Khore in the Chapel Perilous

[Khore]

Im tired of your shit too, Eris, but i love you yet.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Incidentally, what little sense I could make out of the OP was:

The world is really hard, and I cut myself when I contemplate it.  It hurts to think.  I am now channeling John Lennon AND Sinead O'Conner.  GENIUS IS PAIN!  GENIUS IS PAIN!  YOKO ONO IS A ROCK N ROLL GODDESS!  YOU KNOW WHY NOBODY LIKES HER?  BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN AND SHE'S ORIENTAL, THAT'S WHY!  AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!  PAUL WASN'T THE WALRUS, I WAS ACTUALLY THE WALRUS, I WAS ONLY SAYING THAT TO BE NICE AND I'M SICK OF GEORGE HARRISON AND ALL HIS HARE KRISHNA BULLSHIT!  FUCK YOUUUUUU!   Also, I almost killed myself once because of the hallucinations I suffered while trying to be the next Carlos Castanada.  Fnord.

Oh shit.

wait..wait...

AND I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH MICK FUCKING JAGGER ALL HE EVER DID WAS COPY ME AND DANCE AROUND THE STAGE LIKE A FUCKING FAIRY AND BADFINGER IS BASICALLY ME WITHOUT THIS AWESOME FOREIGN ACCENT THE SKY IS BLUUUUUUE.  In addition, I am mentally unbalanced, which in some cultures makes me a wiseman, and you should all drop what you're doing and study at my feet because of hallucinations and Chorozon, which is apparently neither a Mexican breakfast dish nor an obscure sports term.  Fnord, I say, fnord.

FFFFFUUUUUUU 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Im tired of your shit too, Eris, but i love you yet.

Let's just feed that into the little box.

LOOK AT MEEEEEE, YOU BASTARDS!  I AM SPEAKING TO THE GODDESS!  DOES SHE LISTEN TO YOU?  WELL, SHE DOES TO ME...AS FAR AS YOU KNOW.  RINGO STAR WAS A UGLY LITTLE GNOME WHO RODE ON MY BACK FOR DECADES!  HE WAS NOTHING WITHOUT ME!  NONE OF THEM WERE ANYTHING WITHOUT ME!  NONE OF YOU ARE ANYTHING WITHOUT ME!  Hey, nervous breakdowns are all liberating and shit.  Have I mentioned that I almost jumped out a window once?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

TWO SIDES LIVE WAS THE BEST ROCK N ROLL ALBUM EVER MADE!  AHHHHHH!  MOTHER, THEY'RE TRYING TO CRUCIFY ME!  GENIUS IS PAIN!  GENIUS IS PAAAAAIN!  OR WAS IT PAYNE?  AAAAAAAAAH!  AAAAAAAAAAAH!  Hey, don't mind me if I wrap up my collected teenage angst in your religion and take it for a drag through the sewer.  It's just my way.  Plus, I get to pass off my inability to deal with adolescence under this really cool "chapel perilous" thing.  I have a tallbike!  I had it before everyone else got one!  And you don't mind if I post this in a language that only one or two of you speak, right?  Also, please give me an entire Spanish-speaking section for my attention whoring.  AND I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE HIPPIES TRYING TO GET MY AUTOGRAPH, LOOK YOU LITTLE BASTARDS I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING PARENTS, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

This machine...It is unstoppable.  It feels no pain.  It can't be reasoned with.

It's MAGICKAL!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

FFFFFUUUUUUU 

There's still a little Doktor Howl in all of us, Nigel.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

TWO SIDES LIVE WAS THE BEST ROCK N ROLL ALBUM EVER MADE!  AHHHHHH!  MOTHER, THEY'RE TRYING TO CRUCIFY ME!  GENIUS IS PAIN!  GENIUS IS PAAAAAIN!  OR WAS IT PAYNE?  AAAAAAAAAH!  AAAAAAAAAAAH!  Hey, don't mind me if I wrap up my collected teenage angst in your religion and take it for a drag through the sewer.  It's just my way.  Plus, I get to pass off my inability to deal with adolescence under this really cool "chapel perilous" thing.  I have a tallbike!  I had it before everyone else got one!  And you don't mind if I post this in a language that only one or two of you speak, right?  Also, please give me an entire Spanish-speaking section for my attention whoring.  AND I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE HIPPIES TRYING TO GET MY AUTOGRAPH, LOOK YOU LITTLE BASTARDS I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING PARENTS, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

This machine...It is unstoppable.  It feels no pain.  It can't be reasoned with.

It's MAGICKAL!

