion is a personal statement and I should never have even hinted that your size 7 shorts and top on your 300 pound plus body were unacceptable as it is your body, your choice and your uncomfort.  The added did you fall from the moon and land in those clothes was a little too far.

I see now that all those buttons and levers and lights and such in your vehicle are extremely distracting and I should have addressed the issue with the car manufacturer instead of suggesting you put your turn signal somewhere dark and damp. 

Thanks, Khara.  This was in danger of turning into a "look how badass" thread I am, instead of retractions.

Also, I'll have you know that being dropped on my head toughened me up, and I suggest it as a parenting tool.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

In an effort for peace on earth and goodwill and all that bullshit.....

I would like to officially retract the hundreds upon thousands of disparaging remarks I have made over the years about the "stupid people".  As they are far too numerous to go thru each one, I will just keep with the top few.

I am sure it was an accident when your mother/sister/auntie dropped you on your head, three of four times as a baby and I never should have insinuated otherwise.

As for your mother/sister/auntie I am sure they are not the same person as I may have implied at that Walmart in West Virgina.

I am also thinking that it was not a direct result of the inbreeding that kept your intelligence level to a bare minimum.  I am sure other factors weigh in on that.

I now understand that fashion is a personal statement and I should never have even hinted that your size 7 shorts and top on your 300 pound plus body were unacceptable as it is your body, your choice and your uncomfort.  The added did you fall from the moon and land in those clothes was a little too far.

I see now that all those buttons and levers and lights and such in your vehicle are extremely distracting and I should have addressed the issue with the car manufacturer instead of suggesting you put your turn signal somewhere dark and damp. 

Thanks, Khara.  This was in danger of turning into a "look how badass" thread I am, instead of retractions.

Also, I'll have you know that being dropped on my head toughened me up, and I suggest it as a parenting tool.

I have it on good authority, that while dropping a child on it's head may toughen it up, it also causes some kind of strange reaction forcing all the hair follicles from one's head to scatter randomly over the rest of the body and then re-producing like bunnies until one is completely bald yet one's whole body is encased in a furlike suit not unlike a yeti.....

I'm not too sure on the science of it all.... we should ask Kai 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Who the hell is the n00b?

One of Fang's groupies.

One of those Wiccan douches?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Who the hell is the n00b?

One of Fang's groupies.

One of those Wiccan douches?

I gather they're all "Oden" worshippers. 

Not that there's any difference.  They both use faux-"archaic" spellings, they both use the mod button to settle disagreements, and they both smell like rancid patchouli.

[Luna]

Who the hell is the n00b?

One of Fang's groupies.

One of those Wiccan douches?

I thought it was one of the teenage closet cases from that "we're all straight, lookit us gay bash, we just watch gaypron so we know what NOT to do' board.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Who the hell is the n00b?

One of Fang's groupies.

One of those Wiccan douches?

I gather they're all "Oden" worshippers. 

Not that there's any difference.  They both use faux-"archaic" spellings, they both use the mod button to settle disagreements, and they both smell like rancid patchouli.

Fucking hippies are all the same.