THE MAGICKLE MISERY TOUR IS COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[Mangrove]

TWO SIDES LIVE WAS THE BEST ROCK N ROLL ALBUM EVER MADE!  AHHHHHH!  MOTHER, THEY'RE TRYING TO CRUCIFY ME!  GENIUS IS PAIN!  GENIUS IS PAAAAAIN!  OR WAS IT PAYNE?  AAAAAAAAAH!  AAAAAAAAAAAH!  Hey, don't mind me if I wrap up my collected teenage angst in your religion and take it for a drag through the sewer.  It's just my way.  Plus, I get to pass off my inability to deal with adolescence under this really cool "chapel perilous" thing.  I have a tallbike!  I had it before everyone else got one!  And you don't mind if I post this in a language that only one or two of you speak, right?  Also, please give me an entire Spanish-speaking section for my attention whoring.  AND I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE HIPPIES TRYING TO GET MY AUTOGRAPH, LOOK YOU LITTLE BASTARDS I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING PARENTS, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

This machine...It is unstoppable.  It feels no pain.  It can't be reasoned with.

It's MAGICKAL!

Please explain. I don't recognize this spelling.

[Khore]

TWO SIDES LIVE WAS THE BEST ROCK N ROLL ALBUM EVER MADE!  AHHHHHH!  MOTHER, THEY'RE TRYING TO CRUCIFY ME!  GENIUS IS PAIN!  GENIUS IS PAAAAAIN!  OR WAS IT PAYNE?  AAAAAAAAAH!  AAAAAAAAAAAH!  Hey, don't mind me if I wrap up my collected teenage angst in your religion and take it for a drag through the sewer.  It's just my way.  Plus, I get to pass off my inability to deal with adolescence under this really cool "chapel perilous" thing.  I have a tallbike!  I had it before everyone else got one!  And you don't mind if I post this in a language that only one or two of you speak, right?  Also, please give me an entire Spanish-speaking section for my attention whoring.  AND I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE HIPPIES TRYING TO GET MY AUTOGRAPH, LOOK YOU LITTLE BASTARDS I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING PARENTS, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

This machine...It is unstoppable.  It feels no pain.  It can't be reasoned with.

It's MAGICKAL!

THE MAGICKLE MISERY TOUR IS COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY

Oh yeah, i love you too. Some americans are like kids, i guess.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

TWO SIDES LIVE WAS THE BEST ROCK N ROLL ALBUM EVER MADE!  AHHHHHH!  MOTHER, THEY'RE TRYING TO CRUCIFY ME!  GENIUS IS PAIN!  GENIUS IS PAAAAAIN!  OR WAS IT PAYNE?  AAAAAAAAAH!  AAAAAAAAAAAH!  Hey, don't mind me if I wrap up my collected teenage angst in your religion and take it for a drag through the sewer.  It's just my way.  Plus, I get to pass off my inability to deal with adolescence under this really cool "chapel perilous" thing.  I have a tallbike!  I had it before everyone else got one!  And you don't mind if I post this in a language that only one or two of you speak, right?  Also, please give me an entire Spanish-speaking section for my attention whoring.  AND I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE HIPPIES TRYING TO GET MY AUTOGRAPH, LOOK YOU LITTLE BASTARDS I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING PARENTS, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

This machine...It is unstoppable.  It feels no pain.  It can't be reasoned with.

It's MAGICKAL!

THE MAGICKLE MISERY TOUR IS COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY

Oh yeah, i love you too. Some americans are like kids, i guess.

We're all like kids.  Big, loud kids with huge toys that go bang.  That's basically the fault of you Europeans, as I have explained elsewhere.  What you don't seem to understand, though, is that there are many different types of Discordians, and each performs a function.

Imagine a human body.  The BIP clowns are the brain.  The artists are the heart.  The ranters are the arse.  The phages are the strong arms.  The children of Eris are the wild hairs that get up your ass.  And the pinealists, well, you're the snot.

Trust me on this, for I am in fact a Holy Man™, and I didn't even have to whine about being crazy to get the title.  I am a Goddamn OVERMAN, and being Holy™ comes naturally, like farting while having sex, or "upper decking" the local hipster bar's toilet.

You sit there and whine about "chapel perilous".  I'm gonna go fuck some shit up.

Hail Discordia, freak.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

TWO SIDES LIVE WAS THE BEST ROCK N ROLL ALBUM EVER MADE!  AHHHHHH!  MOTHER, THEY'RE TRYING TO CRUCIFY ME!  GENIUS IS PAIN!  GENIUS IS PAAAAAIN!  OR WAS IT PAYNE?  AAAAAAAAAH!  AAAAAAAAAAAH!  Hey, don't mind me if I wrap up my collected teenage angst in your religion and take it for a drag through the sewer.  It's just my way.  Plus, I get to pass off my inability to deal with adolescence under this really cool "chapel perilous" thing.  I have a tallbike!  I had it before everyone else got one!  And you don't mind if I post this in a language that only one or two of you speak, right?  Also, please give me an entire Spanish-speaking section for my attention whoring.  AND I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE HIPPIES TRYING TO GET MY AUTOGRAPH, LOOK YOU LITTLE BASTARDS I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING PARENTS, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

This machine...It is unstoppable.  It feels no pain.  It can't be reasoned with.

It's MAGICKAL!

Please explain. I don't recognize this spelling.

It is an alternative spelling used to distinguish actual REAL metaphysical science from stage prop sleight of hand shows.

MAGICK IS REAL SCIENCE.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

ALSO SIGILS.

[Khore]

TWO SIDES LIVE WAS THE BEST ROCK N ROLL ALBUM EVER MADE!  AHHHHHH!  MOTHER, THEY'RE TRYING TO CRUCIFY ME!  GENIUS IS PAIN!  GENIUS IS PAAAAAIN!  OR WAS IT PAYNE?  AAAAAAAAAH!  AAAAAAAAAAAH!  Hey, don't mind me if I wrap up my collected teenage angst in your religion and take it for a drag through the sewer.  It's just my way.  Plus, I get to pass off my inability to deal with adolescence under this really cool "chapel perilous" thing.  I have a tallbike!  I had it before everyone else got one!  And you don't mind if I post this in a language that only one or two of you speak, right?  Also, please give me an entire Spanish-speaking section for my attention whoring.  AND I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE HIPPIES TRYING TO GET MY AUTOGRAPH, LOOK YOU LITTLE BASTARDS I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING PARENTS, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

This machine...It is unstoppable.  It feels no pain.  It can't be reasoned with.

It's MAGICKAL!

THE MAGICKLE MISERY TOUR IS COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY

Oh yeah, i love you too. Some americans are like kids, i guess.

We're all like kids.  Big, loud kids with huge toys that go bang.  That's basically the fault of you Europeans, as I have explained elsewhere.  What you don't seem to understand, though, is that there are many different types of Discordians, and each performs a function.

Imagine a human body.  The BIP clowns are the brain.  The artists are the heart.  The ranters are the arse.  The phages are the strong arms.  The children of Eris are the wild hairs that get up your ass.  And the pinealists, well, you're the snot.

Trust me on this, for I am in fact a Holy Man™, and I didn't even have to whine about being crazy to get the title.  I am a Goddamn OVERMAN, and being Holy™ comes naturally, like farting while having sex, or "upper decking" the local hipster bar's toilet.

You sit there and whine about "chapel perilous".  I'm gonna go fuck some shit up.

Hail Discordia, freak.

Yeah, i know.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

TWO SIDES LIVE WAS THE BEST ROCK N ROLL ALBUM EVER MADE!  AHHHHHH!  MOTHER, THEY'RE TRYING TO CRUCIFY ME!  GENIUS IS PAIN!  GENIUS IS PAAAAAIN!  OR WAS IT PAYNE?  AAAAAAAAAH!  AAAAAAAAAAAH!  Hey, don't mind me if I wrap up my collected teenage angst in your religion and take it for a drag through the sewer.  It's just my way.  Plus, I get to pass off my inability to deal with adolescence under this really cool "chapel perilous" thing.  I have a tallbike!  I had it before everyone else got one!  And you don't mind if I post this in a language that only one or two of you speak, right?  Also, please give me an entire Spanish-speaking section for my attention whoring.  AND I'M TIRED OF ALL THESE HIPPIES TRYING TO GET MY AUTOGRAPH, LOOK YOU LITTLE BASTARDS I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING PARENTS, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

This machine...It is unstoppable.  It feels no pain.  It can't be reasoned with.

It's MAGICKAL!

THE MAGICKLE MISERY TOUR IS COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY

Oh yeah, i love you too. Some americans are like kids, i guess.

We're all like kids.  Big, loud kids with huge toys that go bang.  That's basically the fault of you Europeans, as I have explained elsewhere.  What you don't seem to understand, though, is that there are many different types of Discordians, and each performs a function.

Imagine a human body.  The BIP clowns are the brain.  The artists are the heart.  The ranters are the arse.  The phages are the strong arms.  The children of Eris are the wild hairs that get up your ass.  And the pinealists, well, you're the snot.

Trust me on this, for I am in fact a Holy Man™, and I didn't even have to whine about being crazy to get the title.  I am a Goddamn OVERMAN, and being Holy™ comes naturally, like farting while having sex, or "upper decking" the local hipster bar's toilet.

You sit there and whine about "chapel perilous".  I'm gonna go fuck some shit up.

Hail Discordia, freak.

Yeah, i know.

Three things: 

1.  America is YOUR fault, subhuman foreign whiners:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=30748.0

2. 

3. 

[Khore]

Fuck the system.